Wtf is up with the nine club

[Madam, I'm Adam]

Rkulla is clearly a typo of “krulla”, an authentically Boston pronunciation and misspelling of cruller. We also know, Roger bagley, a Boston native, has espoused his affection for dunkin donuts and specifically their crullers multiple times….

Furthermore, if you add up rkullas rep and posts, you get -12. Then, after subtracting eldy, steezus, and roger, the former on screen hosts of the nine club shows, you get -9, as in the 9 club…

Rkulla = Roger bagley? Psyop confirmed.

Not to mention that nine is divisible by three.

Bagels. crullers, donuts - three treats.
Nine club - three hosts.

We're through the looking glass here, people.

[thehogsniper]

I really don't want to cut this RKulla guy too deep, because I'm sure he's probably a fine enough guy off the boards, but I'm gonna say a few things and they're not going to be nice. I was reading through your post history and noticed interesting but conflicting things: firstly, in your last post you said that you "Won't bother to list it since I'm not a brand or trying to self-promote" yet you mentioned by name another podcast called the WhereTheLocalsSk8 in September. Now, it's interesting you would bring this up considering you appeared on an entire episode of this nine-club style show a month before. You're the only person in the entire history of SLAP to mention WhereTheLocalsSk8. That's self-promotion. Not only that, but you've been given a tour of the entire nine-club studio (which was mentioned on the Nine-Club live, with the crew spending more time discussing their new air conditioning). You have a stake in this entire thing by the sheer amount of money you've given these random strangers on the internet, which is why you take so much offense to SLAP's "trolling" (which isn't trolling but banter). there is only a minor difference between you and people who subscribe to OnlyFans, and that's the commodity being exchanged.

[Jagr]

I don't know a nice way to tell you this, but no one should care this much about the Nine Club.

[Dad Board]

Kulla, a word of advice from an unbiased newcomer to the board myself, you can’t just go to a place and start insulting people and expect them to have discourse with you simply because you think you deserve it. People have heard your name come up on the show everytime you donate, but that doesn’t mean anything outside of your own experience. You’re not owed respect anywhere, especially if you don’t give it first. Seems like you had Slap already sorted out in your mind as some festering troll cave and you came in here with that energy. As if asking if people are life coaches just because they’re being critical of a thing that you’ve attached yourself to isn’t snarky enough, you then decided to play victim and spin it as if you’re being attacked when presented with valid counter arguments.

I don’t know you personally but you recently followed me on IG so I assume you know that I’m not just some troll sitting in my basement brooding over things I don’t like. This thread is a place for fans of the show to discuss and/or be critical without fear of being silenced by the fingers of unrelenting positivity or the “good vibes only” mob that would otherwise attack any dissenters in the YT or IG comment section.

I’ve had nothing but positive interactions on Slap in the month or two I’ve been active here. I heard a lot of bullshit about this place over the years but it’s been welcoming and informative if nothing else.

You get the energy back that you put out there, Ryan. In this case you were looking for trouble and now people are giving it to you. Just some food for thought.

[the canadian suit]

Honestly I’m just hyped to find out that YES rkulla is confirmed a moron

[somedudefromnj]

Rkulla is clearly a typo of “krulla”, an authentically Boston pronunciation and misspelling of cruller. We also know, Roger bagley, a Boston native, has espoused his affection for dunkin donuts and specifically their crullers multiple times….

Furthermore, if you add up rkullas rep and posts, you get -12. Then, after subtracting eldy, steezus, and roger, the former on screen hosts of the nine club shows, you get -9, as in the 9 club…

Rkulla = Roger bagley? Psyop confirmed.

bruh 

Kulla man, as someone whos seen some of his favorite companies dwindle away i must say big ups to you for supporting something you like. Crailtap hasnt been something ive been interested in for a long time, and im glad the nine club gave Jeron, and Eldy somewhere to tiptoe back into relevance. While I know they showcase more than just crail riders seeing those videos of them at the curbs, giving Mike York, Castillo, and others a fun way of being documented has been something I appreciate as again those are my childhood favorites.

Slap's criticism of nine club is valid, and you supporting them is valid too.

There is room for nuance

[grassblade]

you gotta be a real loser to donate to the nine club

[TheWineClub]

The nine club doesn’t like you, they like your money.

[jgonzalez]

Zach Krulla

Imagine wearing a nine club sweater or tee or logo grip.

Just read the thrasher with the GX cover and the junk drawer or whatever had two slap jokes. Pizza flips sawcon and Grecos side pipe. The industry is here on slap lol get of your today show podcast high horse this place isn’t that bad

Kelly must regret pushing that facial joke so much I got second hand embarassment and would wake up the next morning with regret “fore shore” and so what if someone is a cum guzzler yeah some lo key homophobia and must be isolating to female and non cis men skaters

[versacekid420]

kulla let me talk to ya

[dstrytruitt]

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I don't know a nice way to tell you this, but no one should care this much about the Nine Club.

