Author Topic: Most pathetic/lame things you pretended to be into to get a girl/guy to like you (Read 7640 times)

perverted super otaku! · « **Reply #60 on:** March 29, 2016, 06:20:31 AM »

Definitely have done a bit of pretending on the music front this year... nothing heinous but just acting more stoked on songs I got shown than I really was... Probably pretended about some lamer shit too but just can't think of it atm

Tufty · « **Reply #61 on:** March 29, 2016, 07:47:34 AM »

I impressed my girlfriend of 4 years by telling her I am into cooking. I can only cook the basic boring stuff men cook like pasta. She figured it out later and she laughed at me.

I know I have said that before but I have a friend that says whatever to get laid. He said at one girl that he is a dolphin trainer at aquarium and she totally believed it.

Level 60 Dwarf Paladin · « **Reply #62 on:** March 29, 2016, 08:14:41 AM »

Commitment...

MaryhillVibe · « **Reply #63 on:** March 29, 2016, 08:46:27 AM »

Quote from: Wizard Fight on March 07, 2014, 08:35:42 AM

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Sometimes I say I'm an Arborist
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I'm dying

Edit: also I kind of do this with pretty much anything that comes up in initial conversation, sometimes I end up actually being super into whatever thing it was that I completely winged it at being into. I now have a pretty strong collection of dece interests garnered from failed relationships/awkward conversations while trying to get it in.

Expand your horizons buds!

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #64 on:** March 29, 2016, 08:53:04 AM »

Nothing.

chillclinton87 · « **Reply #65 on:** March 29, 2016, 11:06:16 AM »

Quote from: MOE SYZLAK on March 06, 2014, 11:22:21 AM

i pretend to be interested in anything but skateboarding every day of my life

fuck man, hit the nail on the head with this one......

7 year old · « **Reply #66 on:** March 29, 2016, 12:00:11 PM »

i told a girl i liked oasis and bruce springsteen once. that's pretty bad.

Iceman · « **Reply #67 on:** March 29, 2016, 02:25:01 PM »

Quote from: MaryhillVibe on March 29, 2016, 08:46:27 AM

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Sometimes I say I'm an Arborist
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I'm dying

could tracer be...

Willie · « **Reply #68 on:** March 29, 2016, 04:29:09 PM »

My freshman year of college was basically when I first experienced the Internet (beyond BBS sites). At the start of the year the school computers had Gopher, soon they had an FTP client, finally they got the Mosaic browser.

Anyhow, during the FTP era this girl I liked and I were looking at some sort of searchable picture archive next to each other. She was probably looking at pictures of Trent Reznor or some shit. I am consciously looking for something that will establish me a a cool guy or something so I looked up pictures of Miles Davis. I have no idea why. I've never given a shit about Miles Davis or jazz or whatever. I had seen an Anton Corbijn poster of Miles Davis in some "cool" teacher's room once so maybe that gave me the idea. It was just weird and I still feel lame about it.

We ended up dating and she gave me my first blowjob. Nightmare otherwise.

Dark Knight · « **Reply #69 on:** March 29, 2016, 06:41:47 PM »

Cocaine

Chavo · « **Reply #70 on:** March 29, 2016, 09:55:06 PM »

Socialism. Environmentalism.

lampshade · « **Reply #71 on:** March 30, 2016, 03:44:15 AM »

Country music. Not the cool old kind about drinking and fighting, but the newer country/pop stuff. I went to college in the south. So many super hot girls are into that stuff.

brycickle · « **Reply #72 on:** March 30, 2016, 05:35:45 AM »

Quote from: MaryhillVibe on March 29, 2016, 08:46:27 AM

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I'm dying

I was too. Then I realized it said "arborist" and not "abortionist".

Tufty · « **Reply #73 on:** March 30, 2016, 05:45:20 AM »

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I was too. Then I realized it said "arborist" and not "abortionist".

I totally read abortionist, until I saw your comment

pencil · « **Reply #74 on:** March 30, 2016, 07:00:04 AM »

sometimes i say i was an attempted abortion and that usually gets a pity fuck titty suck giddy up

somethingmustbreaknow · « **Reply #75 on:** March 30, 2016, 10:18:59 AM »

pretended to be into christianity, medieval times and my country's right wing populist party, to get down with a girl in barcy once haha. pretty bad. i know. but i scored.

Pauly Walnuts · « **Reply #76 on:** March 30, 2016, 10:35:28 AM »

Quote from: somethingmustbreaknow on March 30, 2016, 10:18:59 AM

pretended to be into christianity, medieval times and my country's right wing populist party, to get down with a girl in barcy once haha. pretty bad. i know. but i scored.

Well the important thing is at you scored.

Baron Samedi · « **Reply #77 on:** March 30, 2016, 11:30:08 AM »

so people still say 'score' huh

somethingmustbreaknow · « **Reply #78 on:** March 30, 2016, 12:28:33 PM »

they do. that's cool enough for me

Willie · « **Reply #79 on:** March 30, 2016, 03:24:54 PM »

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pretended to be into christianity, medieval times and my country's right wing populist party, to get down with a girl in barcy once haha. pretty bad. i know. but i scored.
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Well the important thing is at you scored.

How did the medieval times angle work? Like "oh yeah, that's some cool armor! Want to check out my lance?"

Or was it the themed restaurant?

glutton. · « **Reply #80 on:** March 30, 2016, 03:30:11 PM »

I pretended to be into some chick because I wanted to fuck her.

Iceman · « **Reply #81 on:** March 30, 2016, 08:22:13 PM »

Quote from: Tufty on March 30, 2016, 05:45:20 AM

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Quote from: Wizard Fight on March 07, 2014, 08:35:42 AM
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Sometimes I say I'm an Arborist
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I'm dying

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I was too. Then I realized it said "arborist" and not "abortionist".
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I totally read abortionist, until I saw your comment

irl he's probably an arsonist.

somethingmustbreaknow · « **Reply #82 on:** March 31, 2016, 12:57:08 AM »

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pretended to be into christianity, medieval times and my country's right wing populist party, to get down with a girl in barcy once haha. pretty bad. i know. but i scored.
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Medievalists are the worst. You're a much stronger man than me. I'm almost afraid to ask, but which party would that be?

haha. it wasn't at a party. i met her on the beach in the night. she's studying history, maybe that's where here medieval love comes from.

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #83 on:** March 31, 2016, 01:18:16 AM »

I read a lot about medieval torture devices I'd love to talk to a girl on a beach in the night about it

Author Topic: Most pathetic/lame things you pretended to be into to get a girl/guy to like you (Read 7640 times)

7 year old

glutton.