Nora Vasconcellos Is Lowkey Beefing With Lizzie Armanto (And I'm Here For It)

[slappies]

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I don't know what's worse, the siong or the the fact you've heard of it.

I live in this city and can confirm that everyone here fucking hates UWO kids.

[nasalcrilltobackpaddle]

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With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.

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Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.

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Do the girls have to go through a rigorous screening process before you fuck them? Do you shave? Or are the girls licking your hairy balls while you be a hypocrite and don't yourself?

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No, all the girls I've been with just happened to shave. I trim these days but didnt always. I've definitely had chicks give me head and pause because they had to get a pube out of their mouth. I was going through my sex tapes yesterday on my phone and at the beginning of one of them this girl had to stop like 3 times cuz of the pubes in her mouth. She laughed it off after the 3rd time though. It's a good watch, you can hear KOTR 2012 playing in the background at full volume.

1) if you morons don't realize that you will do a better job going down on her if she doesn't have a jungle bush, you can't be helped

2) when it's time to fuck, this is the only kotr video that really gets the pussy wet:

[Silky Johnson]

Team bush

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Slap pals are lowkey giving out sex advice (and I am here for it)

If advice is available on this topic can someone give the mechanics on shaving your scrotum please? I can't imagine how I could get it hairless without carnage, and I'm too old for Reddit. TIA

[butterballs for jerry]

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Slap pals are lowkey giving out sex advice (and I am here for it)

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If advice is available on this topic can someone give the mechanics on shaving your scrotum please? I can't imagine how I could get it hairless without carnage, and I'm too old for Reddit. TIA

Don't even bother. Shaving has too many opportunities for cuts/ingrown hairs on the ballsack, plus the stubble will itch and be prickly to you and whoever is going down there,  so you have to constantly shave to get rid of it.

Just get a beard trimmer and go no-guard as close as you dare. Hand eye coordination is key, maximum effort, don't be listening to a podcast mid trim. It's you and your ballsack, hand in hand.

[Madam, I'm Adam]

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Slap pals are lowkey giving out sex advice (and I am here for it)

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If advice is available on this topic can someone give the mechanics on shaving your scrotum please? I can't imagine how I could get it hairless without carnage, and I'm too old for Reddit. TIA

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Don't even bother. Shaving has too many opportunities for cuts/ingrown hairs on the ballsack, plus the stubble will itch and be prickly to you and whoever is going down there,  so you have to constantly shave to get rid of it.

Just get a beard trimmer and go no-guard as close as you dare. Hand eye coordination is key, maximum effort, don't be listening to a podcast mid trim. It's you and your ballsack, hand in hand.

Yeah, and don't use scissors either. I learned that the hard way.

Re: bush, I don't mind it. Many women like to have their hair played with and gently pulled while receiving oral. You might get a hair or two in your mouth, but just be glad you're having sex for god's sake.

[SlapRhaters]

I don’t really have a problem with a little bush but hair on the legs is just not something I am okay with.

[bbk]

Holy fuck you guy's suck. Girls are also human, humans have hair.

[SodaJerk]

Team Bush
Anyone that will knock back a female or male over some hair is some kind of weak millennial internet baby. Put hair, leg hair, whatever, either your attracted to them or your not.
Grow the Fuck up. @ me all you want

[slobplant]

Team Bush
Anyone that will knock back a female or male over some hair is some kind of weak millennial internet baby. Put hair, leg hair, whatever, either your attracted to them or your not.
Grow the Fuck up. @ me all you want

My gf told me her one ex when she was like 19 wouldn't fuck her unless she would cleanly shave everything that day. Sounded like some weird pedo shit to me..

[SodaJerk]

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Team Bush
Anyone that will knock back a female or male over some hair is some kind of weak millennial internet baby. Put hair, leg hair, whatever, either your attracted to them or your not.
Grow the Fuck up. @ me all you want

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My gf told me her one ex when she was like 19 wouldn't fuck her unless she would cleanly shave everything that day. Sounded like some weird pedo shit to me..

I hope she punched him in the throat and told him to get the fuck out of the house.
I’m not against hair removal but it’s up to the individual if the want to or not.

