Author Topic: name your fantasy skate deck company (Read 2541 times)

turtleboy86 · « **on:** July 31, 2019, 10:59:34 PM »

since there are a lot of new companies coming out with debate in their names being clever and exciting can we come up with better ones?

off the top of my head:

attic skateboards

hmm, this is hard!

helm skateboards?

anyone else?

Gray Imp Sausage Metal · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2019, 11:00:47 PM »

falafel skateboards (its sister company is hummus wheels)

turtleboy86 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2019, 11:02:42 PM »

ha ^ id buy product called hummus

Crack Whore · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2019, 11:32:27 PM »

Boof hardware and it's little buttplugs instead of clinched fists

JollyOli · « **Reply #4 on:** August 01, 2019, 01:34:33 AM »

January
February
March

May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December

pdknox · « **Reply #5 on:** August 01, 2019, 06:00:32 AM »

weve already gone over this. its called Muskalogy.. we are turning Jon Dickson pro first

HugeBodBoyle · « **Reply #6 on:** August 01, 2019, 06:07:35 AM »

Girl'd Industries

Just do rip offs of all the iconic World graphics but with the Female symbol instead.

I'd buy a Girl logo napping in a melon patch in a heartbeat.

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #7 on:** August 01, 2019, 06:07:57 AM »

shalom skateboards, everyone is on the team... except for andrew reynolds.

slobplant · « **Reply #8 on:** August 01, 2019, 06:17:19 AM »

Bushwack bearing co. everyone on the team still skates bones swiss though

fang · « **Reply #9 on:** August 01, 2019, 07:02:59 AM »

Skin Side Down Skateboards, first pro: Weckingball

Roisto · « **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2019, 07:45:46 AM »

Sativa Lung · « **Reply #11 on:** August 01, 2019, 07:49:21 AM »

Freaking Excellent

HugeBodBoyle · « **Reply #12 on:** August 01, 2019, 08:18:50 AM »

Quote from: Roisto on August 01, 2019, 07:45:46 AM

CAN'T COMPLAIN

sharkin · « **Reply #13 on:** August 01, 2019, 08:33:39 AM »

Quote from: ShoeProblem on August 01, 2019, 06:07:35 AM

Girl'd Industries

Just do rip offs of all the iconic World graphics but with the Female symbol instead.

I'd buy a Girl logo napping in a melon patch in a heartbeat.

These ideas are too good to give away for free

Reese · « **Reply #14 on:** August 01, 2019, 09:11:57 AM »

Quote from: feedmeseymour on August 01, 2019, 06:07:57 AM

shalom skateboards, everyone is on the team... except for andrew reynolds.

* shalom crew

SS = nah fam

SC = Infinite shalom potential

Clark_After_Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** August 01, 2019, 09:30:28 AM »

Quote from: Roisto on August 01, 2019, 07:45:46 AM

johnes · « **Reply #16 on:** August 01, 2019, 09:33:01 AM »

Sex skateboards because let’s just be real bras, SEX SELLS
AMIFUCKINRITEAMEN
oh wait there is someone out there doing Sex skateboards already...

chipped tail · « **Reply #17 on:** August 01, 2019, 10:16:21 AM »

call it Fine China and all the products are made in Mexico

Cranberry Relish · « **Reply #18 on:** August 01, 2019, 01:31:50 PM »

"Cheeks" All graphics are butt-cheeks, Chico Brenes is the team

formula420 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 01, 2019, 01:36:40 PM »

Quote from: Cranberry Relish on August 01, 2019, 01:31:50 PM

"Cheeks" All graphics are butt-cheeks, Chico Brenes is the team

And they deliberately leave neen out of it

GAY · « **Reply #20 on:** August 01, 2019, 01:39:16 PM »

I feel like a skate company called Nude Doodz would definitely check some of my fantasy boxes. Whale Cock came close, but was kind-of gross rather than sexy.

Cranberry Relish · « **Reply #21 on:** August 01, 2019, 01:52:46 PM »

Quote from: GAY on August 01, 2019, 01:39:16 PM

I feel like a skate company called Nude Doodz would definitely check some of my fantasy boxes. Whale Cock came close, but was kind-of gross rather than sexy.

I'd skate a Nude Dood

mongopushingmallgraber · « **Reply #22 on:** August 01, 2019, 01:53:46 PM »

Flip Skateboards in 2001

NORTHBYMIDWEST · « **Reply #23 on:** August 01, 2019, 02:49:24 PM »

Nuisance Bear

JamesFardy · « **Reply #24 on:** August 01, 2019, 02:53:17 PM »

PDA

backinaction · « **Reply #25 on:** August 01, 2019, 03:05:32 PM »

Mass Transit Disaster

43 · « **Reply #26 on:** August 01, 2019, 03:13:15 PM »

Quote from: GAY on August 01, 2019, 01:39:16 PM

I feel like a skate company called Nude Doodz would definitely check some of my fantasy boxes. Whale Cock came close, but was kind-of gross rather than sexy.

Hell yeah, name the video Reaming the Pubes and you've got a customer.

Alois Hitler Jr. · « **Reply #27 on:** August 01, 2019, 03:15:23 PM »

Compton Ass Terry Skateboards CATS

Rick_Kane · « **Reply #28 on:** August 01, 2019, 03:33:43 PM »

Joe Rogan Skateboards. Every graphic and design will be a picture of Joe Rogan. People will fucking love it.

jtownphx · « **Reply #29 on:** August 01, 2019, 03:37:04 PM »

Shalom-o Skateboards, our team consists of only tech dudes who skate really slow and all of our edits have just enough slow-mo replays to be annoying as hell

Quote from: Rick_Kane on August 01, 2019, 03:33:43 PM

Joe Rogan Skateboards. Every graphic and design will be a picture of Joe Rogan. People will fucking love it.

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Author Topic: name your fantasy skate deck company (Read 2541 times)

feedmeseymour

Reese

Rick_Kane