lame instagram posts by pros

[Shtonk]

Think belongs in a strata far above “lame”.   Fuck any company that still does business with Chris Cole

Fuck Cole but what does the defunct Think Skateboards have to do with it?

[dr.prestige]

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Think belongs in a strata far above “lame”.   Fuck any company that still does business with Chris Cole

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Fuck Cole but what does the defunct Think Skateboards have to do with it?

I think they’re missing a word in there, I’m pretty sure they were saying that Christine post isn’t lame and should be classified otherwise. My best guess of what they meant to say would be “I Think that post belongs in a strata far above “lame”.   Fuck any company that still does business with Chris Cole”

[dr.prestige]

Steve Cab is at it again.

Lonely hearts club guy.

I'm at work so I can't post the actual post but someone straight told him to find someone in his own age bracket and of course Steve had to act dumb.

Here’s that cab post

[Idk]

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Damn Chris Cole sucks for beating his wife, that’s fucked up.

It’s also kinda weird y’all even know who Cobra’s wife is, know what her insta handle is, and keep tabs and her?

Edit: I just looked at her IG page and Chris Cole isn’t in any of her posts?? Just some dude with neck tats. What does Cobra have to do with this person? I’m so confused now.

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I get where you're coming from, but she was "featured" in some skateboarding media beyond just being mentioned by Cole when they were married - she was on a Weekend Buzz episode iirc.
I wouldn't know her handle or follow her or anything but I'm aware that Chris Cole has an ex wife who had that colour of hair - tangentially aware of her as I'm sure others on here are too.

Also what she said is a pretty difficult thing to read and hear. Clearly I wasn't aware of the extent of what happened between them, didn't know he had actually beaten her + nearly taken her life.

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Okay thanks for some clarity. I’m just confused on how this post = Cobra beats his wife (in no fucking way trying to defend the guy). Seemingly no context prior to post being shared here. The conversation here went from Cab is a creep then took a hard left turn to Chris Cole. Anyways, fuck Cobra. Dude always had whack style

It is not like we seemed out to know about his ex wife. He mentioned her quite a bit in day in the life type videos and then of course the weekend buzz. 

[Free hat]

He very much acts like a 60 year old with that emoji selection. He’s the result of being held up on a pedestal his entire life and never having been told to calm the fuck down. Probably has some vague biblical reference to excuse all his creepy behavior too

[Buttworm]

Cab messages/emojis like when I get a reply off my grandfather

[dallou]

The mgk song is the small detail that makes it even more funny

[Ghost Face]

Damn Chris Cole sucks for beating his wife, that’s fucked up.

It’s also kinda weird y’all even know who Cobra’s wife is, know what her insta handle is, and keep tabs and her?

Edit: I just looked at her IG page and Chris Cole isn’t in any of her posts?? Just some dude with neck tats. What does Cobra have to do with this person? I’m so confused now.

She used to post here all the time. She'll pop in from time to time. Her username was Red or something red related.

[fakie nollie]

My 77 year old mom sends emojis like this.

I wonder if Steve wants to be my step dad…

[Fernzilla]

My 77 year old mom sends emojis like this.

I wonder if Steve wants to be my step dad…

She aged out about 50 years ago.

[cornman]

Cab keeps making the argument that because he is virile like a 20 year old, he deserves to date 20 year olds. I really don’t buy this. If he wants to keep saying creepy shit on the internet, he should post a sex tape to prove that he in fact fucks like he’s in his 20s.

[Lou Strux]

Post a sex tape, Cab boi.

[Magnolia]

Please god no

[Monolithic Flick]

Just a number, not an attitude or mindset 💁🏻 - you are only as old as you feel, once I start acting like a 60 year old does ( whatever that means🤦🏻‍♂️) … I’ll start dating 60 year old women 👍🏼🤪

So its just a number for him, but not possibly just a number for any women his age.  As an old dude just a few years away from Cab's age I'm always befuddled by this utter lack of self awareness.

