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I was at the premier. He brought Natasha Nice as his date.
WHAT?!?!
that was the first pornstar i've ever watched, how the fuck did he pull her?
i mean he's a funny guy, but so am i, he ain't even that handsome either, i'm probably taller than him too
I didn't plan to discuss how handsome a dude is here two days in a row, but I got to pick up you on this. Riley's definitely handsome. He looks like a young Tom Cruise, if Tom had started smoking weed instead of getting into Scientology. And he's got teeth that look like he could do Colgate adverts.
As far as why Riley can pull porn stars but you can't, while Riley's looks and personality aren't any better than yours (your claim!), I think there's only one possible explanation remaining. Well, two actually. Either you are well below average, or Riley is well above. I bet it's the first, cause Riley looks pretty comfortable doing his switch flips.
it mostly has to do with the fact that they're in california and i'm not, so they're like out of my reach, but i digress. i thought about it a little bit and i just think yall have lower standards in the usa, if you think he looks like tom cruise then i must look like fuckin zeus (we are both european and have beautiful long hair), but then again even most of yall celebrities look a bit off, so he's probably hot as fuck in comparison to the average american dude, but i'm not american. i am also not addicted to masturbation, therefore my stamina is probably better than his. he's a better skater, but that's all he's got on me. i mean, dude is a pro so he's probably 5'3", i'm 6'1", neither under nor overweight, right in the sweet spot, i've got a college degree, a nice hairline, i can do the one trick he said he couldn't in his interview, now what's he got? a sponsorship from a board brand that knowingly hooked up sa offenders? half a room in some la skate house? carpal tunnel syndrome? hit me up natasha, you know where to find me
those are just jokes, my super hot girlfriend will kill me if she reads this, which is possible because she knows of slap