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Bitches need to get over pro skaters and quit giving their bodys up because of their fame and social status. Nyjah pillaged a whole lot of puss in his lifetime and I'm telling you mang it aint because of his looks and personality.
Nowhere does it say in her report that she was after Figgy. She was blackout drunk, drunk enough not to remember shit.
You equate that with gold-digging?
Fuck of.
Yes I do because she probably wouldn't hang out and be in la la land with a normie dude like she was with Pizzaface. I still think Figgy could be the bad guy but I'm telling you mang the way these chicks lead you on and throw themselves at you is like giving you the keys to their no no zone even when they're blacked out. Better trainning for woman can potentially save from alot of sexual misconduct cases. Open your mind alittle bit
Ok, let’s do some mind expansion, both for you and jums.
You mom has been having a shitty week. Not sleeping well, stress from all corners- work, home, kids, etc.
After dinner she takes a sleeping pill so that she’ll be rested in the morning. Plus, as a way to take the edge off a bad week, she has not her usual one, but two glasses of red wine.
That sends her out pretty quick. She drags herself upstairs and collapses on the bed, face down, and starts snoring.
Dad hasn’t been getting along with mom lately. She’s been snappy and irritable. He’s in the basement having a few beers watching sports. We watched a bit of porn too, because he’s lonely, and Mom hasn’t been into it. He’s tipsy and horny, and goes up to see your Mim, and lay some sweet talk on her.
He finds her passed out, snoring. But he’s horny, so rather than let her be, he shakes her gently, and she stops snoring, and gives a very cloudy “Whuuut”.
Dad says it’s OK, he misses her, and tries all his tested and true lines. Mom doesn’t resist. She just lies there, limp, as Dad kisses her and starts taking her t-shirt off.
Your mom moans as Dad puts his hand down her sweatpants, but it’s hard to tell if it’s from pleasure, or just being moved around while trying to sleep.
You dad is hard, and half drunk, have kinda pissed at your mom for holding out on him, spreads her legs and slips it in. Mom’s limp body goes rigid for a sec, and she moans something. Dad whispers that it’s ok, he loves her, etc. Mom is not responding much.
Dad finishes inside her, and rolls over, puts on his boxer bottoms, throws a cover over both of them, and falls asleep.
He awakes groggy, looks over at your Mom, still snoring. He goes to the shower and sees a mix of dried seamen and blood on his dick. Mom was on her period. “Why the fuck wasn’t she using a tampon?” he absently wonders until the water from the shower hits him in the face.
Whats your take on that, fellas?
Was the bitch asking for it?