lame instagram posts by pros

[EBT card]

I dunno i made my first decent money recently and I don't know how you could hate on Mikey for finding a way in this crazy ass world, I know he looks like a horse and shit but money is cool

[skippersoldballs]

I dunno i made my first decent money recently and I don't know how you could hate on Mikey for finding a way in this crazy ass world, I know he looks like a horse and shit but money is cool

it’s okay to hate the player and the game

[EBT card]

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I dunno i made my first decent money recently and I don't know how you could hate on Mikey for finding a way in this crazy ass world, I know he looks like a horse and shit but money is cool

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it’s okay to hate the player and the game

God might punish you for that one day, he might strike down all the player haters u never know, definitely a sin player hatin

[Burt Ward]

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What sort of asshole wears boxer's under their swimming attire?

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I used to, in my teens. Shit was really fucking cool. But I got my punishment for being an asshole already, right then and there: it was fucking uncomfortable, waking around two weeks straight feeling like I pissed my pants.

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Every time I see someone putting a wetsuit on over underwear I want to yell at them.

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Why are you watching strangers putting on their wetsuits?
Looks like he's just getting into the pool wearing what he already has on (which as someone in the start of Australian summer I def back). Also it's the polite thing to do, don't need to be walking around the pool with your wet dick presented at everyone's face height. Underwear can at least stop it flopping around everywhere

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I'm generally at the beach when I'm out getting my surfboard wet, so I'm often watching strangers get into wetsuits in a beach carpark, usually. Nothing sus, much. Wearing your Reg Grundies under your shorts in the pool is polite thing to do? Bro. You're doing boardshorts wrong, and makes me wonder just where in Australia you live. This is repressed energy.

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Lol i don't think I even own boardshorts and haven't intentionally gone swimming in decades it's always just some suprise opportunity so I jump in with whatever shorts I'm already wearing and I'm not bothering to take my underwear off first.
Mostly joking about the polite thing just so you don't have to waggle your nob at everyone sitting around the pools face level.

Come on, man! This is Australia. All social  graces and shame go out the window at the beach. I can't speak for the pool, cos fuck a pool, but don't cunts wear dick-stickers there on the regs? Wouldn't worry about yer shrivelled prawn under yer shorts.

[Shitbag]

Brando Brando in Colombia every time he posts in the dimly lit clubs lookin like Ross from Friends when he got his teeth extra whitened and the black light comes on.

Like previously mentioned his old girl was/is muy caliente.
Think she’s Australian or Kiwi and was an actual Playboy Playmate, I know one of you pervs has the exact fucking details so feel free to share!

[Sick Duck]

To be fair those are basketball shorts

[ThatIsNotCricket]

don't cunts wear dick-stickers there on the regs?

Dick-stickers?! What are dick-stickers? Never heard of them. And you make it extra confusing by your choice of words. Google only gives me hen party novelty items.

[rukes]

I think the terms are budgie smugglers, DTs or Dick Togs, Speedos, and there's one or two others that I can't recall.

[Burt Ward]

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don't cunts wear dick-stickers there on the regs?

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Dick-stickers?! What are dick-stickers? Never heard of them. And you make it extra confusing by your choice of words. Google only gives me hen party novelty items.

https://www.instagram.com/dickstickers/

[HeavyAndExpensive]

I think the terms are budgie smugglers, DTs or Dick Togs, Speedos, and there's one or two others that I can't recall.

We referred to them as "weenie benders"

[tuesday]

so, you mean butt huggers?

[Useless_wooden_lurker]

I dunno i made my first decent money recently and I don't know how you could hate on Mikey for finding a way in this crazy ass world, I know he looks like a horse and shit but money is cool

Buddy, no one's here hating Mikey for "finding a way." We hate him because he's a corny ass exploiter who thinks trans people shouldn't exist. Hope this helps.

[EBT card]

Being the exploiter > being the exploited

If it's only a 2 way street

[tuesday]

Being an anti-social piece of shit > not being an anti-social piece of shit

If it's only a 2 way street

That's quite a statement.

[Sick Duck]

Mikey taylor got real lucky on a beer company investment his bros put him onto and now he’s a financial genius. Plus his retail investment thing seems like a pyramid scheme

[Useless_wooden_lurker]

Being the exploiter > being the exploited

If it's only a 2 way street

I sincerely can't imagine waking up in the morning and thinking, "All right now! Who am I gonna fuck over today?" and rubbing my hands together like some cartoon ass Scrooge.

Fix your life, man.

[Painted Baby]

Mikey taylor got real lucky on a beer company investment his bros put him onto and now he’s a financial genius. Plus his retail investment thing seems like a pyramid scheme

Bryan Herman got in on the deal too and didn't turn into a total asshole

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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Mikey taylor got real lucky on a beer company investment his bros put him onto and now he’s a financial genius. Plus his retail investment thing seems like a pyramid scheme

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Bryan Herman got in on the deal too and didn't turn into a total asshole

but he does now follow Tim Pool on instagram so said beer company may have actually been cursed …

[Painted Baby]

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Mikey taylor got real lucky on a beer company investment his bros put him onto and now he’s a financial genius. Plus his retail investment thing seems like a pyramid scheme

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Bryan Herman got in on the deal too and didn't turn into a total asshole

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but he does now follow Tim Pool on instagram so said beer company may have actually been cursed …

Hopefully he's just thirsty for more Martinsburg DIY drama

[Gland Dongzig]

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What sort of asshole wears boxer's under their swimming attire?

