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Camo pants seem to be having a moment right now, so it’s time for a Crabby Old Man PSA.
*AHEM*
For the love of gawd, do not buy $100 DGK or WKND replica combat pants! Just go to Cabelas or an army surplus store and get the real thing for $30. Seriously.

HELL NAW
Thank you and good night.
Barbados is one of my favourite countries/places on Earth for many reasons, one of them being is that it is strictly illegal for civilians (including tourists and children) to wear or carry camouflage clothing and accessories there. This applies to all variations and colours of camo patterns (green, pink, blue, etc.) and includes pants, shirts, shorts, hats, bags, wallets, and swimsuits – practically anything that's visible. You can 100% get a fine for showing up in camo pants at a skatepark there.
I’ve always liked a good army surplus store, going back to when my cousins and I would shop there as groms. Everything was cheap, and we thought we looked like Chuck Norris in Delta Force.
That carried over to skating when I realized those fatigue clothes were pretty tough too (and baggy comfortable. And had all those useful pockets) Plus lots of it was “vintage.”
…but it’s interesting to think about it from a Barbados perspective. Why, exactly, were my cousins and I so entranced by military stuff at age nine? Military culture is so pervasive here that (at least as a kid in the 80s) you might not think of it as weird or aggressive. Just cool. Cool like Schearzenegger, Stallone, and Chuck Norris. Bad-ass, but in a good-guy way.
I enlisted in the Air Force in the 90s, right at the end of the Clinton years.
It took me a loooooong time to realize that GI Joe was not always the good guy.
I imagine that it’s not easy to buy M16s in Barbados either. Or Hummers. That (perhaps) people think, “why would a civilian need or want that?”
I dunno, I shouldn’t speculate. Maybe you can speak more to the philosophy and culture of a no-camo island…