lame instagram posts by pros

[ok boomer]

Hopefully they see a skull shirt in Toy Story and fiddle around with it a smidge

[Skating Around]

This thin-skinned loser…

If you read the fine print, you don’t get paid. You get 2nd part in there upcoming video. The lawyer that sued garage days gets first part & curtains.


If you 'bout your paper then scream (hoody hoo!)
If you don't fuck with them haters scream (hoody hoo!)
If you about big thangs then scream (hoody hoo!)
If about havin' thangs then scream (hoody hoo!)

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

If u about havin' thangs then scream (hoody hoo!)

If you enjoy amenities, please notify others, as this is rare and distinguishes you from the others.

I know you gettin rowdy and everything
KL, bring that beat back

[Jeremykleinsjackrag]

Hopefully they see a skull shirt in Toy Story and fiddle around with it a smidge

I’m half serious about applying for the job and half serious about sending him all my slap chief lame insta pro thread collection. P-Rod, if you’re reading, feel free to use this for the next shit Primitive colab you’re working on, if you haven’t already done it

 

Some say if you see Trevor Colden up the park you can still see ‘jamie’ carved into the sole of his shoe.

[gumsole]

Someone apply and provide the salary range Jamie feels is fair for a 5+ year experienced "art director".

[TelethonJohn]

This thin-skinned loser…

...along side of our current team.

Stay in school, kids.

[TheLurper]

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The former art director is Jamie.




Free max b

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That would make sense, wonder what starting out pay would be? For sure whoever is getting the job is gonna be doing it for the love, because I can’t honestly see Jamie letting someone else take over the reigns, that and he is advertising on social media, I’m willing to bet he is gonna hire some dude that is nostalgic for zero and pay him shit

If you do a good job he'll give a cot in the warehouse and and let you work for min wage packing boxes after you do the design work.

[BigFrank]

What’s crazy is he was asking for 10+ years experience at first and edited the post

[gumsole]

What’s crazy is he was asking for 10+ years experience at first and edited the post

just give it a week and it'll change to "looking for someone that knows how to use illustrator".

Off topic but what bothers me more is that Jamie hasn't even posted or shared the adam arunski gofundme about his dads passing. He better have donated a decent amount to that as I'd imagine Adam's commission from board sales is well zero.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-for-the-arunski-family

[Buttworm]

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What’s crazy is he was asking for 10+ years experience at first and edited the post

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just give it a week and it'll change to "looking for someone that knows how to use illustrator".

Off topic but what bothers me more is that Jamie hasn't even posted or shared the adam arunski gofundme about his dads passing. He better have donated a decent amount to that as I'd imagine Adam's commission from board sales is well zero.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-for-the-arunski-family

He doesn’t gain anything from it so he doesn’t care

[Jort250]

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I get the feeling our dark roast over here is going to be the next Evan Hernandez in terms of "trouble" with the law.

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Totally. Slinging roids or worse.

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A slow, basted and seasoned roast of a ham hock through the years:



















TL;DRoast


And palette cleanse BA being effortlessly sexy:

He looks so..

Healthy!

[too fakie]

Art Director at Zero screams $700/week + one board per month.

[left knee cap]

yoshi tenanbaum posted this just a bit ago then deleted this. also liked by pat duffy

[elbarto]

yoshi tenanbaum posted this just a bit ago then deleted this. also liked by pat duffy

Holy shit “while I tried to get my gazelle flip” lmfao. Thanks for actually screenshotting. Givin you a gnar for that. Half these fools if not more delete their posts the second they get any backlash or embarrassment. Lotta dead links in this thread.

[IWANNABEABIGDOG]

yoshi tenanbaum posted this just a bit ago then deleted this. also liked by pat duffy

This made me sad for him, on many different fronts, including the gazelle flip

[Elijah Chandler]

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yoshi tenanbaum posted this just a bit ago then deleted this. also liked by pat duffy

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This made me sad for him, on many different fronts, including the gazelle flip

whoa, I thought he'd already kooked it completely lolllll

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BK9JuyrTN/?mibextid=wwXIfr


Not instagram, but here is Mike V with Black Flag assaulting people because they are stagediving.

What a prick.

[Pete]

Who the fuck is yoshi tenembaum. If that’s not a troll post thats just some truly unhinged shit Ai could never replace



Free max b

[pantyhero]

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BK9JuyrTN/?mibextid=wwXIfr


Not instagram, but here is Mike V with Black Flag assaulting people because they are stagediving.

What a prick.

How many people here do you believe are members of the private Facebook group "Limburg Straight Edge"?

[pantyhero]

yoshi tenanbaum posted this just a bit ago then deleted this. also liked by pat duffy

Erika would lie to me and go meet with guys and do things like this behind my back while I tried to get my Gazelle flipErika would lie to me and go meet with guys and do things like this behind my back while I tried to get my Gazelle flipErika would lie to me and go meet with guys and do things like this behind my back while I tried to get my Gazelle flipErika would lie to me and go meet with guys and do things like this behind my back while I tried to get my Gazelle flipErika would lie to me and go meet with guys and do things like this behind my back while I tried to get my Gazelle flipErika would lie to me and go meet with guys and do things like this behind my back while I tried to get my Gazelle flip

[Buttworm]

Did this poor man get his gazelle flip?

[pizzafliptofakie]

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BK9JuyrTN/?mibextid=wwXIfr


Not instagram, but here is Mike V with Black Flag assaulting people because they are stagediving.

What a prick.

Michael HATES stage divers


https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cr-2x6JAELB/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[breezy_again]

a gazelle flip must be that tre flip where you catch it with your front foot and your back foot is kicked out all crazy huh

[pantyhero]

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Not instagram, but here is Mike V with Black Flag assaulting people because they are stagediving.

What a prick.

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Michael HATES stage divers


https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cr-2x6JAELB/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

I’m not the biggest Rollins fan, but I’d love to sit him down and get his off the record views on Mike V.

[ihatejulio]

while I tried to get my gazelle flip

[breezy_again]

shorty look like a grandma

shoutout to grannys

[radcunt]

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https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BK9JuyrTN/?mibextid=wwXIfr


Not instagram, but here is Mike V with Black Flag assaulting people because they are stagediving.

What a prick.

[close]

Michael HATES stage divers


https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cr-2x6JAELB/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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I’m not the biggest Rollins fan, but I’d love to sit him down and get his off the record views on Mike V.

Yeah he’d have to know…

[tuesday]

Trick of the year 2025 already: the elusive 'my gazelle flip'.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

erika would lie to me and go marry former senator robert menendez while I tried to get my Gazelle Flip

[Sk.A.T.A.N]

yoshi tenanbaum posted this just a bit ago then deleted this. also liked by pat duffy

I actually noticed that for some reason I was still following this idiot on my IG and finally hit the unfollow. I think my algorithm was saving me from the cringe.
Remember when was basically crying/begging online to be back on Nike when he got kicked out? Shit was sad to see.