[close]

If you like, actually knew me, you'd know I almost certainly support at least something you like. Won't bother to list it since I'm not a brand or trying to self-promote, which freed me up to have a pretty honest dialog but as usual everyone on the internet is an expert about someone else.  Just proving my point ad nauseam. Forgive me for not responding beyond this point to anyone, even if you have some valid things to say.  Again, read above if you actually care about what was said. ^

Does this mean you’re really leaving?!?
Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.

[Haze]

It’s OK to feel isolated though. Why the fuck everybody wanna be included?

Feel included? half you muhfuckas prolly colluding.

shit is ass

I thought the letter style on the hoodie was fire but that’s cause I fuck with education at a higher

my shit is gonna have a college logo

[fakie nollie]

@rkulla Fuck/marry/kill: Jeron | Kelly | Crob

[Sick Duck]

@rkulla Fuck/marry/kill: Jeron | Kelly | Crob

c’mon that’s too easy

[lurkluke]

Marry Jeron, Fuck Kelly, sorry crob.

If that's not every answer you're all broken.

[Tear Up a Trick]

The other day when Jeron was going on for a while about whether Jamie Foy did a fakie 5-0 or a fakie overcrooks was the best skateboard related video I've seen in a long time.  Him and Kelly talked about it for what felt like over an hour easy.  Maybe longer.  It was great theatre.  Thank you Nine Club.

[jgonzalez]

@rkulla Fuck/marry/kill: Jeron | Kelly | Crob

answer would be fuck crob get fucked by jeron and suck rog all at the same time while Kelly JO in the cuck chair then kill the bunt and gifted hater and marry Ben degros

[JM]

answer would be fuck crob get fucked by jeron and suck rog all at the same time while Kelly JO in the cuck chair then kill the bunt and gifted hater and marry Ben degros

FFS, that is way too much porn for you.

[texastoast]

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@rkulla Fuck/marry/kill: Jeron | Kelly | Crob

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answer would be fuck crob get fucked by jeron and suck rog all at the same time while Kelly JO in the cuck chair then kill the bunt and gifted hater and marry Ben degros

WHY’D YOU DO THIS BRO WHY😭😭

[AFX]

Zach Krulla

Imagine wearing a nine club sweater or tee or logo grip.

Just read the thrasher with the GX cover and the junk drawer or whatever had two slap jokes. Pizza flips sawcon and Grecos side pipe. The industry is here on slap lol get of your today show podcast high horse this place isn’t that bad

Kelly must regret pushing that facial joke so much I got second hand embarassment and would wake up the next morning with regret “fore shore” and so what if someone is a cum guzzler yeah some lo key homophobia and must be isolating to female and non cis men skaters

Do you think Greco's side pipe is in the nine club? Asking for a friend.

[Oh yeahhhhhhh!]

I saw Rkulla at  Grocery outlet in Murrieta yesterday . I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him how Kelly and Crob were doing or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Butterfingers in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[versacekid420]

kulla let me talk to ya

[Sick Duck]

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answer would be fuck crob get fucked by jeron and suck rog all at the same time while Kelly JO in the cuck chair then kill the bunt and gifted hater and marry Ben degros

[close]

FFS, that is way too much porn for you.

lol, you know when you’re abbreviating ‘jerks off’ you’re in it pretty deep

[Shortys Hardware]

Dope haul g

[Mickey Knox]

Just want to say I think it’s sick that people support the nine club because they’ve earned it. They have obviously paid more attention to the complaints about the show because it’s gotten a lot better in recent years, Crob especially. Doesn’t interrupt guests as much, constantly say right and mhmm all the time, and has loosened up overall. Dude is honestly pretty fucking funny and comes off a lot more genuine these days. Trimming the fat that was eldy and steezus was a good move on their part. I also like how they bring shine to the pocket and free skate mag parts in the live shows that kids might not see otherwise. Skateboarding needs the nine club imo.

[DCLOVE]

Dope haul g

This dude has a wife? Who puts up with this level of obsession?  Like if I dragged my girl to some random skaters I’ve given thousands of dollars to….. welll shit I doubt she’d stuck around past the whole giving random former skaters thousands dollars.

[Sick Duck]

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Dope haul g

[close]

This dude has a wife? Who puts up with this level of obsession?  Like if I dragged my girl to some random skaters I’ve given thousands of dollars to….. welll shit I doubt she’d stuck around past the whole giving random former skaters thousands dollars.

well the guy clearly has access to a lot of money

[augustmoon]

pretty cool for the nine club's personal captain save a hoe to come on here to defend the honor of a podcast

[kookdusoleil]

I wonder if there’s anyone else out there who would say Nine Club is their favorite show and really mean it. I can’t picture it.

[Dad Board]

I wonder if there’s anyone else out there who would say Nine Club is their favorite show and really mean it. I can’t picture it.

Oh for sure there is. People probably play reruns of old nine clubs for background noise and to get that sense of familiarity and security. It’s not actually that far fetched if you think about it, it’s a skateboarding podcast that’s very “good vibes only” and requires almost no bandwidth to process. Reality is fuckin scary and unpredictable and some people just need some kind of life raft to hold onto. Same reason people play the same old sitcoms all the time or tune into some brainless talk show everyday. The Ol buddies are always there to ease your existential dread.