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Shalom junt. I’d be down with the small logo version
I don't normally rock the flashy grip, but I would support the Shalom Junk (once it goes on sale)
If it pleases the Mods-- I would like to take the floor....
It is clear that Shalom has been outperforming expectations. Demand for the initial product offering exceeded even the most optimistic estimates. Not only are we seeing indications of substantial growth among first time buyers, high brand engagement among present customers has led analysts to predict near complete market retention in next quarter’s offerings.
In order to ensure long term prosperity, it is important to safely guard the image, message, and culture of Shalom. To accomplish this monumental task the holding members must take decisive steps to ensure that the vision of Shalom is not diluted by third party peripheral products that are not true to the Shalom brand.
As one of the first sticker owners and thus initial investors in the Shalom Division of SLAP I would like to exercise the powers granted by my shares to nominate Seymour as the official CSO (Chief Shalom Officer). He has demonstrated to all holding parties that he has the acumen to guide Shalom safely into the future.
If he accepts the nomination it is only fair that any 3rd party Shalom merchandise be expressly approved by Seymour through the official Shalom Channel.
Seymour I am confident that your leadership, creativity and integrity will help guide shalom in to a great and shalom future.
Shalom to 1000 years of shalom. Shalom to TK. Shalom to Seymour. Shalom to you all.