cookie war and peace??

[honey island]

i dont get it. that part was nuts, if u cut it down by 3 minutes its still nuts. he has a strong connection to those Illegal Civ/FA dudes so hes good from a branding perspective despite being an awkward white dude.

am i missing something here? how does he have a strong connection to fa? being in IC2 7 years doesn't count for much in 2019.

nothing can help this guys branding. maybe if he didn't look a custom make your own player in a EA sports game, he'd have a chance.

[Allen.]

Dude looks like a Dicks sporting goods employee

[Chatbot]

Dude looks like a Dicks sporting goods employee

LOL this made my day

[cloudy]

nothing can help this guys branding. maybe if he didn't look a custom make your own player in a EA sports game, he'd have a chance.

not even...idabble video magazine?!

[shit_for_brains]

So you guys wouldn't fuck him?

[robasheep]

Holy shit that was good!  Dude has a deep bag of tricks! 

[Hevonen]

Very odd situation all around. His skating undeniably great in all aspects, comes of as a genuinely nice person and has all the top tier sponsors yet has to get a job as some warehouse assistant.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

Very odd situation all around. His skating undeniably great in all aspects, comes of as a genuinely nice person and has all the top tier sponsors yet has to get a job as some warehouse assistant.

  His steeze is a bit bow legged to be fair.

[GAY]

So you guys wouldn't fuck him?

Whoa you're painting with a pretty broad brush there pal.

[know_your_role]

so this was part of the year, right?

[honey island]

not even top 10

[givecigstosurfgroms]

  Flash in the pan

[know_your_role]

not even top 10

Go on then

[heckler]

Pull ten parts from 2019 out of a hat and I guarantee they’re likely more memorable than this one.

[GeorgeCostanza]

i cannot remember a single trick from this part and probably didnt either immediately after watching it but I do remember stevie perez saying "no pussys skating my board please", just in terms of relative cultural impact

[GeorgeCostanza]

everytime i watch the full element video that came out last year (never) I lament the fact (i don't) that this part was not included in the video (couldn't care less)

[Nicki]

so this was part of the year, right?

Yes.

[honey island]

everytime i watch the full element video that came out last year (never) I lament the fact (i don't) that this part was not included in the video (couldn't care less)

post of the year

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Go on then

literally any random part. take your pick. it's better

even this is better

[AllShitty]

I've said this before and since this thread popped back up I will say it again.  Chris is by far one of the most talented skateboarders ever.  If you've ever seen him skate in person you would agree.  He deserves a shot with some company.  If you're good at marketing you can make him marketable, there's certainly other basic, slightly nerdy looking white dudes that lots of people are fans of.

[know_your_role]

literally any random part. take your pick. it's better

*me thinking honey island will HATE this list*
Ahem.. Trevor colden david gonzalez sebob walker part

[givecigstosurfgroms]

I've said this before and since this thread popped back up I will say it again.  Chris is by far one of the most talented skateboarders ever.  If you've ever seen him skate in person you would agree.  He deserves a shot with some company.  If you're good at marketing you can make him marketable, there's certainly other basic, slightly nerdy looking white dudes that lots of people are fans of.

    Maybe he is that good, but his part doesn't concentrate on clean good skating so much as it does on super gnar.  His version of super gnar? -people don't be caring about.  -Thats why he got the 15 minutes to cut off.   I'd go farther and say that no one will give a shit about Milton in 5 years either but he's exciting af rite now.  Gnar just gets replaced by more gnar now.   Theres only one Pat Duffy questionable. -Hes already him.

[rlang]

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I've said this before and since this thread popped back up I will say it again.  Chris is by far one of the most talented skateboarders ever.  If you've ever seen him skate in person you would agree.  He deserves a shot with some company.  If you're good at marketing you can make him marketable, there's certainly other basic, slightly nerdy looking white dudes that lots of people are fans of.

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    Maybe he is that good, but his part doesn't concentrate on clean good skating so much as it does on super gnar.  His version of super gnar? -people don't be caring about.  -Thats why he got the 15 minutes to cut off.   I'd go farther and say that no one will give a shit about Milton in 5 years either but he's exciting af rite now.  Gnar just gets replaced by more gnar now.   Theres only one Pat Duffy questionable. -Hes already him.

No. People don't get bored of gnarly skating...the dudes that do it just have a much shorter shelf life in which to 1-up themselves before an inevitable decline.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

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I've said this before and since this thread popped back up I will say it again.  Chris is by far one of the most talented skateboarders ever.  If you've ever seen him skate in person you would agree.  He deserves a shot with some company.  If you're good at marketing you can make him marketable, there's certainly other basic, slightly nerdy looking white dudes that lots of people are fans of.

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    Maybe he is that good, but his part doesn't concentrate on clean good skating so much as it does on super gnar.  His version of super gnar? -people don't be caring about.  -Thats why he got the 15 minutes to cut off.   I'd go farther and say that no one will give a shit about Milton in 5 years either but he's exciting af rite now.  Gnar just gets replaced by more gnar now.   Theres only one Pat Duffy questionable. -Hes already him.