[Schneaumunn]

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Slap pals are lowkey giving out sex advice (and I am here for it)

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If advice is available on this topic can someone give the mechanics on shaving your scrotum please? I can't imagine how I could get it hairless without carnage, and I'm too old for Reddit. TIA

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Don't even bother. Shaving has too many opportunities for cuts/ingrown hairs on the ballsack, plus the stubble will itch and be prickly to you and whoever is going down there,  so you have to constantly shave to get rid of it.

Just get a beard trimmer and go no-guard as close as you dare. Hand eye coordination is key, maximum effort, don't be listening to a podcast mid trim. It's you and your ballsack, hand in hand.

DO NOT “go no-guard”. Use the shortest guard available. Those crosscut teeth on a beard trimmer will bite the shit out of the tender chicken skin of your coin purse.

[Eds_gallerist]

Team Bush
Anyone that will knock back a female or male over some hair is some kind of weak millennial internet baby. Put hair, leg hair, whatever, either your attracted to them or your not.
Grow the Fuck up. @ me all you want

Fully agree with you but it has nothing to do with being millenial or not. In my experience older generations are even more conservative about that topic than the young ones. I remember how I accidentally started a discussion among the whole family when I shaved my armpits (as a male). It was incredible how much they were uncomfortable with that.

[smellsdead]

DO NOT “go no-guard”. Use the shortest guard available. Those crosscut teeth on a beard trimmer will bite the shit out of the tender chicken skin of your coin purse.

agreed, you ever had your ear nicked during a hair cut? imagine your hog with moving metal teeth gliding over it. not sketchy at all...

[SodaJerk]

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Team Bush
Anyone that will knock back a female or male over some hair is some kind of weak millennial internet baby. Put hair, leg hair, whatever, either your attracted to them or your not.
Grow the Fuck up. @ me all you want

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Fully agree with you but it has nothing to do with being millenial or not. In my experience older generations are even more conservative about that topic than the young ones. I remember how I accidentally started a discussion among the whole family when I shaved my armpits (as a male). It was incredible how much they were uncomfortable with that.

Fair enough, I was just being belligerent and edgy by saying millennials. Porn has ruined people’s perception though.

[Eskorbut0]

I prefer bush

[Kanye Omari West]

Holy fuck you guy's suck. Girls are also human, humans have hair.

Usually when females (and apparently mfs in this thread) play that card, there's no type of hygiene involved with that shit. Yes humans have hair. No. It's not an excuse to not trim that shit.

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Slap pals are lowkey giving out sex advice (and I am here for it)

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If advice is available on this topic can someone give the mechanics on shaving your scrotum please? I can't imagine how I could get it hairless without carnage, and I'm too old for Reddit. TIA

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Don't even bother. Shaving has too many opportunities for cuts/ingrown hairs on the ballsack, plus the stubble will itch and be prickly to you and whoever is going down there,  so you have to constantly shave to get rid of it.

Just get a beard trimmer and go no-guard as close as you dare. Hand eye coordination is key, maximum effort, don't be listening to a podcast mid trim. It's you and your ballsack, hand in hand.

I actually had my worst cut using a beard trimmer. The skin moved and a wrinkle got between the teeth and cut my sack. Like if you folded a paper and cut a small slice on the folded edge.

All you have to do is get in a hot shower so your skin loosens up, and go with the grain, don't put pressure on the razor just kinda let it lightly touch. Best to trim as much as you can ahead of time with a beard trimmer. After you're done use some conditioner on the shaved areas for the next week of showers to almost totally eliminate any itching. If you do it right you'll be feeling like Johnny Sins after.

Edit: You just wanna grab your dong and maybe part of your balls and hold it in different directions to get to all the areas. When you are holding it in different areas you can adjust a little and get the skin smooth to make it easier, but as long as you don't put too much pressure you don't need a perfect surface.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

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Team Bush
Anyone that will knock back a female or male over some hair is some kind of weak millennial internet baby. Put hair, leg hair, whatever, either your attracted to them or your not.
Grow the Fuck up. @ me all you want

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My gf told me her one ex when she was like 19 wouldn't fuck her unless she would cleanly shave everything that day. Sounded like some weird pedo shit to me..

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I hope she punched him in the throat and told him to get the fuck out of the house.
I’m not against hair removal but it’s up to the individual if the want to or not.

