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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18900 on: May 31, 2026, 07:05:20 PM »
Apart from Bronk's stuff, I think I have found the worst IG post created "in memory" of Marc Johnson-

Is it just me or do they all have the same facial structure?
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18901 on: June 01, 2026, 08:35:33 AM »
Is it just me or do they all have the same facial structure?

It's just James Franco's face. It took like a week to click but I'm pretty sure that was the main model

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18902 on: June 01, 2026, 08:49:58 AM »
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Anyone else see Ted barrow and Clyde singleton going at it in comments on one of Clyde’s last post ?
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Pretty entertaining. Clyde not knowing what tattoo flash is and insinuating that Anti Hero got their logo from Variflex's Flexible Flyer graphic. Another case of Old Guy on Internet.
can someone please explain what clyde is actually mad about? i don't get this at all

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18903 on: June 01, 2026, 08:50:32 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18904 on: June 01, 2026, 09:24:09 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18905 on: June 01, 2026, 09:28:11 AM »


Has long balls broke any "news" ever in skateboarding? What does he actually do?  He isn't a journalist, he made candles for a bit?  When was the last time he skated, his existence in skateboarding baffles me

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18906 on: June 01, 2026, 09:42:59 AM »
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Anyone else see Ted barrow and Clyde singleton going at it in comments on one of Clyde’s last post ?
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Pretty entertaining. Clyde not knowing what tattoo flash is and insinuating that Anti Hero got their logo from Variflex's Flexible Flyer graphic. Another case of Old Guy on Internet.
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can someone please explain what clyde is actually mad about? i don't get this at all
never try to give clyde singleton more information about a topic he will get weirdly offended

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18907 on: June 01, 2026, 09:50:19 AM »
please tell me someone saw Pastras post the picture of Carroll in the stereo shirt and call him "MJ" like did he really think that picture was Marc omg

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18908 on: June 01, 2026, 09:51:14 AM »
These old heads need to put the phone down and pick up a book.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18909 on: June 01, 2026, 09:59:02 AM »
please tell me someone saw Pastras post the picture of Carroll in the stereo shirt and call him "MJ" like did he really think that picture was Marc omg

Holy shit. Seriously? Dude need to take some centrum silver before posting.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18910 on: June 01, 2026, 10:12:13 AM »


Neat can we skip ahead to the consumed by moss in the forest part?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18911 on: June 01, 2026, 10:12:52 AM »
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please tell me someone saw Pastras post the picture of Carroll in the stereo shirt and call him "MJ" like did he really think that picture was Marc omg
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Holy shit. Seriously? Dude need to take some centrum silver before posting.
fourth slide of the grid post where he lipslides a curb in orange


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18912 on: June 01, 2026, 10:26:12 AM »
Could you please just respond to him with a little kindness? It's clearly a mistake. If you change the 'J' to a 'C' it rhymes and that's most probably what he wanted to post:

"4.) MC rockin the stereo tee! 🤯 I was so hyped!"

Nothing lame about it besides your reactions here.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18913 on: June 01, 2026, 10:32:23 AM »


He can disappear right now and nobody will care.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18914 on: June 01, 2026, 10:34:47 AM »
Could you please just respond to him with a little kindness? It's clearly a mistake. If you change the 'J' to a 'C' it rhymes and that's most probably what he wanted to post:

"4.) MC rockin the stereo tee! 🤯 I was so hyped!"