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It seemed like a very East Coast high school to college sophomore thing to do

As someone from the East Coast that participated in three Sophomore years..I have never worn such attire. I do understand exactly what you mean though!

[my english is bad]

https://www.richiejackson.com/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaYrOwiwlgOhCEfmJNqSOSMQp3n09C9sG7v89pv-O6MciJ7bVH7DeneY5Aw_aem_wTffiqyy6I-nJ8JSykxqbA

Two dolars for a Richard Jackson part jajajaja

[Lou Strux]

https://www.richiejackson.com/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaYrOwiwlgOhCEfmJNqSOSMQp3n09C9sG7v89pv-O6MciJ7bVH7DeneY5Aw_aem_wTffiqyy6I-nJ8JSykxqbA

Two dolars for a Richard Jackson part jajajaja

LOL!!!
The part is called “Death Was Never the End.”
And as of today, Death Skateboards is no longer listed on his insta.
Please don’t ask why I know that it was STILL listed as of two days ago.
Point being, it’s official: he’s been shit canned by Death & now has no other options left to him beyond a Boonies “pro” model.
A fittingly ignominious end for his skate career.
Too funny & very WELL DESERVED.

[radcunt]

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Mikey taylor got real lucky on a beer company investment his bros put him onto and now he’s a financial genius. Plus his retail investment thing seems like a pyramid scheme

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Bryan Herman got in on the deal too and didn't turn into a total asshole

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but he does now follow Tim Pool on instagram so said beer company may have actually been cursed …

Yeah Herman is fucked in the head these days. Got sick cars though.

[garforth]

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https://www.richiejackson.com/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaYrOwiwlgOhCEfmJNqSOSMQp3n09C9sG7v89pv-O6MciJ7bVH7DeneY5Aw_aem_wTffiqyy6I-nJ8JSykxqbA

Two dolars for a Richard Jackson part jajajaja

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LOL!!!
The part is called “Death Was Never the End.”
And as of today, Death Skateboards is no longer listed on his insta.
Please don’t ask why I know that it was STILL listed as of two days ago.
Point being, it’s official: he’s been shit canned by Death & now has no other options left to him beyond a Boonies “pro” model.
A fittingly ignominious end for his skate career.
Too funny & very WELL DESERVED.

funny that he's framing this as a step forward in his career as if he didn't get dragged out of Death kicking and screaming. threatening to sic your proud boys on your sponsor is not the behaviour of someone with good prospects lol. big up zorlac

[Cheshire Cat]

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https://www.richiejackson.com/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaYrOwiwlgOhCEfmJNqSOSMQp3n09C9sG7v89pv-O6MciJ7bVH7DeneY5Aw_aem_wTffiqyy6I-nJ8JSykxqbA

Two dolars for a Richard Jackson part jajajaja

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LOL!!!
The part is called “Death Was Never the End.”
And as of today, Death Skateboards is no longer listed on his insta.
Please don’t ask why I know that it was STILL listed as of two days ago.
Point being, it’s official: he’s been shit canned by Death & now has no other options left to him beyond a Boonies “pro” model.
A fittingly ignominious end for his skate career.
Too funny & very WELL DESERVED.

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funny that he's framing this as a step forward in his career as if he didn't get dragged out of Death kicking and screaming. threatening to sic your proud boys on your sponsor is not the behaviour of someone with good prospects lol. big up zorlac

I second Zorlac being a stand up dude, but don't know anything about Jackson threatening him/Death with his new chums?

[Jim and Dan]

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don't cunts wear dick-stickers there on the regs?

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Dick-stickers?! What are dick-stickers? Never heard of them. And you make it extra confusing by your choice of words. Google only gives me hen party novelty items.

See, I was envisioning those stickers (like butterflies or hearts) that some people utilize when tanning and putting them all over your dick so your dick could be a little bit more magical (kind of like a little hat, just something fun), as if that was some kind of Brazilian export to Columbia that I was unaware of. A speedo, mankini, banana hammock, grape smuggler or ding-a-ling-sling makes much more sense...

[work_lurker]

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https://www.richiejackson.com/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaYrOwiwlgOhCEfmJNqSOSMQp3n09C9sG7v89pv-O6MciJ7bVH7DeneY5Aw_aem_wTffiqyy6I-nJ8JSykxqbA

Two dolars for a Richard Jackson part jajajaja

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LOL!!!
The part is called “Death Was Never the End.”
And as of today, Death Skateboards is no longer listed on his insta.
Please don’t ask why I know that it was STILL listed as of two days ago.
Point being, it’s official: he’s been shit canned by Death & now has no other options left to him beyond a Boonies “pro” model.
A fittingly ignominious end for his skate career.
Too funny & very WELL DESERVED.

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funny that he's framing this as a step forward in his career as if he didn't get dragged out of Death kicking and screaming. threatening to sic your proud boys on your sponsor is not the behaviour of someone with good prospects lol. big up zorlac

Seems like Death is wishing Captain Hook good luck

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDPyOTytMLU/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Aerozzmith]

Richie Jackson couldn’t even sellout successfully

A very funny and fitting commentary.

[MOE SYZLAK]

Speaking of…

[thecomfortsofmadness]

https://youtu.be/Ao0lyPjYQw0?feature=shared