[Cheshire Cat]

Post a sex tape, Cab boi.

The most Dutch of angles.

[JoseCansnake0]

Post a sex tape, Cab boi.

Boned Brigade

Search for Cab's peen

[MOE SYZLAK]

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Post a sex tape, Cab boi.

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Boned Brigade

Search for Cab's peen

You think it kinda bends to the side?

[Allen.]

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Post a sex tape, Cab boi.

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Boned Brigade

Search for Cab's peen

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You think it kinda bends to the side?

Beat me to it.

[ToySanta]

He very much acts like a 60 year old with that emoji selection. He’s the result of being held up on a pedestal his entire life and never having been told to calm the fuck down. Probably has some vague biblical reference to excuse all his creepy behavior too

I’m sure this is where the two divorces come in. His first wife was closer to his age. Then he got born again and the next wife was much younger. And they get younger still..

[RoaryMcTwang]

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Steve Cab is at it again.

Lonely hearts club guy.

I'm at work so I can't post the actual post but someone straight told him to find someone in his own age bracket and of course Steve had to act dumb.

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Here’s that cab post

The content here is obviously laughable but the use of the emojis makes me want to throw up.

[Magnolia]

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He very much acts like a 60 year old with that emoji selection. He’s the result of being held up on a pedestal his entire life and never having been told to calm the fuck down. Probably has some vague biblical reference to excuse all his creepy behavior too

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I’m sure this is where the two divorces come in. His first wife was closer to his age. Then he got born again and the next wife was much younger. And they get younger still..

Does he realize that being born again didn't reset his age to 20? Like damn dude just get your AARP card and find a nice woman to play bridge with

[shouldn't]

thanks for you advice !  i think  i’m just gonna keep piping down these 26 year olds though    once they’re too old for dicaprio, they become the perfect age for me!  (until they turn 30 that is)  still searching for my person!!! as well as a blue chew sponsorship     

[Colin Robinson]

Cab’s boner brigade shit is hilarious, the Cole shit just made me lose any respect I had for the guy, what a fucking loser.

[Southernmost]

Cabvenereal

[Sila]

I don't really see the problem with the age thing tbh if it's between two consenting adults and they're happy what's the issue? I dunno. I was in a poly relationship with a woman 10 years older than me (40's) and she also had a partner who was in his 70's and shared great moments until he broke it off.

[Lou Strux]

I don't really see the problem with the age thing tbh if it's between two consenting adults and they're happy what's the issue? I dunno. I was in a poly relationship with a woman 10 years older than me (40's) and she also had a partner who was in his 70's and shared great moments until he broke it off.

Except you did that thing once or so, and Estaban has made it a lifestyle.
Subtle, but crucial difference.
Unless, that is, there is something else you’d care to share in this, a “100% shame free” environment. 😉

[Shtonk]

I don't really see the problem with the age thing tbh if it's between two consenting adults and they're happy what's the issue? I dunno. I was in a poly relationship with a woman 10 years older than me (40's) and she also had a partner who was in his 70's and shared great moments until he broke it off.

You sure people on here are ready for this? More power to you tho, sounds awesome! The inner skeptic assumes the old dude x-ed because he couldn't take the younger dude in the picture, but would love to be wrong.

[GrayCellGreen]

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Post a sex tape, Cab boi.

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Boned Brigade

Search for Cab's peen

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You think it kinda bends to the side?

[Gab]

I don't really see the problem with the age thing tbh if it's between two consenting adults and they're happy what's the issue? I dunno. I was in a poly relationship with a woman 10 years older than me (40's) and she also had a partner who was in his 70's and shared great moments until he broke it off.

He… broke… it off?!

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Cab would just like to subtly let all his followers know that he fucks lol
This is par for the course for him, but the other day, some post came up on my feed of kids in Palestine skating amongst rubble and sure enough Cab was in the comments. “Yo, I support what you’re doing but can you just please hurry up and land a kick flip”
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, he 100% needs to employ someone to manage his social media…