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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #90 on: January 19, 2019, 11:16:23 PM »
Alot of self destructive pro's over the years who's most likely a head case.... Obviously theirs Bam

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #91 on: January 19, 2019, 11:20:51 PM »
I’d rather have the guy posting street league clips than this shitpost

I'd rather commit suicide than watch that shit

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #92 on: January 20, 2019, 04:44:19 AM »
/pol/? is that you?

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #93 on: January 20, 2019, 09:18:57 AM »
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the douche in the maga hat is what most online trolls must look like:


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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #94 on: January 20, 2019, 11:47:35 AM »
A lot of softies in here. For a forum about  skateboarding whose culture is about questioning authority, causing controversy, and making noise (see Dylan Rieder give the middle finger to street league) we sure are sensitive.
Oh sorry I forgot, skateboarding isn’t like that anymore. If we keep making these kinds of threads we’ll never get featured on Red Bull’s Instagram. What a shame. Let’s all make sure nobody’s feelings are hurt here ever again, this needs to be a safe space for everyone!!!! #skaterlivesmatter

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #95 on: January 20, 2019, 03:58:17 PM »
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A lot of softies in here. For a forum about  skateboarding whose culture is about questioning authority, causing controversy, and making noise (see Dylan Rieder give the middle finger to street league) we sure are sensitive.
Oh sorry I forgot, skateboarding isn’t like that anymore. If we keep making these kinds of threads we’ll never get featured on Red Bull’s Instagram. What a shame. Let’s all make sure nobody’s feelings are hurt here ever again, this needs to be a safe space for everyone!!!! #skaterlivesmatter
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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #96 on: January 20, 2019, 04:23:49 PM »
the douche in the maga hat is what most online trolls must look like:



The elder that's being harassed (Nathan Phillips) is from my town and is a fucking hero in every sense of the word.

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #97 on: January 20, 2019, 04:25:23 PM »
the douche in the maga hat is what most online trolls must look like:



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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #98 on: January 20, 2019, 04:58:16 PM »
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the douche in the maga hat is what most online trolls must look like:


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which one

they’re interchangeable.

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #99 on: January 20, 2019, 05:02:27 PM »
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A lot of softies in here. For a forum about  skateboarding whose culture is about questioning authority, causing controversy, and making noise (see Dylan Rieder give the middle finger to street league) we sure are sensitive.
Oh sorry I forgot, skateboarding isn’t like that anymore. If we keep making these kinds of threads we’ll never get featured on Red Bull’s Instagram. What a shame. Let’s all make sure nobody’s feelings are hurt here ever again, this needs to be a safe space for everyone!!!! #skaterlivesmatter
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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #100 on: January 20, 2019, 05:33:01 PM »
i used to think joey brezinski had the most punchable face on the entire planet, but no, it's that little shit-hat

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #101 on: January 20, 2019, 09:12:51 PM »
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the douche in the maga hat is what most online trolls must look like:


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The elder that's being harassed (Nathan Phillips) is from my town and is a fucking hero in every sense of the word.

Fake News.  This has been debunked already.  Don't comment on the news if you don't follow it.

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #102 on: January 20, 2019, 11:02:08 PM »
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the douche in the maga hat is what most online trolls must look like:


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The elder that's being harassed (Nathan Phillips) is from my town and is a fucking hero in every sense of the word.
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Fake News.  This has been debunked already.  Don't comment on the news if you don't follow it.
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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #103 on: January 20, 2019, 11:34:07 PM »
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the douche in the maga hat is what most online trolls must look like:


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The elder that's being harassed (Nathan Phillips) is from my town and is a fucking hero in every sense of the word.
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Fake News.  This has been debunked already.  Don't comment on the news if you don't follow it.
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Fake News: The Musical.

