Author Topic: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO... (Read 9374 times)

itchysutnack · « **Reply #30 on:** August 06, 2018, 06:20:43 AM »

Sinner....

HugeBodBoyle · « **Reply #31 on:** August 06, 2018, 06:21:34 AM »

Whoever invented pressure flips.

Bristol_Palin · « **Reply #32 on:** August 06, 2018, 08:38:15 AM »

I don't really want to fight him, but one time nick merlino made fun of my bicycle

sms_b · « **Reply #33 on:** August 06, 2018, 08:44:28 AM »

I'd fight Rodney Mullen.

my english is bad · « **Reply #34 on:** August 06, 2018, 08:56:17 AM »

Marc Johnson and Jim Jim Greco because they are the worst person tha i ever met

pointandclick · « **Reply #35 on:** August 06, 2018, 09:06:14 AM »

Quote from: ShoeProblem on August 06, 2018, 06:21:34 AM

Whoever invented pressure flips.

nate sherwood.

brucewillis · « **Reply #36 on:** August 06, 2018, 10:07:00 AM »

Quote from: IHOP on August 05, 2018, 11:07:05 PM

daryl angel is the easy answer

backup answer is donovan piscopo

Why Donovon?

the snake · « **Reply #37 on:** August 06, 2018, 10:23:08 AM »

Pancho Moller

MOE SYZLAK · « **Reply #38 on:** August 06, 2018, 10:23:29 AM »

I’m no lady but I think I could out duke TNT

Billy Ocean · « **Reply #39 on:** August 06, 2018, 11:30:10 AM »

Swan Pablo. Part of me wants to say live and let live and you do you, but another part of me wants to punch his try-hard hipster ass.

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #40 on:** August 06, 2018, 01:37:03 PM »

Not a pro, but more famous then a lot of pros... I would love to give Roy purdy a chin check real quick

Matthew_James · « **Reply #41 on:** August 06, 2018, 01:40:29 PM »

Mike V, just because he always picks easy targets to fight. I’ve never seen him fight a single person who looked like they knew what they were doing with their hands and feet, and I’d be interested to see what happens when he doesn’t have that going for him. I have nothing against him though, it’d be a friendly fight.

Either that or Daryl Angel, it’d be interesting to see if he can handle beating up a man the same way he beats up women. That would be a way more likely scenario to come to fruition since he seems to lurk around NYC with immunity for some reason, and I wouldn’t mind making the news (or at least the top thread of slap) for pulling his card. That fight wouldn’t be as friendly, needless to say.

silhouette · « **Reply #42 on:** August 06, 2018, 01:53:56 PM »

An interesting question to ponder is out of your favorite pros, how many do you think would be the crazy type to go all wild as far as trying and fucking biting your neck in a fight?

The thought of that frenetic Puleo fight in Ian Reid's video (I think) can trigger many dumb questions.

GAY · « **Reply #43 on:** August 06, 2018, 01:54:37 PM »

If I could see data on which pros make the most money and then cross reference that with their lawyer's case record, I'd be able to give you the person whom I'd most like to fight.

ChiefSQueff · « **Reply #44 on:** August 06, 2018, 02:46:22 PM »

Quote from: SkateChimney on August 06, 2018, 04:58:00 AM

not a pro but that illegal civ dude with the white pants can get the shmoke ANY day of the week

id fuck Weck up in like 90 seconds id love the opportunity

no actual pros really bother me

You're tripping. Weck would drop you in 3 seconds. Unless of course you're stronger and a better fighter. Weck is strong. Have you seen his penis muscles?

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #45 on:** August 06, 2018, 03:21:53 PM »

Berra, but not pro, and there'd probably be no satisfaction in it.

Lobster killer SP.

Didn't Mike V basically get his ass handed to him in a hockey game? So not all easy targets.

streetsoup · « **Reply #46 on:** August 06, 2018, 03:41:31 PM »

Kevin Rodrigues angry self or can get fought.

IHOP · « **Reply #47 on:** August 06, 2018, 03:48:16 PM »

Quote from: brucewillis on August 06, 2018, 10:07:00 AM

Quote from: IHOP on August 05, 2018, 11:07:05 PM
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daryl angel is the easy answer

backup answer is donovan piscopo
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Why Donovon?

tried to go on instragram to find a Donny depp photo but instead found that, on trend, he deleted all of his posts.

