Author Topic: Nora Vasconcellos Is Lowkey Beefing With Lizzie Armanto (And I'm Here For It)  (Read 153272 times)

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i don't want to link to the channel because is promotes athiesm.

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I bet Axel has like a huge dong or something. Yea, yea that has to have something to do with all of this. OP add this in. Nora is jealous of her sk8er boi.
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NOW the plot thickens!

I'd like to see the uncut footage. Might add some girth to her arguments.

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A brand used purple to market a product to girls? Nora should sue!

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Damn, hope Nora doesn't come at Dylan next.

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who ever kisses me the best gets the trademark to the color purple

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who ever kisses me the best gets the trademark to the color purple

Kisses you on which lips ?

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hahaha so good!
I was just thinking of doing a Morpheus meme along the lines of “what if I told you prince owned the color purple?” But this is so much better 😂

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Hey guys, I have an idea.

W H A T  I F  P U R P L E  I S  J U S T  A  G O O D  C O L O R ?

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  • la patineta no se mancha
hey nora called lavander first

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Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And everything you do
Yeah they were all purple


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Purple shapes are Nora’s thing!
Which lately Lizzie’s been copying

[sing to tune of Purple Haze]

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Lizzie just had an interview about olympics on Finland’s only skate mag and she said that she wanted to free space up to someone else on US team...
Wow, they're both tied in the ego department…

But I'm sick of seeing Lizzie's side-eye portraits in every ad. Nora wins.

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Nora is beefing with Lizzie and the beef looks to be one sided so Nora looks insecure. Team Lizzie.

Here Come The Lame Jets

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IF there is a beef, and not a lesbian tryst they’re trying to keep hush-hush, they are doing it like adults and professionals, and not causing mud.

Very shalom

Theyre trying to keep the mud under wraps. What were here for is to cause the mud to rise to the surface

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uncovering the conspiracies of petty purple people!!! this is pretty nuts, but i agree nora seems more wacked out on this one

nice banner seymour  8) also Chavo those cara beth shoes are rad !

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Fucking a. They’re both in the olympics so who gives a shit what team you ride for, nobody because it’s the fucking olympics.

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Please spend more time outside.... inside, continuing this investigation. Thank you.

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Please spend more time outside.... inside, continuing this investigation. Thank you.
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i stan links pics n quotes

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Can not understand the Nora hype.  Quirky?  More like fucking annoying.  Lizzie just seems like a low key ripper.  The slams she took on the loop and then still going for it are extremely respectful.  We get it Nora, you can kickflip pivot fakie while looking like Grimace from McDonalds.

edit: #teamlizzie

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Please spend more time outside.... inside, continuing this investigation. Thank you.
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Yes please, this is intriguing. The subtle cattiness, everything.

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This not what adderall was invented for.

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I noticed that Nora and Lizzie don't follow each other on Instagram. They follow every other female skater, except each other. Mmm... something fishy is going on...

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Lame thread.

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The purple thing I get why she is complaining, but that's business. The comments about what country you play for in the Olympics sounded a little ignorant. I wonder if the OP heard about this beef through the industry or is grasping at straws and making something out of nothing. All you have to do is go up and ask them at a skate park.

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More than anything, this thread has reminded me how good Purple Rain is, and how weird the movie was.


i don’t think any of you are real, i think slap was invented by my mom to make me think people want to talk to me

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This is the best thread on here is some time, thanks for the effort.

That interview in Finland is fucking great, it seems to be just sinking in how weird what she signed up for is going to be.

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