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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14520 on: February 10, 2025, 06:14:04 AM »
Not an insta post, but according to thrasher and the header on their website, gravis has introduced Mark Oblow to the “team” and and as a creative advisor what ever the fuck that is

https://skate.gravisfootwear.com/

Friendly reminder for anyone surprised the 9 Club wouldn't touch Christine's story: https://streamable.com/e/20m14u

Per wiki: Following the end of his relationship with McClain, Rogowski was jealous: He entered her home to steal gifts he had given her, he made threatening telephone calls to McClain's new boyfriend, and he also threatened McClain directly. On March 20, 1991, Rogowski talked with 22-year-old Bergsten for the first time in years. Bergsten asked Rogowski to show her around San Diego. They spent a day together on March 21, 1991. According to Rogowski, he and Bergsten then went back to his condo to watch movies, smoke weed, and drink wine. He then came up behind her and hit her in the head with a Club, a metal auto anti-theft device. After knocking her into semi-consciousness with several strikes, he handcuffed her, dragged her to his bedroom on the second floor, and raped her while she was shackled to his bed. Afterward, he placed her in a surfboard bag because he was concerned about the neighbors hearing the noise. Rogowski then either strangled or suffocated her and drove the body to the Shell Canyon desert, where he disposed of her corpse in a shallow grave.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14521 on: February 10, 2025, 06:46:00 AM »
I can't understand why anyone thinks Oblow is an "asset"...
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14522 on: February 10, 2025, 06:56:25 AM »
They might have said “asshat”

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14523 on: February 10, 2025, 07:00:01 AM »
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Still trying to be like Rollins
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Mike v is such a kook. Too old to be pretending to be Rollins.

Also Rollins wasn’t even the best black flag front man.

Keith or dez.
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Agree on Keith or Dez
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14524 on: February 10, 2025, 07:01:58 AM »
They might have said “asshat”

Sounds on-brand for Oblow...
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14525 on: February 10, 2025, 07:15:10 AM »
Oblow is all the proof you need to dispel the myth of a meritocracy.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14526 on: February 10, 2025, 11:43:29 AM »
There's a long career to be had in skateboarding if you are friends with the cool skateboarders.
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14527 on: February 10, 2025, 12:22:08 PM »
Not an insta post, but according to thrasher and the header on their website, gravis has introduced Mark Oblow to the “team” and and as a creative advisor what ever the fuck that is

https://skate.gravisfootwear.com/



Yep.



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14528 on: February 10, 2025, 02:07:30 PM »
Old kiss’ass with shit art skates for an irrelevant shoe company?

Because I genuinely don’t understand it otherwise

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14529 on: February 10, 2025, 06:41:21 PM »
Oblow gotta be one of the wackest dudes in skateboarding and that’s saying something

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14530 on: February 10, 2025, 07:58:21 PM »
Don't know when I first started looking (maybe around the Jason Jesse thing) but I noticed everytime it's decided that a product isn't wanted in the west it just ends up in Japan. This might be the first example of an actual person getting moved over.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14531 on: February 10, 2025, 09:25:29 PM »
Don't know when I first started looking (maybe around the Jason Jesse thing) but I noticed everytime it's decided that a product isn't wanted in the west it just ends up in Japan. This might be the first example of an actual person getting moved over.

A low budget Dill.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14532 on: February 10, 2025, 11:22:01 PM »
in a shallow grave.

They always get a little hasty when it comes to the grave

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14533 on: February 11, 2025, 12:49:46 AM »
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Not an insta post, but according to thrasher and the header on their website, gravis has introduced Mark Oblow to the “team” and and as a creative advisor what ever the fuck that is

https://skate.gravisfootwear.com/
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Yep.


He had an ad in thrasher for gravis featuring him in all white

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14534 on: February 11, 2025, 12:59:54 AM »
Three of the people on that Gravis page look young, cool and not at all smug.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14535 on: February 11, 2025, 01:44:18 AM »
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Not an insta post, but according to thrasher and the header on their website, gravis has introduced Mark Oblow to the “team” and and as a creative advisor what ever the fuck that is

https://skate.gravisfootwear.com/
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Friendly reminder for anyone surprised the 9 Club wouldn't touch Christine's story: https://streamable.com/e/20m14u

Per wiki: Following the end of his relationship with McClain, Rogowski was jealous: He entered her home to steal gifts he had given her, he made threatening telephone calls to McClain's new boyfriend, and he also threatened McClain directly. On March 20, 1991, Rogowski talked with 22-year-old Bergsten for the first time in years. Bergsten asked Rogowski to show her around San Diego. They spent a day together on March 21, 1991. According to Rogowski, he and Bergsten then went back to his condo to watch movies, smoke weed, and drink wine. He then came up behind her and hit her in the head with a Club, a metal auto anti-theft device. After knocking her into semi-consciousness with several strikes, he handcuffed her, dragged her to his bedroom on the second floor, and raped her while she was shackled to his bed. Afterward, he placed her in a surfboard bag because he was concerned about the neighbors hearing the noise. Rogowski then either strangled or suffocated her and drove the body to the Shell Canyon desert, where he disposed of her corpse in a shallow grave.