Nothing lame about it besides your reactions here.
Here's the thing. Why post a picture of Mike Carroll right now. and making it about Stereo??? AND thinking it was MJ? I don't wish to discuss it with that fried fool.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18915 on: June 01, 2026, 10:35:42 AM »
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Pretty entertaining. Clyde not knowing what tattoo flash is and insinuating that Anti Hero got their logo from Variflex's Flexible Flyer graphic. Another case of Old Guy on Internet.
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can someone please explain what clyde is actually mad about? i don't get this at all

I THINK he's implying that Anti-Hero ripped off Variflex's Flexible Flyer graphic? If so, that's a pretty thin argument since variations of the US Seal have been seen on everything from the mastheads of radical publications to the arms of sailors for the past 200+ years. Seems like Ted was only trying to contribute to the conversation and didn't realize he's one of many on Clyde's shit list. It's so disappointing when someone you respect suddenly turns petty and resentful. Also, Clyde, one does not "live in" a facade. Do better all around, dude.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18916 on: June 01, 2026, 10:47:03 AM »
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Neat can we skip ahead to the consumed by moss in the forest part?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18917 on: June 01, 2026, 10:51:08 AM »
Clyde mad about Abe Lincoln’s jacket? Or anti hero copy variflex? They say Lincoln lived for 9 hour with that bullet in his brain. That jacket was probably a mess. Fit right in puking on that kitchen floor with Andy.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18918 on: June 01, 2026, 11:40:27 AM »
no one having a breakdown?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18919 on: June 01, 2026, 11:46:54 AM »
When is he not?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18920 on: June 01, 2026, 11:59:32 AM »
no one having a breakdown?

Side note - Every time someone calls him "no one" or "nobody" it reminds me of the part in the Odyssey where Odysseus tells the cyclops his name is Nobody.

That story was always funny to me cause the cyclops goes running out in the street screaming "NOBODY HAS STABBED ME! NOBODY HAS STABBED OUT MY EYE!" and all his cyclops homies are just like "well that's good, no need to check on him, sounds like he's doing just fine"

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18921 on: June 01, 2026, 12:04:14 PM »
not to keep talking about that psycho, but when did the no one thing start on slap? i thought that shit was so funny when i typed his name out and got robert no one

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18922 on: June 01, 2026, 12:27:00 PM »
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He can disappear right now and nobody will care.


Bronk’s note reads like a cry for help. It’s a little scary. As warped as he his, I don’t want him getting any bad ideas.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18923 on: June 01, 2026, 12:40:54 PM »
Here's a good idea - Stop being chronically online.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18924 on: June 01, 2026, 12:43:15 PM »
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Neat can we skip ahead to the consumed by moss in the forest part?

The ellipsis in that post, followed by 'just like Marc did'. Some nerve.
He's sort of saying it but not saying it, then covering his ass, with moss as it were. Typical no one, desperately hitching his little wagon.

Could be I'm reading this wrong of course. And I mean if he really is at that point, I sincerely hope he's got people near him.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18925 on: June 01, 2026, 01:05:58 PM »
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Neat can we skip ahead to the consumed by moss in the forest part?
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The ellipsis in that post, followed by 'just like Marc did'. Some nerve.
He's sort of saying it but not saying it, then covering his ass, with moss as it were. Typical no one, desperately hitching his little wagon.

Could be I'm reading this wrong of course. And I mean if he really is at that point, I sincerely hope he's got people near him.


The “get old” part does not appear to be a sentiment that someone with those kind of intentions would share

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18926 on: June 01, 2026, 01:08:17 PM »
Performative.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18927 on: June 01, 2026, 01:48:32 PM »
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Neat can we skip ahead to the consumed by moss in the forest part?
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The ellipsis in that post, followed by 'just like Marc did'. Some nerve.
He's sort of saying it but not saying it, then covering his ass, with moss as it were. Typical no one, desperately hitching his little wagon.

Could be I'm reading this wrong of course. And I mean if he really is at that point, I sincerely hope he's got people near him.
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The “get old” part does not appear to be a sentiment that someone with those kind of intentions would share
Indeed, key word being 'appear'.

But again I might be cynical from years of reading this guy.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18928 on: June 01, 2026, 01:58:02 PM »
When you guys say no one’s name, do you type “no one” or “no one”?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18929 on: June 01, 2026, 02:04:32 PM »

*literally

I know it's a spelling nit pick and this is a social media post but come on, dude you literally went to school to be a writer.