lame instagram posts by pros

[mattchew]

That image is incredible. I really needed a laugh today and that was perfect.

[apport]

that shit is so crazy too, like isn't AI image generation supposed to be better than that now? that's like early 2020's classic slop

It's possible that this could be pro level rage bait

this is my only assumption because what the hell do you even prompt to get it to look like that

[rikki]

Pastras seems like he's been fried for good not least by way of hanging with the dumb hicks that consist the Tampa Pro announcers and MC's.

[Painted Baby]

I'm just glad the LLM captured Marc's long flowing locks that he famously had

[Ty Evans Lightman]

That image is incredible. I really needed a laugh today and that was perfect.

Same. I kinds of think Marc would laugh too.

[Taffy Lee Fubbins]

Something done with so much distaste and rendered so poorly that it's actually quite incredible. 

As mentioned the amount of "Hey my favorite dead pro isn't here" from the comments section is certainly bizarre and the most disheartening part. As much as people loathe disingenuous engagement farming and AI, there are just as many people at the trough to slurp it up.

[Emo jimmy]

A small towns entire drinkable water supply is a small small price to pay to put paul walkers face on every skateboarder who passed away in memory of marc jhonson

[HugeBodBoyle]

A small towns entire drinkable water supply is a small small price to pay to put paul walkers face on every skateboarder who passed away in memory of marc jhonson

Forget about it cuh.

[GnarAlarm]

A small towns entire drinkable water supply is a small small price to pay to put paul walkers face on every skateboarder who passed away in memory of marc jhonson

Water? Like out of the toilet?

[gumsole]

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A small towns entire drinkable water supply is a small small price to pay to put paul walkers face on every skateboarder who passed away in memory of marc jhonson

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Water? Like out of the toilet?

[Bupstop]

We need that one dude to come back to talk about toilet water, Covid and Jeremy Klein. Actually his posts made me feel weird.

[Chalupa]

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It's possible that this could be pro level rage bait

[close]

this is my only assumption because what the hell do you even prompt to get it to look like that

After looking at the other posts of the account, I don’t think it was rage bait. The person is just corny as fuck.

[WashingtonNECKTIE]

I'm having a hard time believing someone prompted that piece of shite, saw the result, and decided "yep that perfectly captures the memorial I'm trying to portray, post it".

literally not one "drawing" looks like the person they captioned, i guess Adams and Phillips a little bit.. pretty gross how Marc's is the only name spelled wrong too. There's a lot more but I can't keep looking at that

[Hefe43]

I'm just glad the LLM captured Marc's long flowing locks that he famously had

You get your hair back when you get to heaven, duh

[Donkey Lips]

I'm having a hard time believing someone prompted that piece of shite, saw the result, and decided "yep that perfectly captures the memorial I'm trying to portray, post it".

that's the fun part – nobody had to make any decisions with this

[Enrico Pallazzo]

Sexy Jake Phelps saying "So happy you're here!" is now forever in my brain, along with ripped 8-pack Jay Adams.

We have truly strayed from the light, the end times are upon us.

[Never Bored]

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https://www.instagram.com/onboardforthelord/p/DYv-bJ1teQz/

I wonder if Dixon and Milou are even aware of it... (also the GoFundMe is a sketchy thing to do IMO)

[close]

What the fuck is an Austin McKickflip?

[close]

Funnily enough, one of my best friends in the world lol

And a gnarly skateboarder.

He grinded the UNT 25 rail into the snow/ice a day after Christmas.

Ollied Emage 20 in Denver first try and then tried switch Ollie it like 4 times, and one switch heel attempt

I’ve seen him try some ridiculous things, and I’ll always love him; but he is a silly little Christian boy

Go McKickflip!

And yeah, that AI picture is solely designed to be mad at. Share it everywhere and be mad at it, dunk on it, whatever, but that’s what it is, shamefully created to farm rage engagement

Gotta moveon.org

[alien porkchop]

if you zoom in on jake phelps he looks a little too much like orlando bloom.

[TwisT]

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I'm having a hard time believing someone prompted that piece of shite, saw the result, and decided "yep that perfectly captures the memorial I'm trying to portray, post it".

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that's the fun part – nobody had to make any decisions with this

Lewis no dreads. clean shaven, and apparently stoked Jhonson is there with them

[thecomfortsofmadness]

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That image is incredible. I really needed a laugh today and that was perfect.

[close]

Same. I kinds of think Marc would laugh too.

No this is totally for Marc, just the ironic comedy he enjoi’s, and a topic he was passionate about “internet slop”.

[IWANNABEABIGDOG]

Apart from Bronk's stuff, I think I have found the worst IG post created "in memory" of Marc Johnson-

The fact he’s not bald in heaven is crazy,

Dylan looks like the dude from bring me the horizon

[Fartknocker415]

Anyone else see Ted barrow and Clyde singleton going at it in comments on one of Clyde’s last post ?

[Benicio El Toro]

SCREENSHOTS PEOPLE HOLY FUCK.

[Taffy Lee Fubbins]

Anyone else see Ted barrow and Clyde singleton going at it in comments on one of Clyde’s last post ?

Pretty entertaining. Clyde not knowing what tattoo flash is and insinuating that Anti Hero got their logo from Variflex's Flexible Flyer graphic. Another case of Old Guy on Internet.

[Texas_Tone]

God damn, for being such a dope as skater back in the cut, Clyde fucking sucks nowadays, the birdhouse collab, him constantly being a prick to everyone it seems on the internet, just a huge disappointment from a fan, but I still have my copy of trilogy, I’ll choose to remeber him from that rather than his daily kook-worthy rants about who knows, dude definitely deserves his flowers, and i definitely understand the want for attention, but damn he’s going about in such a weird way

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

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Apart from Bronk's stuff, I think I have found the worst IG post created "in memory" of Marc Johnson-

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The fact he’s not bald in heaven is crazy,

Dylan looks like the dude from bring me the horizon

Shane Cross = Javier Sarmiento

[Atiba Applebum]

God damn, for being such a dope as skater back in the cut, Clyde fucking sucks nowadays, the birdhouse collab, him constantly being a prick to everyone it seems on the internet, just a huge disappointment from a fan, but I still have my copy of trilogy, I’ll choose to remeber him from that rather than his daily kook-worthy rants about who knows, dude definitely deserves his flowers, and i definitely understand the want for attention, but damn he’s going about in such a weird way

And no irony when he calls out internet trolls/haters without realizing he is one

[Southernmost]

Plus this post that Clyde is clamoring about was ABD a week ago by Allen Losi.

[Painted Baby]

It's just James Franco's face. It took like a week to click but I'm pretty sure that was the main model

[Noble Experiment]

Apart from Bronk's stuff, I think I have found the worst IG post created "in memory" of Marc Johnson-

The icing on the cake would’ve been if they included Harold Hunter as a white guy with long hair.