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I don't want to live in a world where...
« on: September 18, 2019, 09:39:10 PM »
- the boss doesn't skate emerica
- Prawn Powers is fully hooked by Palace and Chico only gets bro flow boxes

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2019, 09:54:00 PM »
Why do people complain about Shawn Powers being on palace but not Jamal Smith? I guess I know the answer in that it's an attitudinal thing but fuck they are equally (un)talented. Please don't link either's Sabotage 4 or Caviar parts in response to this (I much prefer SP in Caviar).
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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2019, 09:56:59 PM »
You could always compartmentalize your existence/focus into a minecraft server

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2019, 09:58:23 PM »
Life is strange, bro.

Also, don't forget we are a bunch of shitty semi-elitists who think we know better.

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2019, 10:17:45 PM »
- the boss doesn't skate emerica
- Prawn Powers is fully hooked by Palace and Chico only gets bro flow boxes


spoiler alert;


thats the world you live in.

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2019, 10:36:30 PM »
- the boss doesn't skate emerica
- Prawn Powers is fully hooked by Palace and Chico only gets bro flow boxes

Seeing as those things are now happening, do you for real no longer want to live in this world GISM? Are you suicidal? What about your child/ren? This thread is most concerning.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2019, 11:00:27 PM »
boo-hoo

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2019, 11:08:50 PM »
boo-hoo

Reynolds of a brand no one wears anymore

Im wearing romero emericas right now so i guess you're dumb.


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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2019, 11:10:27 PM »
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- the boss doesn't skate emerica
- Prawn Powers is fully hooked by Palace and Chico only gets bro flow boxes
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Seeing as those things are now happening, do you for real no longer want to live in this world GISM? Are you suicidal? What about your child/ren? This thread is most concerning.
nah, not at all, I was just making a sort of joke thread where I could vent about bullshit in the industry because I'm super busy at work at the moment and just needed a quick break. My kids/ family are fine! I guess the title sounded darker than I intended it to be...

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- a full-blown two-hatted wearing idiot is still getting circle jerked by the industry for the frontisde ollies he did in the late 80s despite kooking himself to infinity multiple times
- Jereme Rogers thinks it's okay to unleash his "music" on the public
- Ryan Lay isn't a millionaire
« Last Edit: September 18, 2019, 11:13:08 PM by Gay Imp Sausage Metal »

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2019, 11:26:07 PM »
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- the boss doesn't skate emerica
- Prawn Powers is fully hooked by Palace and Chico only gets bro flow boxes
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Seeing as those things are now happening, do you for real no longer want to live in this world GISM? Are you suicidal? What about your child/ren? This thread is most concerning.
[close]
nah, not at all, I was just making a sort of joke thread where I could vent about bullshit in the industry because I'm super busy at work at the moment and just needed a quick break. My kids/ family are fine! I guess the title sounded darker than I intended it to be...

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- a full-blown two-hatted wearing idiot is still getting circle jerked by the industry for the frontisde ollies he did in the late 80s despite kooking himself to infinity multiple times
- Jereme Rogers thinks it's okay to unleash his "music" on the public
- Ryan Lay isn't a millionaire

I feel this, its really not okay


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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2019, 11:45:43 PM »
boo-hoo

Reynolds of a brand no one wears anymore

Currently skating Reynolds G6 and they are great. Emerica isn’t my favorite brand but if they still make good cupsoles I’ll buy them.

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2019, 12:43:07 AM »
Around here no one wears Emerica’s and also around here JS is a fuckin G. I love that dude.

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2019, 01:13:41 AM »
... transition skating is referred to as "vert".
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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2019, 01:28:01 AM »
... transition skating is referred to as "vert".
no one says that

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2019, 01:44:35 AM »
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... transition skating is referred to as "vert".
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no one says that

Unfortunately some a lot of people do
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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2019, 01:58:14 AM »
- Heath kirchart is retired
- Dylan is gone
- Chico is without a board sponsor

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2019, 02:04:23 AM »
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- the boss doesn't skate emerica
- Prawn Powers is fully hooked by Palace and Chico only gets bro flow boxes
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Seeing as those things are now happening, do you for real no longer want to live in this world GISM? Are you suicidal? What about your child/ren? This thread is most concerning.
[close]
nah, not at all, I was just making a sort of joke thread where I could vent about bullshit in the industry because I'm super busy at work at the moment and just needed a quick break. My kids/ family are fine! I guess the title sounded darker than I intended it to be...

