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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4830 on: February 01, 2026, 10:25:23 AM »
Post it here already, SLAP must have its say

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4831 on: February 01, 2026, 10:30:44 AM »
I would like to see the video 👉👈

*edit- yeah no need to post it publicly but the vibe I got is that Kelly ran his mouth from the safety of his group towards the wrong motherfucker to play with. He got off easy. Hope he learns his lesson.
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4832 on: February 01, 2026, 11:04:46 AM »
Kelly’s a scumbag if he was actually calling that guy the f-slur, but I don’t understand why so many people are eager to watch a video of a drunk Kelly Hart looking terrified as fuck get shoved to the ground. And unless Kelly was calling someone who’s gay that word (although it is funny the guy was sure he lets it known Kelly also called him a bitch), it’s a wild overreaction.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4833 on: February 01, 2026, 12:32:50 PM »
Back in the 90’s I had clean tricks AND a super hot Canadian girlfriend who was a model.
We may have been dating the same model

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4834 on: February 01, 2026, 05:46:46 PM »
no one posting that Kelly video does nothing helpful for anyone.  Clearly Kelly is blackout level intoxicated in the video and with the other stories about Kelly this indicates he could have a drinking problem.  If he does this excuses nothing.  If he was throwing around the flsur at people thats disgusting and weird of him.  But lets be real… a straight millennial man calling people the fslur, being homophobic, or having internalized homophobia is not surprising. no one pretending that he is shinning a light on anything is disingenuous at best.
Posting that clip was for no one’s own satisfaction and nothing else. 

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4835 on: February 01, 2026, 08:53:28 PM »
I would like to see the video 👉👈

*edit- yeah no need to post it publicly but the vibe I got is that Kelly ran his mouth from the safety of his group towards the wrong motherfucker to play with. He got off easy. Hope he learns his lesson.
Yeah probably gonna refrain from posting it, if anyone wants to see it that badly send me a message and I’ll send the link, but imma refrain from posting it in this thread.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4836 on: February 01, 2026, 09:35:42 PM »
Kelly seems like a good guy, but he comes off like a person who cannot hold a conversation about anything else in the universe other than skateboarding. I mean, he probably thinks Europe is a country.

Seems cool if you’re a pro skater… didn’t his ex gf say he had anger issues or something? Not a lot of great looks.
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4837 on: February 01, 2026, 11:48:09 PM »
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Kelly seems like a good guy, but he comes off like a person who cannot hold a conversation about anything else in the universe other than skateboarding. I mean, he probably thinks Europe is a country.
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Seems cool if you’re a pro skater… didn’t his ex gf say he had anger issues or something? Not a lot of great looks.

he told his ex that she wasn't a boss bitch anymore and fucked a porn star or something, but i don't remember her talking about him being abusive? i might be remembering it wrong though, the boss bitch part just sticks out in my memory

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4838 on: February 02, 2026, 05:25:56 AM »
Does having anger issues make you automatically an abuser?

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4839 on: February 02, 2026, 08:24:45 AM »
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4840 on: February 02, 2026, 08:27:17 AM »
How much longer do we think nine club will last? O/U?
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4841 on: February 02, 2026, 08:42:46 AM »

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4842 on: February 02, 2026, 08:46:21 AM »
How much longer do we think nine club will last? O/U?

They're currently on year 9, kinda perfect if they decided to call it quits now

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4843 on: February 02, 2026, 08:55:36 AM »
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How much longer do we think nine club will last? O/U?
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They're currently on year 9, kinda perfect if they decided to call it quits now

They wont though, according to socialblade they are doing better than Joa at the moment...but not by much grade wise
https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCw7EwvJ6--_ML2ilnopcG8A
https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UC82d7bBOUmsE_b8crhEgSIw

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4844 on: February 02, 2026, 09:29:05 AM »
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How much longer do we think nine club will last? O/U?
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They're currently on year 9, kinda perfect if they decided to call it quits now
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They wont though, according to socialblade they are doing better than Joa at the moment...but not by much grade wise
https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCw7EwvJ6--_ML2ilnopcG8A
https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UC82d7bBOUmsE_b8crhEgSIw

I am assuming it is Gifted Haters Patreon that really is the success story more so than his subscribers and Youtube views. I know the Nine Club has their Channel Nine which gets them money but wonder how their average earnings are compared to Joa. Granted I would hope the Nine Club is not the only thing these guys depend on for cash and they have to split it in so many ways where as Joa is a single person that takes in all of his profits. 
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4845 on: February 02, 2026, 09:59:12 AM »
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How much longer do we think nine club will last? O/U?
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They're currently on year 9, kinda perfect if they decided to call it quits now
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They wont though, according to socialblade they are doing better than Joa at the moment...but not by much grade wise
https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCw7EwvJ6--_ML2ilnopcG8A
https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UC82d7bBOUmsE_b8crhEgSIw
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I am assuming it is Gifted Haters Patreon that really is the success story more so than his subscribers and Youtube views. I know the Nine Club has their Channel Nine which gets them money but wonder how their average earnings are compared to Joa. Granted I would hope the Nine Club is not the only thing these guys depend on for cash and they have to split it in so many ways where as Joa is a single person that takes in all of his profits.

