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Space Jam skateboarding edition
« on: March 17, 2020, 08:28:10 AM »
If you could steal one ability from any pro skater and infuse it with your own what would you steal and why?

I would steal Milton’s ability to skate gnarly shit because anything above an 8 stair terrifies me.


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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2020, 08:29:50 AM »
I would steal Dustin Dollin's ability to get shitbagged constantly and convince everyone he doesn't have a problem.
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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2020, 08:43:50 AM »
Jkjhnsn Wallie skills or Nyjah bank account.
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2020, 09:17:18 AM »
brad comer's flick

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2020, 10:05:56 AM »
Gilbert Crockett's pop. It just doesn't make sense.
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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2020, 10:11:41 AM »
GT's FSO

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2020, 10:14:13 AM »
Ishod's ability to always be improving, even when you think he can't get better, he starts killing transition out of no where.

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2020, 10:35:26 AM »
Ishod's ability to always be improving, even when you think he can't get better, he starts killing transition out of no where.

I would argue that Rodney or Darwin are better people to steal this ability from.


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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2020, 10:42:48 AM »
beibles abiltiy to own his park since i cant fucking leave to go do anything that would rule to have to myself.
hopefully ty evans was there to film him laying on the ground in HD

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2020, 10:43:10 AM »
I would steal Priya's incredible puschy

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2020, 10:43:39 AM »
I'd be stoked to take any transition trick Grant Taylor can do but I'd be most stoked on taking his FS & BS Airs because who wouldn't want to fly.

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2020, 10:58:29 AM »
I would steal Wade D’s ability to perfectly mirror his normal and switch stance.

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2020, 11:01:48 AM »
I want Reynolds' ability to FS Flip big ass gaps and stair sets. 


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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2020, 11:05:31 AM »
No one picked Dylan's kickflip? :'(

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2020, 11:07:08 AM »
No one picked Dylan's kickflip? :'(
cheetahsheets already has a very dylan-esque kickflip, naturally

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2020, 12:02:30 PM »
Jamie’s work ethic , adny’s tenacity

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2020, 12:03:22 PM »
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Ishod's ability to always be improving, even when you think he can't get better, he starts killing transition out of no where.
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I would argue that Rodney or Darwin are better people to steal this ability from.

Well then I'll jack ishod's steeze too in that case.

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2020, 12:05:02 PM »

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2020, 12:05:46 PM »
would be pretty fun to skate like oski for a bit

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2020, 12:08:54 PM »
Loy's hair

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2020, 12:18:05 PM »
would be pretty fun to skate like oski for a bit

Understatement of the century right here. Almost makes me want to change my answer. But I ain't no two timin', answer changin', fence sittin', beer drinkin', dog pettin', green bean eatin', I have no idea where I'm going with this.

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2020, 12:20:19 PM »
Loy's hair

Wrong opinion, ishod is always the answer


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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2020, 01:03:15 PM »
Bryan Herman's investing abilities.
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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2020, 01:39:22 PM »
Andrew Allen's perfect body

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2020, 01:49:37 PM »
I'd go with Gustav's flatground. In a post apocalyptic world where no transitions exist, I want to still have fun.

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2020, 03:46:21 PM »
Max Palmer's special wiggles
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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2020, 04:44:39 PM »
jereme rogers self confidence

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2020, 07:39:58 PM »
I’d love to skate with 1/10th the speed and power of ol’ Booze’n’Tits.  That shit will never go out of style.
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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2020, 07:47:45 PM »
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I'd go with Gustav's flatground. In a post apocalyptic world where no transitions exist, I want to still have fun.

Two great answers.

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Re: Space Jam skateboarding edition
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2020, 07:53:25 PM »
Gustav so I could make one of the best videos in ages and have a mind melting part in it.