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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #630 on: November 27, 2018, 01:49:23 PM »
http://www.instagram.com/p/BqnpBrcnU3w/

just a complete wet gas blast to the face, just letting his social media manager run off with his soul.

also he responds to haters in the comments. "unfollow me".

Maybe I'm just getting old, but everything about Nyjah is just so goofy. Nike outfit that looks like he's about to go play some tennis or racquetball. The Monster hat that never moves an inch, and the goofy pirate stache with goatee and tattoos.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #631 on: November 27, 2018, 01:55:51 PM »
You may be getting old, but you're not wrong: Nyjah is on some next-level Goofy Boy shit.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #632 on: November 27, 2018, 02:12:55 PM »
What's his deal? He just assumes he's my boy?

haha. just holler atcha boi and stfu man!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #633 on: November 27, 2018, 02:41:24 PM »
It's like Nyjah just saw his first video with regular street skating and is trying to figure out how to do it.
Would gnar if i could, fucking spot on.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #634 on: November 27, 2018, 04:45:28 PM »
Fuck... That nyjah clip is horrific. So much cringe in the caption alone..
was that a massive monster chest tattoo??


biebel's beer posts are painful to look at too, worse in my opinion.
i have a mate who wants to be a professional personality so bad, lamest shit ever.
We were getting coffee a while back and he wanted to get some photos for his instagram so he asked this guy with a camera to snap some pics of us, then after strategically rotating the cups #gottaseethoselabels he broke out into this outrageous fake laugh for the snaps.
it was the most awkward and fake shit ive ever been directly involved with.  fuck that whole side of social media

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #635 on: November 27, 2018, 04:50:30 PM »
When did he get those Monster tats?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #636 on: November 27, 2018, 04:57:17 PM »
Even when he's out in the streets getting clips with the homies, Nigel still gotta keep the earbuds in at all times. That's something only a really cool person would do.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #637 on: November 27, 2018, 05:17:29 PM »
I'm upset at you all for making me watch that nigel clip, I'd rather scroll through dompiere metal butt pics for 2 pages again

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #638 on: November 27, 2018, 05:56:34 PM »
I like the old Bieble,  the kind of guy that I could see eating a 100$ steak in a fancy restaurant, by himself, in a basketball jersey.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #639 on: November 27, 2018, 08:10:03 PM »
Nyjah trying to live the childhood he was robbed of, in his mid 20s
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Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #640 on: November 27, 2018, 08:29:28 PM »
I’m drunk and it makes me sad to write this. But this is the kind of shit that I would see on Youwillsoon.com.  After I read that I would smoke weed with people I don’t like now. Than I would go to work an this chick I worked with used to feel my dick through my pants while I was working the fry-o-lator. Damn I miss you Julie.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #641 on: November 27, 2018, 10:46:26 PM »
Nyjah trying to live the childhood he was robbed of, in his mid 20s

Who?

But seriously, Nigel does seem like he's doing that.

Lamest stuff I've seen in a while... and is he getting a new tattoo everyday?
Isn't his whole right leg covered completely as well now?

Man I hope they somehow put NIGEL HUDSON USA on the screen in the olympics...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #642 on: November 27, 2018, 11:15:25 PM »
Just think, one day from now he’ll be dead.
Aahhhh.... that’s .... thats nice
« Last Edit: November 27, 2018, 11:22:38 PM by 76CTA »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #644 on: November 28, 2018, 12:42:54 AM »
how has dompierre's ass pic not been photoshopped yet?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #647 on: November 28, 2018, 06:39:29 AM »

... and is he getting a new tattoo everyday?
Isn't his whole right leg covered completely as well now?

I noticed that too,I see him either havin a 'bro to tat him up' or actually hiring his own personal 'mom portrait on tit' artist.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #648 on: November 28, 2018, 07:20:44 AM »
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http://www.instagram.com/p/BqnpBrcnU3w/

just a complete wet gas blast to the face, just letting his social media manager run off with his soul.

also he responds to haters in the comments. "unfollow me".
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yo just watchin' this I felt like my hands was up on some 1200's nahmean just droppin' beats an' scratchin' an' livin' that crayzee life yo! Plus, you could see the building where I used to work in this clip so it jus' made me feel so hype, nahmean?
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I've been in the psych ward the past week and this instaclip makes me feel like i need to go back.
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Rolls into a busy street and into oncoming traffic, gets honked at, and then flips off the car. What a piece of shit. Hopefully he runs into someone on the sidewalk who just kicks his ass.

Also, for some reason the screwdriver bandit keeps popping up on my explore page pushing these shitty ads:

http://www.instagram.com/p/Bqc-zOZBkzy/

http://www.instagram.com/p/BqiBUo1hLm_/

^He's sponsored by screwdriver lube

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #649 on: November 28, 2018, 08:23:31 AM »
http://www.instagram.com/p/BqnpBrcnU3w/

just a complete wet gas blast to the face, just letting his social media manager run off with his soul.

also he responds to haters in the comments. "unfollow me".
Hes so good and sooooooooo fucking bad at the same time, its kinda impressive.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #650 on: November 28, 2018, 08:59:32 AM »
Just think, one day from now he’ll we'll be dead.
Aahhhh.... that’s .... thats nice

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #651 on: November 28, 2018, 09:55:12 AM »
I’m drunk and it makes me sad to write this. But this is the kind of shit that I would see on Youwillsoon.com.  After I read that I would smoke weed with people I don’t like now. Than I would go to work an this chick I worked with used to feel my dick through my pants while I was working the fry-o-lator. Damn I miss you Julie.

Damn, Julie sounds tight.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q_GB2hdeRM

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« Reply #652 on: November 28, 2018, 10:38:10 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #653 on: November 28, 2018, 10:41:43 AM »
I'm glad he's found a signature move with that coffee cup.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #654 on: November 28, 2018, 11:43:42 AM »

He's gonna catch a loitering charge if he ain't careful.

i would pay to watch a mall security guard asking J. Casonova to leave dolce and gabbana while hes filming an insta rap video. just imagine what that conversation would look like.
more heaven-cruise than hell-ride.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #655 on: November 28, 2018, 04:05:51 PM »
how has dompierre's ass pic not been photoshopped yet?


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #656 on: November 28, 2018, 05:10:01 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqrJh2PFGsz/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1v0gzfujhvz6a
He's gonna catch a loitering charge if he ain't careful.
doesn't he realize that this was already done by an equally shitty rapper (ok, that's a bit of a diss to riff because he sounds like fucking RZA when compared to J Cass) that he already collabed with in the this past?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #657 on: November 28, 2018, 05:24:36 PM »
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how has dompierre's ass pic not been photoshopped yet?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #658 on: November 28, 2018, 05:47:58 PM »
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He's gonna catch a loitering charge if he ain't careful.
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doesn't he realize that this was already done by an equally shitty rapper (ok, that's a bit of a diss to riff because he sounds like fucking RZA when compared to J Cass) that he already collabed with in the this past?

Yes. How dare you! The riff is all things to all men.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #659 on: November 28, 2018, 05:49:19 PM »
With all these junk Nigel and Beibel posts this thread is really thriving. Skateboarding is crazy. It's like these kooks are competing for the crown of douchebaggery.  I can't even imagine being so incredibly corny.
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