Alphonzo Rawls | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 137

[Bubblegum Tate]

[TurdyBird]

Refreshing to see Tate OP of a new episode post! Not that it matters, but its the principle damnit!

[shouldn't]

Refreshing to see Tate OP of a new episode post! Not that it matters, but its the principle damnit!

you seem like someone who is just trying to get to 1000 posts so you can kook that one guy who did you dirty... so turdy, who done ya durdy?

[Tabletop]

Alf was sick back in the day.
Look forward to listening to this one.

[sexualhelon]

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Refreshing to see Tate OP of a new episode post! Not that it matters, but its the principle damnit!

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you seem like someone who is just trying to get to 1000 posts so you can kook that one guy who did you dirty... so turdy, who done ya durdy?

Someone's actually been kook'ing me daily since I said BanderSnatch sucked. At least that's the last post I'm tying it back to. 

[honey island]

nope

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

Isn't ALF in his mid 40's? Doesn't that guy age or what?

[Nth syd bear]

How long Chris Roberts been wearing vans.. I swear it was adidas last week

Maybe Vans swapped Dill for Roberts.. haha might of been some of those comments he made about dill a few episodes ago

[honey island]

How long Chris Roberts been wearing vans.. I swear it was adidas last week

Maybe Vans swapped Dill for Roberts.. haha might of been some of those comments he made about dill a few episodes ago

haha yeah thats definitely it haha so true might have been haha

[shit_for_brains]

nope

Haha i love that he posted this is he insane

[Beeda Weeda]

I assumed the MJ thing was a joke.I watched leaving never land on saturday, but I fell asleep. My wife told me it was graphic.

[bluntfullofmid]

Isn't ALF in his mid 40's? Doesn't that guy age or what?

BLACK DON'T CRACK MY G

[shit_for_brains]

I assumed the MJ thing was a joke.I watched leaving never land on saturday, but I fell asleep. My wife told me it was graphic.

He's as funny as you are smart.

I'm sure him planting this flag will help his shitty new shoe company a lot. I hope he posts like "Tommy Lynn Sells did nothing wrong!" or "Free Warren Jeffs!" next.

[heckler]

What was that story about Alphonzo going aggro on someone because he claimed they stole "his" work when they actually just did something loosely related to his corny "celebrities skating" shtick?

[corto]

The story about Troy being a weasel was interesting.

Good episode.

[Beeda Weeda]

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I assumed the MJ thing was a joke.I watched leaving never land on saturday, but I fell asleep. My wife told me it was graphic.

[close]

He's as funny as you are smart.

I'm sure him planting this flag will help his shitty new shoe company a lot. I hope he posts like "Tommy Lynn Sells did nothing wrong!" or "Free Warren Jeffs!" next.

did you feel like I was sticking up for this Instagram post? I had no idea he was starting a shoe company, and I only stated tat I thought that the post was a joke.

[shit_for_brains]

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I assumed the MJ thing was a joke.I watched leaving never land on saturday, but I fell asleep. My wife told me it was graphic.

[close]

He's as funny as you are smart.

I'm sure him planting this flag will help his shitty new shoe company a lot. I hope he posts like "Tommy Lynn Sells did nothing wrong!" or "Free Warren Jeffs!" next.

[close]

did you feel like I was sticking up for this Instagram post? I had no idea he was starting a shoe company, and I only stated tat I thought that the post was a joke.

No I felt like that was a dumb assumption and I feel like you felt like that too, then I said it in a way that made me chuckle a little. The rest of it wasn't directed at what you said as the space between statements indicates.

[Beeda Weeda]

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I assumed the MJ thing was a joke.I watched leaving never land on saturday, but I fell asleep. My wife told me it was graphic.

[close]

He's as funny as you are smart.

I'm sure him planting this flag will help his shitty new shoe company a lot. I hope he posts like "Tommy Lynn Sells did nothing wrong!" or "Free Warren Jeffs!" next.

[close]

did you feel like I was sticking up for this Instagram post? I had no idea he was starting a shoe company, and I only stated tat I thought that the post was a joke.

[close]

No I felt like that was a dumb assumption and I feel like you felt like that too, then I said it in a way that made me chuckle a little. The rest of it wasn't directed at what you said as the space between statements indicates.

why was it a dumb assumption? He posted something ridiculous, I figured he was trying to be funny. I didn't say I found it funny.