Yep he's killing them on Patreon
https://graphtreon.com/creator/GiftedHater
https://graphtreon.com/creator/thenineclub

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4846 on: February 02, 2026, 10:53:04 AM »
Replacing Rog with Jeron and booting Eldy off the live show is when it went downhill imo. Even though Rog is kind of an introverted curmudgeon at least he actually knows the history of skating, Jeron is too stoned to care or be interested. Crob's whole schtick gets tiresome and it's sad because when he's more off the cuff he's actually semi-entertaining, he just doesn't have the charisma to play the role he gave himself. I don't mind Kelly as the hype man/fan boy, his enthusiasm is endearing even if he sounds like a SoCal frat boy. They should have kept Eldy and made the 5th spot a revolving door of regulars like Jeron/Mike York/Daniel Castillo/Vincent Alvarez/Returning guests. Someone else said earlier in the thread but I think they're better off doing a season format for the main show and every other week for the live show.

Been thinking the exact same for so long..
Crob has long mentioned howard stern as an inspiration for personally "running the board" during the show. Yet I feel that he ignores the factor that made the HS show entertaining: a rotating cast of chaos agents, weirdos, and derelicts. I feel that kind of flavor is missing and is vital to keep an ensemble show fresh. Not sure the Girl/Choc alumni squad has that spice though.


Eldridge is cooked...he was either too drunk or on pain meds, and would make no sense...not to forget the passive aggressiveness towards kelly for actually having on eS and getting pro models lol

Why did Eldridge leave?
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4847 on: February 02, 2026, 11:52:19 AM »
I finally got through the PJ Ladd episode recently. It started off interestingly enough (I’m into that new age shit) but as the interview went on they just kept it so surface level that if he hadn’t have gotten into his board dimension nerdery I don’t think they would have had anything else to say. The last 30 minutes or so are filled with so much awkward silence I almost turned it off.

 
It’s like they didn’t want to offend him or something. Just vapid nonsense. Chris appears more disenchanted with each passing episode & clearly he’s just running this show out of routine and dependency. It’s 100% up to the guest to make the show interesting at this point so kudos to PJ for steering the interview with almost zero experience, because the bozos who own the set clearly have no clue what to do.

It’s like they treat every interview like it’s some trade show small talk and just hope they can drag it out for 2 hours. I hope they read this thread, accept the criticism & make some changes instead of listening to their echo chamber of old head stans who do nothing but shower them with praise.

I can’t believe I just wrote all that about the nine club.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4848 on: February 02, 2026, 12:11:40 PM »
I'd imagine running the Nine Club at this point would be similar to selling Invigaron Berries or some other multi-level marketing product. The sunk cost, both financially and time, put into running it has got to feel like a burden.

I couldn't imagine living in the same space as the Nine Club studio...Dakota's closet looks more appealing.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4849 on: February 02, 2026, 12:49:16 PM »
I'd imagine running the Nine Club at this point would be similar to selling Invigaron Berries or some other multi-level marketing product. The sunk cost, both financially and time, put into running it has got to feel like a burden.

I couldn't imagine living in the same space as the Nine Club studio...Dakota's closet looks more appealing.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4850 on: February 02, 2026, 01:13:28 PM »
I'd imagine running the Nine Club at this point would be similar to selling Invigaron Berries or some other multi-level marketing product. The sunk cost, both financially and time, put into running it has got to feel like a burden.

I couldn't imagine living in the same space as the Nine Club studio...Dakota's closet looks more appealing.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4851 on: February 02, 2026, 01:50:17 PM »
as tired and boring the 9 club has become, i disagree with the idea that elderidge and steezus added anything to the show.  remember right after he got kicked off and elderidge tried to start his own youtube show and it was a thousand times worse than anything 9 club has done


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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4852 on: February 02, 2026, 02:30:28 PM »

I couldn't imagine living in the same space as the Nine Club studio...Dakota's closet looks more appealing.