[close]

No. People don't get bored of gnarly skating...the dudes that do it just have a much shorter shelf life in which to 1-up themselves before an inevitable decline.

  theres that.  but cookie was hot and is now cold.  he just ollied onto the shelf and rolled across it breifly

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Cookieboy and peace

[AllShitty]

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I've said this before and since this thread popped back up I will say it again.  Chris is by far one of the most talented skateboarders ever.  If you've ever seen him skate in person you would agree.  He deserves a shot with some company.  If you're good at marketing you can make him marketable, there's certainly other basic, slightly nerdy looking white dudes that lots of people are fans of.

[close]

    Maybe he is that good, but his part doesn't concentrate on clean good skating so much as it does on super gnar.  His version of super gnar? -people don't be caring about.  -Thats why he got the 15 minutes to cut off.   I'd go farther and say that no one will give a shit about Milton in 5 years either but he's exciting af rite now.  Gnar just gets replaced by more gnar now.   Theres only one Pat Duffy questionable. -Hes already him.

[close]

No. People don't get bored of gnarly skating...the dudes that do it just have a much shorter shelf life in which to 1-up themselves before an inevitable decline.

[close]

  theres that.  but cookie was hot and is now cold.  he just ollied onto the shelf and rolled across it breifly

I wouldn't say he's really been hot ever in the public spectrum, Element made the worst marketing push for him I've ever seen and other than that he's only really been in homie videos.  The dude is a footage machine, and if properly backed, his relevancy could be much higher than it is currently.

[waltercronkite]

This guy rips if only he had a gimmick for a bunch of 30 year old men to latch on to

[pbj]

so he just never got a board, even after having his part separated from the video ??
wow, Element really is the worst

[cheetahsheets]

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post of the year

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not even top 10

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Go on then

[close]

literally any random part. take your pick. it's better

even this is better

You’re fucking crazy.
Parts better then cookies this year:
1. Verso
2. Demolicion
3. Bobby’s part(very arguable I think cookies is better)
4. Tfunk(think cookies is better)
5. Rowan(think cookies is better)
6. Ryan Lay
7. Donovan and Daan(idk if a shared part counts)
8. Max Palmer
9. Romero
10. Jamie Foy(arguable yet again)
11. Tiago
12. Miles silva
13. kid that opened the darkstar video(cookies was better)
14. Kid that euro tm went on about on killing floor I forgot. (Cookies was better)

There’s only 7 parts I feel that are DEFINITIVELY better then cookies part. I have yet to see the slave video, and we still got a real and vans video left to drop.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

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I've said this before and since this thread popped back up I will say it again.  Chris is by far one of the most talented skateboarders ever.  If you've ever seen him skate in person you would agree.  He deserves a shot with some company.  If you're good at marketing you can make him marketable, there's certainly other basic, slightly nerdy looking white dudes that lots of people are fans of.

[close]

    Maybe he is that good, but his part doesn't concentrate on clean good skating so much as it does on super gnar.  His version of super gnar? -people don't be caring about.  -Thats why he got the 15 minutes to cut off.   I'd go farther and say that no one will give a shit about Milton in 5 years either but he's exciting af rite now.  Gnar just gets replaced by more gnar now.   Theres only one Pat Duffy questionable. -Hes already him.

[close]

No. People don't get bored of gnarly skating...the dudes that do it just have a much shorter shelf life in which to 1-up themselves before an inevitable decline.

[close]

  theres that.  but cookie was hot and is now cold.  he just ollied onto the shelf and rolled across it breifly

[close]

I wouldn't say he's really been hot ever in the public spectrum, Element made the worst marketing push for him I've ever seen and other than that he's only really been in homie videos.  The dude is a footage machine, and if properly backed, his relevancy could be much higher than it is currently.

  Ur rite he didnt seem supported at all.

[Nicki]

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everytime i watch the full element video that came out last year (never) I lament the fact (i don't) that this part was not included in the video (couldn't care less)

[close]

post of the year

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not even top 10

[close]

Go on then

[close]

literally any random part. take your pick. it's better

even this is better

[close]

You’re fucking crazy.
Parts better then cookies this year:
1. Verso (Probably Suciu’s second worst full part)
2. Demolicion
3. Bobby’s part
4. Tfunk
5. Rowan
6. Ryan Lay
7. Donovan and Daan
8. Max Palmer
9. Romero
10. Jamie Foy
11. Tiago
12. Miles silva
13. kid that opened the darkstar video
14. Kid that euro tm went on about on killing floor I forgot.

There’s only 7 parts I feel that are DEFINITIVELY better then cookies part. I have yet to see the slave video, and we still got a real and vans video left to drop.

So it’s top 5. And there were 36 Thrasher SOTY nominations.