[shit_for_brains]

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I assumed the MJ thing was a joke.I watched leaving never land on saturday, but I fell asleep. My wife told me it was graphic.

[close]

He's as funny as you are smart.

I'm sure him planting this flag will help his shitty new shoe company a lot. I hope he posts like "Tommy Lynn Sells did nothing wrong!" or "Free Warren Jeffs!" next.

[close]

did you feel like I was sticking up for this Instagram post? I had no idea he was starting a shoe company, and I only stated tat I thought that the post was a joke.

[close]

No I felt like that was a dumb assumption and I feel like you felt like that too, then I said it in a way that made me chuckle a little. The rest of it wasn't directed at what you said as the space between statements indicates.

[close]

why was it a dumb assumption? He posted something ridiculous, I figured he was trying to be funny. I didn't say I found it funny.

I don't think you think it's funny or are endorsing Michael Jackson or Alphonzo Rawls' endorsement of Michael Jackson. I know what you were saying. We came to different conclusions about his post and I think yours is dumb.

[Beeda Weeda]

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I assumed the MJ thing was a joke.I watched leaving never land on saturday, but I fell asleep. My wife told me it was graphic.

[close]

He's as funny as you are smart.

I'm sure him planting this flag will help his shitty new shoe company a lot. I hope he posts like "Tommy Lynn Sells did nothing wrong!" or "Free Warren Jeffs!" next.

[close]

did you feel like I was sticking up for this Instagram post? I had no idea he was starting a shoe company, and I only stated tat I thought that the post was a joke.

[close]

No I felt like that was a dumb assumption and I feel like you felt like that too, then I said it in a way that made me chuckle a little. The rest of it wasn't directed at what you said as the space between statements indicates.

[close]

why was it a dumb assumption? He posted something ridiculous, I figured he was trying to be funny. I didn't say I found it funny.

[close]

I don't think you think it's funny or are endorsing Michael Jackson or Alphonzo Rawls' endorsement of Michael Jackson. I know what you were saying. We came to different conclusions about his post and I think yours is dumb.

why?

[TurdyBird]

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Refreshing to see Tate OP of a new episode post! Not that it matters, but its the principle damnit!

[close]

you seem like someone who is just trying to get to 1000 posts so you can kook that one guy who did you dirty... so turdy, who done ya durdy?

Wow dude, you got me.

 It's really inspiring to read posts from people like you. Even the biggest dumbasses live to see another day you know? I mean, to think how hard it must have been for you to learn to type, let alone make it over 2,000 posts on just one message board. Good for you buddy!!

If I ever make it to 1k, my biggest concern will be kooking Rick, but only when he says some good shit. He likes to be kooked. Like that time he snapped on Htown. I would have kooked him soo hard. I was nearly at full mast over that shit. 

[stephop]

[shannamal]

his clothing company is so painfully bad. it's like something that target would make to pander to 13 year old skateboarders

[shit_for_brains]

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I assumed the MJ thing was a joke.I watched leaving never land on saturday, but I fell asleep. My wife told me it was graphic.

[close]

He's as funny as you are smart.

I'm sure him planting this flag will help his shitty new shoe company a lot. I hope he posts like "Tommy Lynn Sells did nothing wrong!" or "Free Warren Jeffs!" next.

[close]

did you feel like I was sticking up for this Instagram post? I had no idea he was starting a shoe company, and I only stated tat I thought that the post was a joke.

[close]

No I felt like that was a dumb assumption and I feel like you felt like that too, then I said it in a way that made me chuckle a little. The rest of it wasn't directed at what you said as the space between statements indicates.

[close]

why was it a dumb assumption? He posted something ridiculous, I figured he was trying to be funny. I didn't say I found it funny.

[close]

I don't think you think it's funny or are endorsing Michael Jackson or Alphonzo Rawls' endorsement of Michael Jackson. I know what you were saying. We came to different conclusions about his post and I think yours is dumb.

[close]

why?

Does he have a secret history of subversive, dark, controversial jokes he turns comments off for that only you know about? Because I've read and listened to interviews with him and I think it's much more likely that he's saying he loves Michael Jackson no matter what, doesn't believe he fucked kids, and doesn't want to hear anyone say otherwise. I think that's a pretty obvious takeaway. I also think it's hilarious that he's taking this stance right now when he's basically the face of this new shoe brand. "Buy anmly shoes also Michael Jackson didn't fuck kids!"

