Author Topic: Nora Vasconcellos Is Lowkey Beefing With Lizzie Armanto (And I'm Here For It)  (Read 155195 times)

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Mickey Knox

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Damn! I respect the work put into this OP. Can always count on slap to air out any and all beef.

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I bet Axel has like a huge dong or something. Yea, yea that has to have something to do with all of this. OP add this in. Nora is jealous of her sk8er boi.
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NOW the plot thickens!

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I hope this ends up in a cat fight

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Lizzie just had an interview about olympics on Finland’s only skate mag and she said that she wanted to free space up to someone else on US team...

What people say and what people actually think are two very different things.

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funniest thing is how defensive she is over the color lavender

She feels someone is stealing her gimmick I guess.
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You know, part of me is just like, you know, if I'm going to do the Olympics, I'm gonna do it for America because that's where I'm from. I only speak English.
Damn that is some wack ass shit.
Pride in country, nationalism, patriotism, that shit is wack.
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That being said, I can respect people in the military for what they do.
She is talking shit about Lizzy for not speaking Finnish?
Get off your high horse prissy.
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Op good work uncovering lavendergate. Nora has gotten an ego or jealousy it seems and it’s a bad look for her. It kinda obvious she’s talking about Lizzie but Nora would probably never admit it.

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#teamlizzie

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I always thought that Lizzie picking the same signature was kinda weird but Nora is looking like a bitch in the situation. #TeamLizzie, she skates better anyway.

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Scroll up and see if she is on the advertising banner giving all of us the stink eye
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Excellent, please continue.

Just because Lizzie can't speak Finnish doesn't mean her riding for them isn't legit. Getting dual citizenship in Scandinavian countries ain't just some ol' bullshit.

Who really got the claim on purple?

Is Nora core? Is Lizzie jock? Vice versa?

This is truly what Slap is for.
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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Scroll up and see if she is on the advertising banner giving all of us the stink eye

That's just her being so darn quirky/unique. And all while, wearing lavender,  Great Caesar's ghost!

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Nora is just pissy cause she didn't think of skating for Portugal.

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Op good work uncovering lavendergate. Nora has gotten an ego or jealousy it seems and it’s a bad look for her. It kinda obvious she’s talking about Lizzie but Nora would probably never admit it.

Teamlizzie
Please rename this thread LAVENDERGATE

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Richie Jackson claimed purple first.

#teamrichie4theolympics

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Unironically think Nora is jealous of Lizzie because she's better looking than her 

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wow youre telling me more than one girl likes purple and cats?!

thanks for making me feel better about what i do with my spare time.

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I love Lizzie because she loves Amanda Palmer but I absolutely fucking hate myself because I love Amanda Palmer so I’m all in for Nora I guess.

Has vans ever put out a piece on Lizzie?


TK should green light the faux-lavendist


#LavenderGate

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elissa steamer would never do some goofball shit like this

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Hold up is she really hating on someone skating for a team that’s actually part of her nationality ?



I’m just saying if I did the loop, I wouldn’t be surprised if people wanna hate on me


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elissa steamer would never do some goofball shit like this
Amen to that brotha.
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replay of the kanye 50 cent battle in which fans vote with their wallets and both sides move more units

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Richie Jackson claimed purple first.

#teamrichie4theolympics
actually Crimson and Magenta did but you don’t see them getting their knickers in a knot

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Just wait till Lizzie gets her inevitable lavender indy colorway and Nora tries to ignore the fact that her Krux model rotted on clearance.

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Axel and Nora both ride for Oj. I personally like Nora better mainly because of her quirkiness. Their both cool but I’d rather hang with Nora.
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I have a soft spot for SISU's and she rides normal boards

go Liz

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Sorry if it's been mentioned in other threads, but Vans put out lavender Cara-beth shoes a (long) while back. That has been her trademark "color" since the early '80s.


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can someone photoshop the movie poster for "the color purple"

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funniest most boring and sad thing is how defensive she is over the color lavender