Need to tag Gravis with this.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14536 on: February 11, 2025, 07:02:02 AM »
Don't know when I first started looking (maybe around the Jason Jesse thing) but I noticed everytime it's decided that a product isn't wanted in the west it just ends up in Japan. This might be the first example of an actual person getting moved over.


This is a 10/10 post. Would def gnar if I could.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14537 on: February 11, 2025, 08:15:15 AM »
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Don't know when I first started looking (maybe around the Jason Jesse thing) but I noticed everytime it's decided that a product isn't wanted in the west it just ends up in Japan. This might be the first example of an actual person getting moved over.
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This is a 1010 post. Would def gnar if I could.
So wait Jason Jessee is big in Japan now?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14538 on: February 11, 2025, 09:14:32 AM »
Don't know when I first started looking (maybe around the Jason Jesse thing) but I noticed everytime it's decided that a product isn't wanted in the west it just ends up in Japan. This might be the first example of an actual person getting moved over.
Cobra boards all got shipped to Japan shops after Christine's story came out.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14539 on: February 11, 2025, 10:26:10 AM »
Zero Skateboards Group Japan is an independent licensee of ZeroTM Skateboards. Zero skateboards llc has no influence over Zero Japan team riders, or what graphics they choose to release.

- sarcasm of course

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14540 on: February 11, 2025, 10:55:39 AM »
Does it tell more about Zero or Japan ?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14541 on: February 11, 2025, 11:30:18 AM »
Does it tell more about Zero or Japan ?

Zero..loads of shit gets by in Europe that doesn't make it through here. This is not only skating but also music etc

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14542 on: February 11, 2025, 01:55:21 PM »
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Don't know when I first started looking (maybe around the Jason Jesse thing) but I noticed everytime it's decided that a product isn't wanted in the west it just ends up in Japan. This might be the first example of an actual person getting moved over.
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This is a 1010 post. Would def gnar if I could.
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So wait Jason Jessee is big in Japan now?

always has been…

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14543 on: February 11, 2025, 02:59:30 PM »
Zero Skateboards Group Japan is an independent licensee of ZeroTM Skateboards. Zero skateboards llc has no influence over Zero Japan team riders, or what graphics they choose to release.

- sarcasm of course
Convicted rapist Mike Tyson on Zero Japan, confirmed.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14544 on: February 11, 2025, 05:28:59 PM »
This is tangentially related, but are the 7-11 foods in Japan as good as YouTube videos make them sound?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14545 on: February 11, 2025, 05:32:09 PM »
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Zero Skateboards Group Japan is an independent licensee of ZeroTM Skateboards. Zero skateboards llc has no influence over Zero Japan team riders, or what graphics they choose to release.

- sarcasm of course
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Convicted rapist Mike Tyson on Zero Japan, confirmed.




Good fit.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14546 on: February 11, 2025, 05:34:52 PM »
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Don't know when I first started looking (maybe around the Jason Jesse thing) but I noticed everytime it's decided that a product isn't wanted in the west it just ends up in Japan. This might be the first example of an actual person getting moved over.
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Cobra boards all got shipped to Japan shops after Christine's story came out.




Jamie is so shamelessly greedy and creepy. it's unreal. I dont even think hes trying to mask it anymore?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14547 on: February 11, 2025, 05:45:47 PM »
This is tangentially related, but are the 7-11 foods in Japan as good as YouTube videos make them sound?

Probably a little overrated, but I enjoyed the onigiri and mapo tofu. Definitely a cleaner establishment than the American version.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14548 on: February 11, 2025, 05:58:57 PM »
those shapes look extremely nutty. gabbers is one of the only redeemable things about present day zero

(also kannan, but that’s more so cause he’s a local hero that grew up near me, also very nice kid.)
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14549 on: February 11, 2025, 06:29:48 PM »
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This is tangentially related, but are the 7-11 foods in Japan as good as YouTube videos make them sound?
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Probably a little overrated, but I enjoyed the onigiri and mapo tofu. Definitely a cleaner establishment than the American version.

There was a 7eleven on the main floor of my hotel in shinjuku and the snacks were lit. They had a yuzu soda that I got every chance I could get. The rice balls were solid.

I had fried rice and fried chicken from family mart which was pretty good.

The food isn’t like culinary excellence, but it’s definitely a tier above anything you get at its American counterpart. Sans slurpee. It’s cheaper and fresher.

there are bunch of cafes that had tons of fresh pastries, cheaper, and better quality than a dunkin or Starbucks.

Again not like excellent food, but a better freshness/quality/price proposition than anything in the US.


They don’t have slurpees though