Zach Allen??

[Trickflip]

Who?

[moonordie]

Who?

That kid who sucks on many levels and nobody knows how/why he got a spot on Baker.

[my english is bad]

Zack Allen is the Swam Pablo of the baker camp

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

He makes Knox Godoy look like Gino

[Burt Ward]

He makes Knox Godoy look like Gino

 

[VHS ERA]

Cyrils energy on and off the board fit Baker so much better

[stephop]

Also why did they get rid of Cyril Jackson?
Did something happened behind the scenes?

Zach is clearly better than him

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I always confuse him with Matt Allen

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Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.

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Her insta was posted in the main Baker 4 thread on the day of the prem but I ain't going back to look through all them pages

[hotstudios_on_youtube]

oh god Frankie heck look 34, he 27

at first I was like yea, baker boys just taking there time with him "he's not old"
27 might as well be old is kader turning pro at 16

[The Ghost of Lenny Kirk]

seems antithetical to the whole idea of pro skateboarding that you have to career plan around the ages of 14 to 24 like its college admissions.

[versacekid420]

Zach Allen seemed like he was actually mad during the play-fight hijinks with the talented kids in Baker 4.

i was watching it with my friends last night and when his part came on I said they had to show the trauma they put him through to justify his skating

[Craig Lutzka]

Someone said in the baker 4 thread that his footage is like watching lizard king learn how to skate. It’s one of the best things I’ve ever read on here.

[ColinYourAssOut]

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Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.

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Her insta was posted in the main Baker 4 thread on the day of the prem but I ain't going back to look through all them pages

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Imagine growing up in an era when your own mother is an InstaThot seeking public attention posing in lingerie to get likes from creepy dudes because the acknowledgement is more important than your own dignity.  The mind wobbles.

[MexicanSpaniard]

giggle giggle

[NoComply180]

I’ve watched baker4 twice now and I love it. I know many don’t, but I do. But holy Christ zach’s part is so bad compared to the rest. I liked his cab flip, half cab heel ender, but most of it was so mediocre.

[DannyDee]

The only conclusion I've reached is Baker put him on due to their family-vibe and he's close with Kader and T-Funk. But, even then most guys who got on to brands due to being in the "family" never looked this out of place (Burger Boy Ben Sanchez).

[euro tm]

i really thought this kid would come through. i was wrong.

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Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.

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Her insta was posted in the main Baker 4 thread on the day of the prem but I ain't going back to look through all them pages

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Imagine growing up in an era when your own mother is an InstaThot seeking public attention posing in lingerie to get likes from creepy dudes because the acknowledgement is more important than your own dignity.  The mind wobbles.

Big Mamas House

[squintharder]

I was not a fan at first. But his Baker 4 part was actually super enjoyable and his tricks/style are getting better. What I've found with anyone the boss backs is eventually they grow on me. He's got an eye for potential

[Stephens Lawyer]

username checks out

[rawbertson.]

as funny / cringey as it is to see his mom's THOT process, seems like she is actually a really good mom and has pushed her son to do really well for himself in something he enjoys. i agree wiht everything you guys said - hate seeing this toughguy attitude and i wasnt feeling the part. reynolds isnt stupid he will take him off like he did with TK if hes not feeling it.

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reynolds isnt stupid he will take him off like he did with TK if hes not feeling it.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: tk contributes more to baker not even skating in comparison to Zach skating his heart out. “That’s what you get when you fuck with Baker” and “get there while you can” are catchphrases that the brand still clings to.

[rawbertson.]

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reynolds isnt stupid he will take him off like he did with TK if hes not feeling it.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: tk contributes more to baker not even skating in comparison to Zach skating his heart out. “That’s what you get when you fuck with Baker” and “get there while you can” are catchphrases that the brand still clings to.

well, thats why he kept TK around for so long, it definitely was not because of the skating lol. this guy has not been around long so we will see if he makes it to 2020 lol i feel like people are much quicker to drop guys these days shit is sink or swim

[Kanye Omari West]

The only conclusion I've reached is Baker put him on due to their family-vibe and he's close with Kader and T-Funk. But, even then most guys who got on to brands due to being in the "family" never looked this out of place (Burger Boy Ben Sanchez).

He's the Shane Heyl to their Reynolds/Ellington.

[Skateboarder X]

Seemed like everyone went their absolute hardest for baker 3 and if you were in that, you can just put out whatever for this video and you were good.

Zach Allen is heavily untalented with a horse ass style and literally no tricks. Crazy hes ON ON emerica and baker.

I thought this part was gonna be that part that we were all waiting for from him and it was definitely not that.

He did a line with no tee. first two tricks were there, then he bean planted like a 7 stair to end it. I threw in the towel after that.

[NoComply180]

I wonder how zach’s dad feels about zach’s mom’s instathottery

[chipped tail]

can we start a fake insta for Zachs mom called @shalomdozier

[franc]

Dude filmed a two trick line that included a kickflip backside 5-0 on a ledge and his ender was a half cab heelflip. Fucking hell.

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Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.

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Spend pics/links of said mom

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Her insta was posted in the main Baker 4 thread on the day of the prem but I ain't going back to look through all them pages

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Imagine growing up in an era when your own mother is an InstaThot seeking public attention posing in lingerie to get likes from creepy dudes because the acknowledgement is more important than your own dignity.  The mind wobbles.

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Big Mamas House

why we talking about somebody moms