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #104 on: January 21, 2019, 03:42:55 AM »

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #105 on: January 21, 2019, 04:34:46 AM »
Look the idea of someone shit posting about suicide is fucked, where's your brain's in your ass?! Too many people I know personally have done the following and I don't find it humorous or engaging in this rhetoric of bullshit. Focus your account kook.
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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #106 on: January 21, 2019, 05:23:42 AM »
imagine, instead of skateboarding on the weekends as a teenager, you instead choose to ride a bus to Washington to pretest abortion.


then 3 years later when you knock a girl up and force her to get an abortion.

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #107 on: January 21, 2019, 08:23:38 AM »
i used to think joey brezinski had the most punchable face on the entire planet, but no, it's that little shit-hat

Remember when Steve Hernandez punched him in the face in the Arcade video "The Trip" and he started crying in the van?

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #108 on: January 21, 2019, 08:29:35 AM »
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the douche in the maga hat is what most online trolls must look like:


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The elder that's being harassed (Nathan Phillips) is from my town and is a fucking hero in every sense of the word.
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Fake News.  This has been debunked already.  Don't comment on the news if you don't follow it.


I don't remember the news discussing where he lived.

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #109 on: January 21, 2019, 12:54:31 PM »
attn OP:


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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #110 on: January 21, 2019, 05:06:20 PM »
Andy Mac. That yellow helmet and happy go lucky smile can't fool me.

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #111 on: January 21, 2019, 05:11:25 PM »
Doug Pineapple Saladino

YOU HOLD YER TONGUE YOU SONOVABISH I SWEAR IF I EVER SEE U IN PUBLIK I'LL KUT YER TONG OUTA YER HED AND FEED IT TO YOU YOU GODDAMN BASTART FOOL YOU SLUT YOU

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #112 on: January 21, 2019, 05:23:04 PM »
Sometimes I think Chris Roberts seems somewhat depressed. Nine Club is pretty much the highlight of his career and he even looks bummed out doing that every week, and he constantly compares his life to other's by asking guests how much they make as well. He doesn't seem to have much motivation and even admits laziness often from his skating career to current days, like he just gives me the impression that he's somewhat bored with life despite the growing popularity of their podcast. I think I might have noticed other signs in his behavior but i'm not sure.

Hopefully I'm just wrong though and he's actually content with life.

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #113 on: January 21, 2019, 05:30:44 PM »
Hey, does really heavy, dangerous skating count as behaviour indicating the likeliness of suicide? Meaning, can we include skaters who may accidentally kill themselves? Because the prize would need to go to that guy that, like, front-flips off his board onto another board. I think he's famous on Youtube.

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #114 on: January 21, 2019, 08:32:55 PM »
Hey, does really heavy, dangerous skating count as behaviour indicating the likeliness of suicide? Meaning, can we include skaters who may accidentally kill themselves? Because the prize would need to go to that guy that, like, front-flips off his board onto another board. I think he's famous on Youtube.

Heath hands down

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #115 on: January 21, 2019, 10:18:20 PM »
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the douche in the maga hat is what most online trolls must look like:


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The elder that's being harassed (Nathan Phillips) is from my town and is a fucking hero in every sense of the word.
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Fake News.  This has been debunked already.  Don't comment on the news if you don't follow it.

Totally fake news... D bags pickin on kids instead of pickin a real fight. I use D bags cuz I’m dumb as fuck and can’t spell doosh... Fuck people who pick fights with kids.

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #116 on: January 21, 2019, 10:38:55 PM »
construing that as them picking fights with kids is the other fake news. the real story is there were douches there that day and they provoked each other as douches are wont to do.

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #117 on: January 21, 2019, 10:40:46 PM »
construing that as them picking fights with kids is the other fake news. the real story is there were douches there that day and they provoked each other as douches are wont to do.

Yawn...

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #118 on: January 22, 2019, 12:12:11 AM »
Super Terrible thread.  But shitty parts of me want to score skate nerd points for saying that Auby Taylor is the obvious choice.

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Re: Pro's most likely to commit suicide
« Reply #119 on: January 22, 2019, 12:15:50 AM »
Owen Wilson already tried..

Justin Bieber found Jesus in his shorts...

I’ll go with Tom Green cause he’s old and smells like a cheese sandwich.