Cant take his style jumping throughout the seasons.

Grosso4Prez · « **Reply #48 on:** August 06, 2018, 06:00:43 PM »

wee man

Grosso4Prez · « **Reply #49 on:** August 06, 2018, 06:02:20 PM »

Quote from: Kickflipmcdelux on August 05, 2018, 10:16:29 PM

I would drop Kelly hart so bad just to give him another excuse to not skate. I would drop Tyson Peterson and curb stomp his knees in all four directions. I would fucking lavish in the moment as I land horrific blows on Nora's chest cavity with brass knuckles. I would smash a bottle of vodka over Nyjahs collarbone and slice his ankles up something fierce. Thank god im a chill person irl.

what do you have against Nora and Tyson?

??

Skate_lurker_Rob · « **Reply #50 on:** August 06, 2018, 06:26:13 PM »

Quote from: shingles on August 06, 2018, 05:04:02 AM

I don't like the way Hosoi talks about himself (and only about himself...) Not a reason to fuck him up though...
It would just be a relief to tell him

Had the same thought you just beat me to it, Hosoi and Duane Peter's just because it's been a longtime coming.
In no particular order
Greco
Weck
Roy just cause
Phelps
Smolik
Kyro everyone knows why
Haslam
Nyjah
Skreech
Grosso
Hewitt

poorlatino · « **Reply #51 on:** August 06, 2018, 06:36:18 PM »

Not a pro thank god but Derek Tracy. What a fucking ass clown. Go fuck yourself Derek you frat boy cocksucking shit stain.

Hoeboi · « **Reply #52 on:** August 06, 2018, 08:23:02 PM »

leticia bufoni for sure. naked baby oil wrestling match. no I'm not a perv.

SkateChimney · « **Reply #53 on:** August 06, 2018, 08:32:59 PM »

Quote from: ChiefSQueff on August 06, 2018, 02:46:22 PM

Quote from: SkateChimney on August 06, 2018, 04:58:00 AM
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not a pro but that illegal civ dude with the white pants can get the shmoke ANY day of the week

id fuck Weck up in like 90 seconds id love the opportunity

no actual pros really bother me
[close]

You're tripping. Weck would drop you in 3 seconds. Unless of course you're stronger and a better fighter. Weck is strong. Have you seen his penis muscles?

your easily impressed bottom boi them biceps cant stop my 220lb double leg

KingKook · « **Reply #54 on:** August 06, 2018, 08:35:17 PM »

Id fight Andrew Reynolds so I could say
"Whos the boss? after I whooped him.

TheLowerBack · « **Reply #55 on:** August 06, 2018, 11:01:02 PM »

BA. We’re roughly the same size and build. I definitely have more tattoos, though.

Fifty8mm · « **Reply #56 on:** August 06, 2018, 11:36:44 PM »

Mumford. Full on clean fight.

Koston. Slap him around a bit.

Keelan Dadd. Beat with a bat.

Dune. Probably give him a dead leg or some shit.

With that being said ,Mumford would probably choke me out or some shit. Haha.

poorlatino · « **Reply #57 on:** August 07, 2018, 06:23:29 AM »

Quote from: TheLowerBack on August 06, 2018, 11:01:02 PM

BA. We’re roughly the same size and build. I definitely have more tattoos, though.

Or maybe you wanna beat up a gay dude..Asshole

Monkey_Mcpott · « **Reply #58 on:** August 07, 2018, 12:45:02 PM »

Quote from: TheLowerBack on August 06, 2018, 11:01:02 PM

BA. We’re roughly the same size and build. I definitely have more tattoos, though.

Relax D-Way

TheLowerBack · « **Reply #59 on:** August 07, 2018, 12:58:33 PM »

You're the one bringing up his sexuality. That makes no difference to me. We're both well over six foot and wiry. Never fought a dude my build. Figure it would be equal, interesting and fare. Like who ever won would buy the other a beer and a shot.

Quote from: poorlatino on August 07, 2018, 06:23:29 AM

Quote from: TheLowerBack on August 06, 2018, 11:01:02 PM
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BA. We’re roughly the same size and build. I definitely have more tattoos, though.
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Or maybe you wanna beat up a gay dude..Asshole

Author Topic: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO... (Read 9374 times)

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