lame instagram posts by pros

[Mike Oxwelling]

Nothing a little Jesus shouldn't clear up for both Clyde "Skateboaring was born in Florida, I mean NY, I mean along the Rio Grande" and Chris "Stereo has been in business since 1993 (but never mentions the two years they didn't exist)" Pastras.

[BrideofFrakenstein]

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Neat can we skip ahead to the consumed by moss in the forest part?

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The ellipsis in that post, followed by 'just like Marc did'. Some nerve.
He's sort of saying it but not saying it, then covering his ass, with moss as it were. Typical no one, desperately hitching his little wagon.

Could be I'm reading this wrong of course. And I mean if he really is at that point, I sincerely hope he's got people near him.

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The “get old” part does not appear to be a sentiment that someone with those kind of intentions would share

I agree.  Bink traffics in plausible deniability.  Its his special brand of self-victimization.  If you say “looks like your implying self harm” he can then deny it, or if people seem to not pick up on his allusions to it he can later make a post about how people in skateboarding dont care about mental health.  Hes an absurd person.

[Noble Experiment]

“What!? My MJ post didn’t get as much support as I thought? Welp, plan b it is then: telling people I’m gonna be consumed by moss, that’ll make em care!”

[Plan9Customs]

So he who shall not be named is in with BAKU now?! ‘No One Consumed By Moss’ reeeeaaaaly looking forward to not watching that part.
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[Burt Ward]

A trolling no one gathers no moss

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So he who shall not be named is in with BAKU now?! ‘No One Consumed By Moss’ reeeeaaaaly looking forward to not watching that part.
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[DISTANT RUMOURS]

MOSSISSEY

[Painted Baby]

MOSSISSEY

The more you ignore me, the grassier I get

[Jort250]

If you’re reading this Dink, this would probably be a good time for some self reflection

Ah fuckit, let’s do another woe-is-me Instagram post with some tissues

[skinnyankles]

Big surprise, the clout chasing exploiter hard posted about Marc again.

[Atiba Applebum]

We haven’t even covered that moss doesn’t consume organic matter.  That would be the role of fungi, a completely different biological kingdom

[Schneaumunn]

We haven’t even covered that moss doesn’t consume organic matter.  That would be the role of fungi, a completely different biological kingdom

The Lonesome Death of Robby Verrill

[Atiba Applebum]

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We haven’t even covered that moss doesn’t consume organic matter.  That would be the role of fungi, a completely different biological kingdom

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The Lonesome Death of Robby Verrill

Jordy

[Schneaumunn]

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We haven’t even covered that moss doesn’t consume organic matter.  That would be the role of fungi, a completely different biological kingdom

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The Lonesome Death of Robby Verrill

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Jordy

I was trying to make joke about Rub Stink
Admittedly not my best work

[AnimalChinaski79]

It's just James Franco's face. It took like a week to click but I'm pretty sure that was the main model

Hard not to see that now that you mentioned it.  It's fucking horrendous.

[Allen.]

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We haven’t even covered that moss doesn’t consume organic matter.  That would be the role of fungi, a completely different biological kingdom

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The Lonesome Death of Robby Verrill

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Jordy

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I was trying to make joke about Rub Stink
Admittedly not my best work

Meteor shit

[Painted Baby]

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We haven’t even covered that moss doesn’t consume organic matter.  That would be the role of fungi, a completely different biological kingdom

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The Lonesome Death of Robby Verrill

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Jordy

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I was trying to make joke about Rub Stink
Admittedly not my best work

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Meteor shit

You lunkhead

[TurdyBird]

BRONK co-opting Mark Johnson's death really highlights to me how isolated he must have felt after the Girl drama and how an opportunistic narcissist no one would take advantage of that, and to which he now is using to remain relevant after he got BRINKED.

Then to see Carrol in that fuckin Adidas thing...after he fucking cut you off for riding for Adidas?

I had a whole other thing typed out, and I really am not trying to get into this. BUT am I the only one thinking this? I immediately thought what the fuck when I saw Mike in that fucking shit, and I started think about MJ and wondering what he had been up to and then Monday happened.

Perhaps I'm reading into it. Sorry if I am and I wouldn't mind my perception being changed by the reality of things, but it's honestly not something I deserve or expect to ever know.

[Bryanferry]

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Apart from Bronk's stuff, I think I have found the worst IG post created "in memory" of Marc Johnson-

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The fact he’s not bald in heaven is crazy,

Dylan looks like the dude from bring me the horizon

This is extraordinarily offensive in ways I can’t describe.

As far as fuckin br0nk goes (I know your reading this) put the fucking phone down and go outside. You’re a grown ass man. Leaching of people doesn’t make you cool, MJ is cool. Your not. You could be cool if you stop being fuckin weird. Acting for sympathies for being bullied doesn’t get you anywhere most people realise that when you’re like 12.  Whoever said go read a book or something I’d second that.

Anyhoo ima bring it back to beebs

https://www.instagram.com/stories/brandonbiebel/3911214443665451539?utm_source=ig_story_item_share


RIP MJ

[MMongrel]

The more times I see that the funnier it gets that it seems Jake Phelps, Jay Adams and Jeff Phillips are brothers.

[skinnyankles]

Stop using Marc's death to push traffic to your website, Brunk. Opportunist.

[Underpressureflips]

Outside of crail, what blacklisting did MJ have in the industry? Was he kicked off dlx too?

[Bryanferry]

Stop using Marc's death to push traffic to your website, Brunk. Opportunist.

Br0nks been wack for a while but one really triggered me. This is. A tragic situation. I’m sure Mike Carroll and crailtap are absolutely heartbroken. The fact that he’s making this a thing is so fucking wack, to push agendas and point fingers in hard times is just unacceptable.

[miff]

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MOSSISSEY

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The more you ignore me, the grassier I get

Dude, “clover” was riiiiiiiight there!

[Painted Baby]

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MOSSISSEY

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The more you ignore me, the grassier I get

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Dude, “clover” was riiiiiiiight there!

Oooh very nice

[gnidraobetaks]

Milk the Blogballs

[skinnyankles]

[TwisT]

[skinnyankles]

In Long Balls fashion he's releasing his Marc interview in pieces. Gotta drive as much engagement as possible. Opportunist.

[Dj Paul]

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Stop using Marc's death to push traffic to your website, Brunk. Opportunist.

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Br0nks been wack for a while but one really triggered me. This is. A tragic situation. I’m sure Mike Carroll and crailtap are absolutely heartbroken. The fact that he’s making this a thing is so fucking wack, to push agendas and point fingers in hard times is just unacceptable.

BRENK turned his insta public just to surf on Marc death and bring back a 10 years beef. Dude want lights over him.


Beef was never about adidas, are you mutha fuckas stupid or forgetful? Its was mainly about possible Marc lie, Adidas has nothing to do with it. Carroll is pretty close to Karl Watson, maybe thats why he is rocking adidas