Punch him in the throat?   Not if she wanted the d I guess.  She'd have to go shave her shit.  I personally don't mind womens pubic hair or arm pit hair really.  All g.

[Eds_gallerist]

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Holy fuck you guy's suck. Girls are also human, humans have hair.

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Usually when females (and apparently mfs in this thread) play that card, there's no type of hygiene involved with that shit. Yes humans have hair. No. It's not an excuse to not trim that shit.

What? In fact, you are less prone to infections and sexually transmitted diseases without shaving. I am not pro or con shaving but saying that people with public hair are inhygienic is fairly stupid.

[Kanye Omari West]

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Holy fuck you guy's suck. Girls are also human, humans have hair.

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Usually when females (and apparently mfs in this thread) play that card, there's no type of hygiene involved with that shit. Yes humans have hair. No. It's not an excuse to not trim that shit.

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What? In fact, you are less prone to infections and sexually transmitted diseases without shaving. I am not pro or con shaving but saying that people with public hair are inhygienic is fairly stupid.

That's not what I said. I said trimming it and then elaborated to keeping the shit orderly. Wash it. Whether it's pubic or pits.

[Eds_gallerist]

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Holy fuck you guy's suck. Girls are also human, humans have hair.

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Usually when females (and apparently mfs in this thread) play that card, there's no type of hygiene involved with that shit. Yes humans have hair. No. It's not an excuse to not trim that shit.

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What? In fact, you are less prone to infections and sexually transmitted diseases without shaving. I am not pro or con shaving but saying that people with public hair are inhygienic is fairly stupid.

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That's not what I said. I said trimming it and then elaborated to keeping the shit orderly. Wash it. Whether it's pubic or pits.

Misunderstood then.

[Abyss1]

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Holy fuck you guy's suck. Girls are also human, humans have hair.

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Usually when females (and apparently mfs in this thread) play that card, there's no type of hygiene involved with that shit. Yes humans have hair. No. It's not an excuse to not trim that shit.

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What? In fact, you are less prone to infections and sexually transmitted diseases without shaving. I am not pro or con shaving but saying that people with public hair are inhygienic is fairly stupid.

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That's not what I said. I said trimming it and then elaborated to keeping the shit orderly. Wash it. Whether it's pubic or pits.

Fun fact hair makes things smell more...

[SHIREFLIP]

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Holy fuck you guy's suck. Girls are also human, humans have hair.

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Usually when females (and apparently mfs in this thread) play that card, there's no type of hygiene involved with that shit. Yes humans have hair. No. It's not an excuse to not trim that shit.

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What? In fact, you are less prone to infections and sexually transmitted diseases without shaving. I am not pro or con shaving but saying that people with public hair are inhygienic is fairly stupid.

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That's not what I said. I said trimming it and then elaborated to keeping the shit orderly. Wash it. Whether it's pubic or pits.

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Fun fact hair makes things smell more...

What if the hair is purple, though?

[lilboosie]

There’s a reason hair grows on ya nuts

You gotta keep them little swimmers at optimal temp at all time. Summer time you have them
Shits shaved, winter time you get that muthifuckn beard on ya nutz

[papo]

I just watched Lizzie on Vans Park Series. She would destroy Nora.

[Schneaumunn]

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Holy fuck you guy's suck. Girls are also human, humans have hair.

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Usually when females (and apparently mfs in this thread) play that card, there's no type of hygiene involved with that shit. Yes humans have hair. No. It's not an excuse to not trim that shit.

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What? In fact, you are less prone to infections and sexually transmitted diseases without shaving. I am not pro or con shaving but saying that people with public hair are inhygienic is fairly stupid.

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That's not what I said. I said trimming it and then elaborated to keeping the shit orderly. Wash it. Whether it's pubic or pits.

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Fun fact hair makes things smell more...

Having been weaned on whatever Playboys/Penthouse mags my crew and i found on our travels in the 1970s, (seriously, there must have been a Johnny Appleseed of Porn who kept 70s-80s kids laced with mags) I like a muff like a New York slice 🍕, no visible labia. Shit dark like Vantablack 😎

[Milo Yambags]

Can we rename this thread "How you like your pubes served to you"?

[Bald Faced Hornet]

I’d fuck anything legal.

[padded_shorts]

I’d fuck anything legal.

Not all heroes wear capes