[Beeda Weeda]

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I assumed the MJ thing was a joke.I watched leaving never land on saturday, but I fell asleep. My wife told me it was graphic.

[close]

He's as funny as you are smart.

I'm sure him planting this flag will help his shitty new shoe company a lot. I hope he posts like "Tommy Lynn Sells did nothing wrong!" or "Free Warren Jeffs!" next.

[close]

did you feel like I was sticking up for this Instagram post? I had no idea he was starting a shoe company, and I only stated tat I thought that the post was a joke.

[close]

No I felt like that was a dumb assumption and I feel like you felt like that too, then I said it in a way that made me chuckle a little. The rest of it wasn't directed at what you said as the space between statements indicates.

[close]

why was it a dumb assumption? He posted something ridiculous, I figured he was trying to be funny. I didn't say I found it funny.

[close]

I don't think you think it's funny or are endorsing Michael Jackson or Alphonzo Rawls' endorsement of Michael Jackson. I know what you were saying. We came to different conclusions about his post and I think yours is dumb.

[close]

why?

[close]

Does he have a secret history of subversive, dark, controversial jokes he turns comments off for that only you know about? Because I've read and listened to interviews with him and I think it's much more likely that he's saying he loves Michael Jackson no matter what, doesn't believe he fucked kids, and doesn't want to hear anyone say otherwise. I think that's a pretty obvious takeaway. I also think it's hilarious that he's taking this stance right now when he's basically the face of this new shoe brand. "Buy anmly shoes also Michael Jackson didn't fuck kids!"

well, I didn't know that about him. I apologize for not having the same deep background history on Alphonso rawls that you have.
Why not just state that in your first post instead of saying he was as funny as I was smart.
You attempted to attack my character or intelligence instead of having an actual conversation. Why?

[shit_for_brains]

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I assumed the MJ thing was a joke.I watched leaving never land on saturday, but I fell asleep. My wife told me it was graphic.

[close]

He's as funny as you are smart.

I'm sure him planting this flag will help his shitty new shoe company a lot. I hope he posts like "Tommy Lynn Sells did nothing wrong!" or "Free Warren Jeffs!" next.

[close]

did you feel like I was sticking up for this Instagram post? I had no idea he was starting a shoe company, and I only stated tat I thought that the post was a joke.

[close]

No I felt like that was a dumb assumption and I feel like you felt like that too, then I said it in a way that made me chuckle a little. The rest of it wasn't directed at what you said as the space between statements indicates.

[close]

why was it a dumb assumption? He posted something ridiculous, I figured he was trying to be funny. I didn't say I found it funny.

[close]

I don't think you think it's funny or are endorsing Michael Jackson or Alphonzo Rawls' endorsement of Michael Jackson. I know what you were saying. We came to different conclusions about his post and I think yours is dumb.

[close]

why?

[close]

Does he have a secret history of subversive, dark, controversial jokes he turns comments off for that only you know about? Because I've read and listened to interviews with him and I think it's much more likely that he's saying he loves Michael Jackson no matter what, doesn't believe he fucked kids, and doesn't want to hear anyone say otherwise. I think that's a pretty obvious takeaway. I also think it's hilarious that he's taking this stance right now when he's basically the face of this new shoe brand. "Buy anmly shoes also Michael Jackson didn't fuck kids!"

[close]

well, I didn't know that about him. I apologize for not having the same deep background history on Alphonso rawls that you have.
Why not just state that in your first post instead of saying he was as funny as I was smart.
You attempted to attack my character or intelligence instead of having an actual conversation. Why?

It's a zing. I zinged you. Do I have to explain zinging?

[Beeda Weeda]

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I assumed the MJ thing was a joke.I watched leaving never land on saturday, but I fell asleep. My wife told me it was graphic.

[close]

He's as funny as you are smart.

I'm sure him planting this flag will help his shitty new shoe company a lot. I hope he posts like "Tommy Lynn Sells did nothing wrong!" or "Free Warren Jeffs!" next.

[close]

did you feel like I was sticking up for this Instagram post? I had no idea he was starting a shoe company, and I only stated tat I thought that the post was a joke.

[close]

No I felt like that was a dumb assumption and I feel like you felt like that too, then I said it in a way that made me chuckle a little. The rest of it wasn't directed at what you said as the space between statements indicates.