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- a full-blown two-hatted wearing idiot is still getting circle jerked by the industry for the frontisde ollies he did in the late 80s despite kooking himself to infinity multiple times
- Jereme Rogers thinks it's okay to unleash his "music" on the public
- Ryan Lay isn't a millionaire

For real. I've never understood the affinity people have for 10/10, the frontside ollie on the cover of ramp plans was pretty sick but other than that I'm kinda grabbing for straws when it comes to that dude haha

I don't want to live in a world where Julien Stranger footage/decks are a rare commodity.

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2019, 02:20:32 AM »
Why do people complain about Shawn Powers being on palace but not Jamal Smith? I guess I know the answer in that it's an attitudinal thing but fuck they are equally (un)talented. Please don't link either's Sabotage 4 or Caviar parts in response to this (I much prefer SP in Caviar).

are SP/Smith even considered fully "on" - yeah they might have smidges of parts/tricks in Palace vids but afaik neither of them have a pro board (not counting the palace/bronze decks SP did art for). From what I remember Smith "got on" just by tweeting Lev/Palace to send him some shit and it went from there. Dunno how anyone can have any qualms with Jamal Smith, might have been memey as fuck back in the day but he's always had an interesting trick selection, good style (to me anyway) and is a pretty humble fella. Glad Palace gave him the opportunity to have another wave in skating and get his shit out there.






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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2019, 03:10:36 AM »
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- the boss doesn't skate emerica
- Prawn Powers is fully hooked by Palace and Chico only gets bro flow boxes
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Seeing as those things are now happening, do you for real no longer want to live in this world GISM? Are you suicidal? What about your child/ren? This thread is most concerning.
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 Jereme Rogers thinks it's okay to unleash his "music" on the public

THIS

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2019, 03:24:56 AM »
Why do people complain about Shawn Powers being on palace but not Jamal Smith? I guess I know the answer in that it's an attitudinal thing but fuck they are equally (un)talented. Please don't link either's Sabotage 4 or Caviar parts in response to this (I much prefer SP in Caviar).
FOCUS PLZ. Jamal is a legend and shoulda been pro

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2019, 03:28:42 AM »
- Heath kirchart is retired
- Dylan is gone
- Chico is without a board sponsor

Remember the days when it was unheard of for a pro to not have a board sponsor?

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2019, 04:47:27 AM »
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- Heath kirchart is retired
- Dylan is gone
- Chico is without a board sponsor
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Remember the days when it was unheard of for a pro to not have a board sponsor?


Sure do, and to me it' still very strange that it's possible to maintain "pro-status" without a board these days...

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2019, 04:53:56 AM »
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- Heath kirchart is retired
- Dylan is gone
- Chico is without a board sponsor
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Remember the days when it was unheard of for a pro to not have a board sponsor?
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Sure do, and to me it' still very strange that it's possible to maintain "pro-status" without a board these days...

Yea i get it, but it is still just really weird.

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2019, 04:57:44 AM »
I dont want to live in a world


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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2019, 05:06:27 AM »
boo-hoo

Reynolds of a brand no one wears anymore

I have 3 pairs of Reynolds Low Vulcs. Most comfortable shoe I've ever worn.
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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2019, 05:11:30 AM »
I dont want to live in a world


Reynolds of Birdhouse



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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2019, 05:18:22 AM »
Where people post their set ups without fear of SFB

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2019, 05:35:22 AM »

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Re: I don't want to live in a world where...
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2019, 06:52:47 AM »
I don't want to live in a world where Reynolds's mom has to text him about getting a box of Vans. She should be on permanent mom flow by now.