I love how he just doesn’t give a fuck. He’s like “yeah dude never give up on your dreams, you too could sleep under Leo Romero’s old coats”

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4853 on: February 02, 2026, 11:35:04 PM »



Eldridge is cooked...he was either too drunk or on pain meds, and would make no sense...not to forget the passive aggressiveness towards kelly for actually having on eS and getting pro models lol

Why did Eldridge leave?
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I didn't have the time to loo back through all the pages, so I asked Chat GPT:
Here’s what the Slap Magazine forum thread “Wtf is up with the nine club” says about Justin Eldridge being kicked off The Nine Club — based on archived forum posts and community commentary (not official statements from the show):

🛹 Community Discussion from the SLAP MessageBoards

From the discussion on Slap Magazine’s forum:

Forum commenters implied that Justin Eldridge wasn’t well-liked by some members of the Nine Club crew and some viewers. One poster said he “seems like a deeply unpleasant person to be around” and speculated that he may be bitter about not being a bigger name in skating compared to others.

Another part of the thread and related forum chatter suggested that Eldridge sometimes had trouble recalling tricks or stories in a way that frustrated other members or fans — implying he didn’t fit the vibe or dynamic the show’s regulars wanted.

The tension between him and others on the show was described as “palpable” by some posters, which in the eyes of community members was part of why he wasn’t regularly on the podcast — but this description is opinion from forum users, not official.

 
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4854 on: February 03, 2026, 03:58:33 AM »
I haven't listened to Nine Club in years, but I always liked Eldridge. He seemed the realest. Maybe he's an idiot, but he was saying what he honestly thought, and was more entertaining than any of the others, even when he was just rambling about tomatoes or some shit
Is it true?  Or did you read it on the slap message board?

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4855 on: February 03, 2026, 04:09:56 AM »
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4856 on: February 03, 2026, 08:12:12 AM »
I liked Eldridge. He brought a bit of healthy-ass danger to an otherwise pretty tepid production.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4857 on: February 03, 2026, 08:17:46 AM »
Reasons why I think Eldridge got let go:

- Unreliable: In the early days, TNC was still trying to find it's footing with regular hosts, guests, segments and content. Naturally, everyone was expected to bring something to the table. It was pretty obvious Eldridge was failing to deliver and even show up sometimes. Granted Crob was doing a lot of stuff infront and brhind the camera but you could tell he was tired and salty with Eldridge.

- Random spiel: Eldridge was regularly saying totally bizarre and random shit all the time. Heirloom tomatoes, baby talk, stripper confessions, one wiping his ass with no look... There's funny randomness and then there's thick as two planks stupid. Eldridge weighed heavily into the later category.

- Crob's soundboard: Crob doesnb't seem to face criticism or confrontation head on. Instead he hid behind his soundboard to rip into Eldridge's weaknesses and failures.

- Money: This is my personal opinion but I reckon money was also a reason Eldridge got cut. Whatever benefits TNC was making, Crob and Rog were never going to split earnings five ways. I am almost certain Steezus and Eldridge felt their participation in skateboarding's premier podcast earned them a proper salary but seeing how little relvancy either of them had to contemporary skateboarding or the actual running/production of the show, I can understand why they got paid in free merch instead.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4858 on: February 03, 2026, 08:54:16 AM »
I remember he was drunk and got all pissed at kelly and was telling him he had pro shoes for the company kelly is just an employee at. They got cut not long after that but roberts was too pussy to just say it so he acted like they were ending the live show for good, had a grand finale special and then it just came back without them like a month later lol

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4859 on: February 03, 2026, 09:38:10 AM »
Reasons why I think Eldridge got let go:

- Unreliable: In the early days, TNC was still trying to find it's footing with regular hosts, guests, segments and content. Naturally, everyone was expected to bring something to the table. It was pretty obvious Eldridge was failing to deliver and even show up sometimes. Granted Crob was doing a lot of stuff infront and brhind the camera but you could tell he was tired and salty with Eldridge.

- Random spiel: Eldridge was regularly saying totally bizarre and random shit all the time. Heirloom tomatoes, baby talk, stripper confessions, one wiping his ass with no look... There's funny randomness and then there's thick as two planks stupid. Eldridge weighed heavily into the later category.

- Crob's soundboard: Crob doesnb't seem to face criticism or confrontation head on. Instead he hid behind his soundboard to rip into Eldridge's weaknesses and failures.

- Money: This is my personal opinion but I reckon money was also a reason Eldridge got cut. Whatever benefits TNC was making, Crob and Rog were never going to split earnings five ways. I am almost certain Steezus and Eldridge felt their participation in skateboarding's premier podcast earned them a proper salary but seeing how little relvancy either of them had to contemporary skateboarding or the actual running/production of the show, I can understand why they got paid in free merch instead.

Eldridge also farted on live air with no kind of remorse, he has a certain level of aloofness mixed stupidity that can be endearing but also annoying after some time. There was an episode of his pick of the week show when he was on his own where he was walking to a restaurant with his baby in a stroller, then props a tripod to talk in front of his phone with his baby behind him in what looked like a slanted sidewalk. All I kept thinking was hopefully that stroller doesn't just start rolling down the street because he wouldn't be able to tell right away, I tried looking for the episode but it looks like he deleted all of them.