[close]

why was it a dumb assumption? He posted something ridiculous, I figured he was trying to be funny. I didn't say I found it funny.

[close]

I don't think you think it's funny or are endorsing Michael Jackson or Alphonzo Rawls' endorsement of Michael Jackson. I know what you were saying. We came to different conclusions about his post and I think yours is dumb.

[close]

why?

[close]

Does he have a secret history of subversive, dark, controversial jokes he turns comments off for that only you know about? Because I've read and listened to interviews with him and I think it's much more likely that he's saying he loves Michael Jackson no matter what, doesn't believe he fucked kids, and doesn't want to hear anyone say otherwise. I think that's a pretty obvious takeaway. I also think it's hilarious that he's taking this stance right now when he's basically the face of this new shoe brand. "Buy anmly shoes also Michael Jackson didn't fuck kids!"

[close]

well, I didn't know that about him. I apologize for not having the same deep background history on Alphonso rawls that you have.
Why not just state that in your first post instead of saying he was as funny as I was smart.
You attempted to attack my character or intelligence instead of having an actual conversation. Why?

[close]

It's a zing. I zinged you. Do I have to explain zinging?

why though?we aren't friends?  I don't zing you. Did I hurt at some point? I get the feeling you don't like me, online.

[TurdyBird]

oh my god, you guys need to shut the fuck up, or start pming at this point.

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I assumed the MJ thing was a joke.I watched leaving never land on saturday, but I fell asleep. My wife told me it was graphic.

[close]

He's as funny as you are smart.

I'm sure him planting this flag will help his shitty new shoe company a lot. I hope he posts like "Tommy Lynn Sells did nothing wrong!" or "Free Warren Jeffs!" next.

[close]

did you feel like I was sticking up for this Instagram post? I had no idea he was starting a shoe company, and I only stated tat I thought that the post was a joke.

[close]

No I felt like that was a dumb assumption and I feel like you felt like that too, then I said it in a way that made me chuckle a little. The rest of it wasn't directed at what you said as the space between statements indicates.

[close]

why was it a dumb assumption? He posted something ridiculous, I figured he was trying to be funny. I didn't say I found it funny.

[close]

I don't think you think it's funny or are endorsing Michael Jackson or Alphonzo Rawls' endorsement of Michael Jackson. I know what you were saying. We came to different conclusions about his post and I think yours is dumb.

[close]

why?

[close]

Does he have a secret history of subversive, dark, controversial jokes he turns comments off for that only you know about? Because I've read and listened to interviews with him and I think it's much more likely that he's saying he loves Michael Jackson no matter what, doesn't believe he fucked kids, and doesn't want to hear anyone say otherwise. I think that's a pretty obvious takeaway. I also think it's hilarious that he's taking this stance right now when he's basically the face of this new shoe brand. "Buy anmly shoes also Michael Jackson didn't fuck kids!"

[close]

well, I didn't know that about him. I apologize for not having the same deep background history on Alphonso rawls that you have.
Why not just state that in your first post instead of saying he was as funny as I was smart.
You attempted to attack my character or intelligence instead of having an actual conversation. Why?

[close]

It's a zing. I zinged you. Do I have to explain zinging?

[close]

why though?we aren't friends?  I don't zing you. Did I hurt at some point? I get the feeling you don't like me, online.

You're confusing zings with insults

[TurdyBird]

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Refreshing to see Tate OP of a new episode post! Not that it matters, but its the principle damnit!

[close]

you seem like someone who is just trying to get to 1000 posts so you can kook that one guy who did you dirty... so turdy, who done ya durdy?

[close]

Wow dude, you got me.

 It's really inspiring to read posts from people like you. Even the biggest dumbasses live to see another day you know? I mean, to think how hard it must have been for you to learn to type, let alone make it over 2,000 posts on just one message board. Good for you buddy!!

If I ever make it to 1k, my biggest concern will be kooking Rick, but only when he says some good shit. He likes to be kooked. Like that time he snapped on Htown. I would have kooked him soo hard. I was nearly at full mast over that shit. 

[close]

Won't even make a dent

I thought your whole goal was to make it to -1000 rep? I really don't care about rep though. Otherwise I'd be trying to paneer to get back to positive, and probably sink lower into the negatives.

I choose to be harsh with my words and not the button I choose to press. I'm a reeeaaaal big, bad, internet tough guy.