You show up to your local park/spot and then immediately leave.

[fake nollie.sk8er]

Sinner once forgot a sweaty bandana at my local. I brought it home in a McDonald's bag and jerked off with it.

[Rohn_mob_joore]

Whenever the 16 year old skate jocks who all think their dick is 10’ cause they can Tre flip the set first try bring their skate hoes with a rack of white claws and suddenly they’re all trying to out alpha each other being loud and lame af.

Or maybe I’m just salty

[Bobby Lashley]

Whenever the 16 year old skate jocks who all think their dick is 10’ cause they can Tre flip the set first try bring their skate hoes with a rack of white claws and suddenly they’re all trying to out alpha each other being loud and lame af.

Or maybe I’m just salty

where do you live?

[Lowcalcium]

diarrhea

Hate when that happens

[Sloppy Krooks]

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I’m a pretty easygoing guy, but there’s a couple of things that will make me leave immediately:

Anyone over the age of 35
Anyone under the age of 25
Anyone with colored trucks
Anyone with wheels graphics out
Anyone with Philips hardware
Anyone wearing a helmet
Anyone that might be better than me
Anyone puts their g.d. hand on their board for any reason
Anyone gets into a fucking railstand
Anyone with colored/patterned grip (I like to have fun & take a razor to my black jessup.)
Anyone with earbuds in
Anyone playing music from a speaker of any kind
Anyone that doesn’t immediately greet me
Anyone that wants to stop and fucking chit chat
Anyone that says “Yew!” (Except that here in “the bay” we say “Yeee!”
Anyone that taps their board to applaud a trick
Anyone that mixes up fs and bs while naming a trick
Anyone asks me to play SKATE
Anyone playing a game of SKATE without asking if I’d like to join

[close]

that just about does it. glad i’m not the only one

[close]

Guilty of so many offenses.
...And I so wanted us to get along. 🙃

I play for this team too.

[Tommy G]

Whenever the 16 year old skate jocks who all think their dick is 10’ cause they can Tre flip the set first try bring their skate hoes with a rack of white claws and suddenly they’re all trying to out alpha each other being loud and lame af.

Or maybe I’m just salty

Nah I used to film a kid like this. He always had to show off to his homies sitting up on the wall, always wanted me to film some new trick that he learned the day before. He thought he was the shit because he could kickflip the 5 stair first try. A lot of guys at my local are like that.

[Rohn_mob_joore]

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Whenever the 16 year old skate jocks who all think their dick is 10’ cause they can Tre flip the set first try bring their skate hoes with a rack of white claws and suddenly they’re all trying to out alpha each other being loud and lame af.

Or maybe I’m just salty

[close]

where do you live?

San Diego

[pbj]

too busy, obnoxious kids/scooters

[dallou]

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Whenever the 16 year old skate jocks who all think their dick is 10’ cause they can Tre flip the set first try bring their skate hoes with a rack of white claws and suddenly they’re all trying to out alpha each other being loud and lame af.

Or maybe I’m just salty

[close]

Nah I used to film a kid like this. He always had to show off to his homies sitting up on the wall, always wanted me to film some new trick that he learned the day before. He thought he was the shit because he could kickflip the 5 stair first try. A lot of guys at my local are like that.

makes me think of a guy I met a month ago at the park. He was complaining about his brand new board or something and I said that my (destroyed) board is trash but I cannot afford one at the moment. Then he said " I did not pay for it", I was "oh cool" then he waited 5 seconds and said "I am sponsored". That was the end of conversation

[Tommy G]

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Whenever the 16 year old skate jocks who all think their dick is 10’ cause they can Tre flip the set first try bring their skate hoes with a rack of white claws and suddenly they’re all trying to out alpha each other being loud and lame af.

Or maybe I’m just salty

[close]

Nah I used to film a kid like this. He always had to show off to his homies sitting up on the wall, always wanted me to film some new trick that he learned the day before. He thought he was the shit because he could kickflip the 5 stair first try. A lot of guys at my local are like that.

[close]

makes me think of a guy I met a month ago at the park. He was complaining about his brand new board or something and I said that my (destroyed) board is trash but I cannot afford one at the moment. Then he said " I did not pay for it", I was "oh cool" then he waited 5 seconds and said "I am sponsored". That was the end of conversation

He could probably break that one and go straight back to the shop and get another one. I skate any board I can get and very few are terrible to me.

[flintstagram]

Rain, pretty much the only thing once I've gotten myself up and out the house.

.m.

[sus]

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Whenever the 16 year old skate jocks who all think their dick is 10’ cause they can Tre flip the set first try bring their skate hoes with a rack of white claws and suddenly they’re all trying to out alpha each other being loud and lame af.

Or maybe I’m just salty

[close]

where do you live?

[close]

San Diego

I'm guessing you're either a Poods Local or Alga Norte Local

[flintstagram]

I'm more of a 411 VHS collector, never really got past frontside 180's over sewers... but I love bringing my dog to the skatepark and letting her run around

Dude, nothing pisses me off more than when someone has their dog at the skatepark. That's probably a bit of an exaggeration, but there is no reason for your mutt to be inside the park. I get it if things aren't fenced in, or there's a grassy patch or whatever, but if there's nothing but concrete and we're fenced in, and the dog is just running around without a leash getting in the way, fuck that so hard. I don't want to run into your dog.

I hate that everyone who has a dog assumes that everyone wants to play with their fucking dog, so they think they can bring it everywhere and it's totally cool. It's not fucking cool.

[Seventyfrigginseven]

I have never really liked parks ( with the exceptions of ZT Maximus and 8-ball back in the day) But unfortunately where I live now there is 6+ months of snow so I have to skate at an indoor park or not skate at all. There are typically zero skaters there and it gets absolutely flooded with rich little entitled kids on rollerblades. Yes rollerblades. it's quite the scene.

[suckmadeck]

I’m a pretty easygoing guy, but there’s a couple of things that will make me leave immediately:

Anyone over the age of 35
Anyone under the age of 25
Anyone with colored trucks
Anyone with wheels graphics out
Anyone with Philips hardware
Anyone wearing a helmet
Anyone that might be better than me
Anyone puts their g.d. hand on their board for any reason
Anyone gets into a fucking railstand
Anyone with colored/patterned grip
Anyone with earbuds in
Anyone playing music from a speaker of any kind
Anyone that doesn’t immediately greet me
Anyone that wants to stop and fucking chit chat
Anyone that says “Yew!”
Anyone that taps their board to applaud a trick
Anyone that mixes up fs and bs while naming a trick
Anyone asks me to play SKATE
Anyone playing a game of SKATE without asking if I’d like to join

So you basically stay at home then?