Author Topic: If your skateboard had a safe word... (Read 1803 times)

Sloppy Krooks · « **on:** February 15, 2020, 09:20:54 PM »

...what would it be?

Skating is a bit like rough sex. Sometimes without the consent. What would you go with if you needed to tap out? Something that would never come up in your session otherwise.

cookiecuttersuburb · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2020, 09:47:37 PM »

FredGall

jtrpma · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2020, 09:52:52 PM »

Quote from: cookiecuttersuburb on February 15, 2020, 09:47:37 PM

FredGall

No way. That word is part of every better day.

Mine would have to be as random as Caenogastropoda or better in German. I think bdsm safewords should (internationally) only be german

stone cold steve austin · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2020, 09:54:52 PM »

if my skateboard has a safe word that pretty much makes me asexual

Putaslocas · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2020, 10:42:06 PM »

cookiecuttersuburb · « **Reply #5 on:** February 15, 2020, 10:56:50 PM »

Revive

silhouette · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2020, 12:06:35 AM »

*SNAP*

Hefe43 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2020, 01:12:15 AM »

Helmet

Hmmmm Nice Bike · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2020, 01:26:58 AM »

Well, if skating is like rough sex, then I suppose my skateboard would use the same safe word my girlfriend uses, which is "boring!"

swordtechnique · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2020, 01:31:20 AM »

Ankle roll

Classy Durag · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2020, 04:46:32 AM »

Wienerschnitzel

fang · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2020, 05:16:36 AM »

Tre flip. Because I know I suck at them now

Banned from the room · « **Reply #12 on:** February 16, 2020, 07:13:12 AM »

Bell ends

GAY · « **Reply #13 on:** February 16, 2020, 07:22:28 AM »

I've never hurt any of my skateboards beyond bobby browning their tail so mine aren't afraid of me in the least.

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #14 on:** February 16, 2020, 08:29:22 AM »

🥒

Mystical Leader · « **Reply #15 on:** February 16, 2020, 09:22:12 AM »

One more try, please.

cheetahsheets · « **Reply #16 on:** February 16, 2020, 09:24:07 AM »

If my skateboard had a safe word, I’d be wrapped up in the me too movement with Cosby because i never listen and would have multiple accounts of sexual assault.

Craig Lutzka · « **Reply #17 on:** February 16, 2020, 06:43:30 PM »

Xen · « **Reply #18 on:** February 16, 2020, 06:58:37 PM »

Focus

Chavo · « **Reply #19 on:** February 16, 2020, 08:34:12 PM »

Camerontabbytite

HyenaChaser · « **Reply #20 on:** February 16, 2020, 10:37:19 PM »

Gnarfunkle

Monkey_Mcpott · « **Reply #21 on:** February 16, 2020, 10:42:44 PM »

Dental Plan

TheLurper · « **Reply #22 on:** February 17, 2020, 01:20:01 AM »

Quote from: Monkey_Mcpott on February 16, 2020, 10:42:44 PM

Dental Plan

DarthDingusMaximus · « **Reply #23 on:** February 17, 2020, 05:59:35 AM »

Quote from: cheetahsheets on February 16, 2020, 09:24:07 AM

If my skateboard had a safe word, I’d be wrapped up in the me too movement with Cosby because i never listen and would have multiple accounts of sexual assault.

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Hmmmm Nice Bike

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