Author Topic: Zach Allen?? (Read 12100 times)

eyodu · « **on:** November 24, 2019, 05:12:46 PM »

The Pyramids, the sphinx and now Zach Allen...

We need answers.

Where did he come from?

Why and how is he on baker?

ColinYourAssOut · « **Reply #1 on:** November 24, 2019, 05:14:31 PM »

Quote from: eyodu on November 24, 2019, 05:12:46 PM

The Pyramids, the sphinx and now Zach Allen...

We need answers.

Where did he come from?

Why and how is he on baker?

We're all as confused as you are, man.

honey island · « **Reply #2 on:** November 24, 2019, 05:18:13 PM »

truly staggering

just a soft reminder that this guy is in the baker/deathwish farm system and can't get a go. probably "too old"

hmmmokay · « **Reply #3 on:** November 24, 2019, 05:23:52 PM »

Quote from: honey island on November 24, 2019, 05:18:13 PM

truly staggering

just a soft reminder that this guy is in the baker/deathwish farm system and can't get a go. probably "too old"

Not sure how I missed this, what a sick part. This would've fit nicely in Baker 4.

straight · « **Reply #4 on:** November 24, 2019, 06:07:14 PM »

holy fuck i never saw that part .. that dude rules

sfa · « **Reply #5 on:** November 24, 2019, 06:10:13 PM »

Frankie heck’s recent footage not being in B4 is a shame.

SHIREFLIP · « **Reply #6 on:** November 24, 2019, 06:28:26 PM »

Ostensibly, it’s because his mom is dummy thicc.

Juice.

KRKD1 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 24, 2019, 06:29:41 PM »

Zach Allen? Nick Palmquist? Pyramid? Giza? Skateboards? What does it all mean?

NoComply180 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 24, 2019, 06:30:57 PM »

Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.

Rick_Kane · « **Reply #9 on:** November 24, 2019, 06:32:03 PM »

Quote from: SHIREFLIP on November 24, 2019, 06:28:26 PM

Ostensibly, it’s because his mom is dummy thicc.

Juice.

She also provided us with real time footy during the premiere, even though she's a garbage filmer, but hey she ain't getting paid fo that

SHIREFLIP · « **Reply #10 on:** November 24, 2019, 06:36:45 PM »

Quote from: Rick_Kane on November 24, 2019, 06:32:03 PM

Quote from: SHIREFLIP on November 24, 2019, 06:28:26 PM
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Ostensibly, it’s because his mom is dummy thicc.

Juice.
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She also provided us with real time footy during the premiere, even though she's a garbage filmer, but hey she ain't getting paid fo that

Belee dat!

Just Giver · « **Reply #11 on:** November 24, 2019, 07:18:55 PM »

Zach Allen seemed like he was actually mad during the play-fight hijinks with the talented kids in Baker 4.

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #12 on:** November 24, 2019, 07:35:31 PM »

Pop like Pine, bad drunk, bad everything else...

Tommy G · « **Reply #13 on:** November 24, 2019, 08:09:02 PM »

Quote from: honey island on November 24, 2019, 05:18:13 PM

truly staggering

just a soft reminder that this guy is in the baker/deathwish farm system and can't get a go. probably "too old"

I don't even understand. That part was more fun to watch than what Baker's put out in 10 years.

Dooky-shoes · « **Reply #14 on:** November 24, 2019, 08:17:54 PM »

Funny how this turned into a frankie heck appreciation thread but that part is rad. So smooth and unique trick selection.

DemonCarcass · « **Reply #15 on:** November 24, 2019, 08:22:35 PM »

Frankie Heck rules. Def being slept on.

camel filters · « **Reply #16 on:** November 24, 2019, 08:27:01 PM »

I can understand having him on if he provides hijinx and charisma. But from the video, kid seems duller than a bag of poorly rolled blunts.

TK wasn't the best skater but he had catch phrases for days and they still use "fuck with Baker" and "get there while you can" for shake junt/baker marketing so he was worth every penny.

DCLOVE · « **Reply #17 on:** November 24, 2019, 08:52:31 PM »

Quote from: Just Giver on November 24, 2019, 07:18:55 PM

Zach Allen seemed like he was actually mad during the play-fight hijinks with the talented kids in Baker 4.

my buddy grew up with him and while they watched it on someone’s live stream he’s was like fuck this kid I still remember when he cried cause he lost a game of skate at Pedlow. He got so heated recounting all the times Zach Allen was a bitch and now he tries to cool guy them when comes over .

Ed boy · « **Reply #18 on:** November 24, 2019, 09:05:42 PM »

Why is Frankie Heck homie flow?
Why is Zach Allen on the team?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.

sk8ordontordie · « **Reply #19 on:** November 24, 2019, 09:22:31 PM »

Post pics of his mom

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #20 on:** November 24, 2019, 09:47:10 PM »

Heard bakerboys dropped their flowgram so there’s that

bo bice · « **Reply #21 on:** November 24, 2019, 10:29:42 PM »

that Frankie Heck part deserved more shine, goddamn

Pavs323 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 24, 2019, 10:50:58 PM »

Quote from: Just Giver on November 24, 2019, 07:18:55 PM

Zach Allen seemed like he was actually mad during the play-fight hijinks with the talented kids in Baker 4.

I noticed that too. I could feel the awkwardness through the screen.

Dopethrone · « **Reply #23 on:** November 24, 2019, 10:51:39 PM »

Quote from: NoComply180 on November 24, 2019, 06:30:57 PM

Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.

Spend pics/links of said mom

Owen · « **Reply #24 on:** November 24, 2019, 11:45:31 PM »

Holy shit you guys ain't lying, Frankie Heck part was amazing. I feel bad for him missing out on get clips in Baker 4.

Which comes back to the initial theme of this thread, why in the fuck is zach allen on Baker?

Owen · « **Reply #25 on:** November 24, 2019, 11:46:27 PM »

Quote from: Dopethrone on November 24, 2019, 10:51:39 PM

Quote from: NoComply180 on November 24, 2019, 06:30:57 PM
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Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.
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Spend pics/links of said mom

Her insta was posted in the main Baker 4 thread on the day of the prem but I ain't going back to look through all them pages

Cool Ceith · « **Reply #26 on:** November 24, 2019, 11:58:25 PM »

Quote from: Owen on November 24, 2019, 11:46:27 PM

Quote from: Dopethrone on November 24, 2019, 10:51:39 PM
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Quote from: NoComply180 on November 24, 2019, 06:30:57 PM
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Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.
[close]

Spend pics/links of said mom
[close]

Her insta was posted in the main Baker 4 thread on the day of the prem but I ain't going back to look through all them pages

Zach can get the bozack, and his mom can too.

CHONGO · « **Reply #27 on:** November 25, 2019, 12:22:28 AM »

Quote from: ColinYourAssOut on November 24, 2019, 05:14:31 PM

Quote from: eyodu on November 24, 2019, 05:12:46 PM
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The Pyramids, the sphinx and now Zach Allen...

We need answers.

Where did he come from?

Why and how is he on baker?

[close]
We're all as confused as you are, man.

Yes. No one can really say why

Turtle Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** November 25, 2019, 12:33:47 AM »

Also why did they get rid of Cyril Jackson?
Did something happened behind the scenes?

KetherToMalkuth · « **Reply #29 on:** November 25, 2019, 02:03:36 AM »

💩💩💩

Author Topic: Zach Allen?? (Read 12100 times)

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