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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #120 on: February 05, 2019, 05:23:58 PM »
Have you never built something, worked on a project or learned a new trick that takes weeks to accomplish? It's kind of like that but more meaningful. After all that scouting, these guys crawled around for hours in rocks and grass clothed from head to toe in 100+ temps to get it done, they have every right to be happy as fuck.


so as long as we put time and effort into something, then that gives it meaning and justifies said action yeah? What about stalkers? They put in lots of time and effort into their "projects"
Actually fuck it mate, can you just PM me your address so I can crawl around for hours in your lawn with my cannibal mates before we finish you off and eat your fucking corpse? Don't worry, Iill post pics on the gram to build my "portfolio" and make sure we do it in hot weather so that we have every right to be happy as fuck ;)
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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #121 on: February 05, 2019, 07:20:58 PM »
Hunters probably have a lot of respect for BTK right? He put in the work.
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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #122 on: February 05, 2019, 07:23:30 PM »
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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #123 on: February 05, 2019, 08:40:32 PM »
yay, another board company I'll never buy shit from

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #124 on: February 05, 2019, 11:16:41 PM »
I don’t hunt myself. Definitely not my thing.

I also don’t know the story behind this, but usually what happens is, you have a guide (Rowley) and you hunt an animal (Elk) and yes, you get the trophy head, if that’s what you’re into. But you actually take the Elk to a butcher and you get the meat. The meat from an animal that big last like a whole year.

They’re not just going out there, killing an animal, cutting the head off for the “trophy” and leaving the body behind. This isn’t a “Dances with Wolves” scenario.

Like I said, I could be wrong. But pretty sure you guys are bitching with no knowledge to what’s going on.

But what would Slap be without that, right?

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #125 on: February 06, 2019, 12:24:39 AM »
not that the world needs another geoff rowley x motarhead x ditch part, but it's something
maybe not the world, but i personally would need something like this.

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #126 on: February 06, 2019, 12:54:56 AM »
Supposedly he has a micro fallous and has constructed his whole image around overcompensation

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #127 on: February 06, 2019, 02:37:44 AM »
I don’t hunt myself. Definitely not my thing.

I also don’t know the story behind this, but usually what happens is, you have a guide (Rowley) and you hunt an animal (Elk) and yes, you get the trophy head, if that’s what you’re into. But you actually take the Elk to a butcher and you get the meat. The meat from an animal that big last like a whole year.

They’re not just going out there, killing an animal, cutting the head off for the “trophy” and leaving the body behind. This isn’t a “Dances with Wolves” scenario.

Like I said, I could be wrong. But pretty sure you guys are bitching with no knowledge to what’s going on.

But what would Slap be without that, right?

its all about the dopemine hit bro

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #128 on: February 06, 2019, 06:02:32 AM »
Who knew so many Elk were on Slap?

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Re: Rowley brand
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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #130 on: July 28, 2019, 05:42:07 PM »
New graphics are good, wish he would name it something better
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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #131 on: July 28, 2019, 05:44:08 PM »
'free dome' is right up there with 'frog' for worst brand name.


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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #132 on: July 28, 2019, 06:06:26 PM »
'free dome' is right up there with 'frog' for worst brand name.

frog is better though.

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #133 on: July 28, 2019, 06:25:14 PM »
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'free dome' is right up there with 'frog' for worst brand name.
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frog is better though.
I see your frog and raise you a fucking awesome

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #134 on: July 28, 2019, 06:27:43 PM »
Man I fucking HATE that the l in his name isn’t capitalized like the rest of the text.

“ROWlEY”

Great job. 
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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #135 on: July 28, 2019, 06:35:15 PM »
Uh no that's a lower case bulldog

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #136 on: July 28, 2019, 06:36:21 PM »
Sometimes people should urban dictionary the names they are gonna use. Company sounds like he's offering free blowjobs.

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #137 on: July 28, 2019, 06:44:48 PM »
It's amazing that Phelps even gave him a name and he still went with Free Dome. Also, way to get edgy with the strike-through on the Dome Rowley ::)
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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #138 on: July 28, 2019, 06:48:56 PM »
I want to like it, Geoff, I want it to be fucking tasty. But I can’t. It’s not good. And I’m sorry.

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #139 on: July 28, 2019, 10:22:21 PM »
Man I fucking HATE that the l in his name isn’t capitalized like the rest of the text.

“ROWlEY”

Great job.

Ugh 100% what were they thinking
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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #140 on: July 29, 2019, 12:46:15 AM »
is it free dome or free do me or just meant as freedom but he can't use that since there's already a company called freedom skateboards?

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #141 on: July 29, 2019, 12:54:20 AM »
I want to like it, Geoff, I want it to be fucking tasty. But I can’t. It’s not good. And I’m sorry.

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #142 on: July 29, 2019, 01:22:36 AM »
a board company we definitely do not need.
Couldn't agree more. Awful name,just one size board  and no team at all? Better keep riding blanks.
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #143 on: July 29, 2019, 01:24:59 AM »
I'm thinking the hydrant board has gotta be a homage to the Deathbox "Rocker"?

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #144 on: July 29, 2019, 01:27:44 AM »
him on toy machine probably would have been way sicker.

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #145 on: July 29, 2019, 01:30:32 AM »
Are we all going to ignore Dan Drehobl’s brand Freedumb Airlines?

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #146 on: July 29, 2019, 01:44:27 AM »
never, that shit was sick.

honorable mentions to the legendary asshead
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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #147 on: July 29, 2019, 06:39:50 AM »
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all old pros one team, zero boards shekel for royalties

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #148 on: July 31, 2019, 01:07:07 AM »
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all old pros one team, zero boards shekel for royalties

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Agree, there needs to be a dumping ground board company that takes in all the old washed up and retired pros. That or old pros need some sort of retired veterans pay from the goverment of skateboarding to put some stop from them starting bad new board companys
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Team is stacked- Rowley, Jeremy Wray, Creager, Daewon...

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Re: Rowley brand
« Reply #149 on: July 31, 2019, 02:12:04 AM »