Author Topic: rebuild the berrics (Read 4292 times)

fs180 · « **on:** September 28, 2020, 02:28:15 PM »

i know that place hasnt been updated in years so i think its time for them to finally change the obstacles.
only reason i dont watch the clips is because i feel like everything has been done and everyone has been there.
any ideas what they should change about it?
has there been any obstacle that has made a comeback in the last 10 years or disappeard like london gaps in the 2000s?
are there any obstacles at new parks you think are overrated these days?

dooley · « **Reply #1 on:** September 28, 2020, 02:33:02 PM »

Add strobelights.

bigdave · « **Reply #2 on:** September 28, 2020, 02:35:14 PM »

Call evergreen.

Yu Dum · « **Reply #3 on:** September 28, 2020, 02:35:47 PM »

Do people still care about the berrics? I feel like they fell off hard when they moved to the new facility.
Up until then, they had pretty good content that hardly came across as blatant advertising compared to this new bullshit. Now, everything reads as clickbait or some advert for fucking mountain dew.

CannerSpaghetti · « **Reply #4 on:** September 28, 2020, 02:36:32 PM »

They should plaster pictures of women with botched plastic surgery all over the floors

BroBruhBra · « **Reply #5 on:** September 28, 2020, 02:40:05 PM »

Quote from: dooley on September 28, 2020, 02:33:02 PM

Add strobelights.

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #6 on:** September 28, 2020, 02:40:18 PM »

Quote from: bigdave on September 28, 2020, 02:35:14 PM

Call evergreen.

Evergreen shouldn't be allowed to build skateparks. Everyone with a creative bone in their body went to work for 5th Pocket.

os89 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 28, 2020, 02:44:10 PM »

They just play skate man, they don’t need any obstacles.

Jerrys Kid · « **Reply #8 on:** September 28, 2020, 02:45:53 PM »

I miss those giant ramp stickers you would see at SPOT, Slam City Jam, and those Euro contests. I think they have gone away with skateparks moving towards a concrete design rather than wood/masonite.

Also, launch ramps seem like they are going away.

burn_to_live · « **Reply #9 on:** September 28, 2020, 02:47:17 PM »

add a 40 ft pool

bigdave · « **Reply #10 on:** September 28, 2020, 02:49:05 PM »

Quote from: StabMasterArson on September 28, 2020, 02:40:18 PM

Quote from: bigdave on September 28, 2020, 02:35:14 PM
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Call evergreen.
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Evergreen shouldn't be allowed to build skateparks. Everyone with a creative bone in their body went to work for 5th Pocket.

Really? ok call 5th Pocket. But every Evergreen park I see looks pretty damn good. We have Spohn Ranch running around here.

bigdave · « **Reply #11 on:** September 28, 2020, 02:50:12 PM »

Quote from: Jerrys Kid on September 28, 2020, 02:45:53 PM

I miss those giant ramp stickers you would see at SPOT, Slam City Jam, and those Euro contests. I think they have gone away with skateparks moving towards a concrete design rather than wood/masonite.

Also, launch ramps seem like they are going away.

I had like a 3' antihero eagle at one point but no ramp to put it on, sadly. It was too big for a car window.

sus · « **Reply #12 on:** September 28, 2020, 02:52:50 PM »

rebuild ~~the berrics~~ mwadlands

GuessAgain? · « **Reply #13 on:** September 28, 2020, 02:56:34 PM »

They should rebuild the berrics on the moon then nuke it.

ndsr · « **Reply #14 on:** September 28, 2020, 03:04:13 PM »

Quote from: StabMasterArson on September 28, 2020, 02:40:18 PM

Quote from: bigdave on September 28, 2020, 02:35:14 PM
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Call evergreen.
[close]

Evergreen shouldn't be allowed to build skateparks. Everyone with a creative bone in their body went to work for 5th Pocket.

Interested, what parks are 5th pocket?

Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein · « **Reply #15 on:** September 28, 2020, 03:05:21 PM »

build a giant faraday cage around the berrics, then do whatever inside I don't care

Atiba Applebum · « **Reply #16 on:** September 28, 2020, 03:07:47 PM »

No not never

jorge · « **Reply #17 on:** September 28, 2020, 03:08:09 PM »

I seriously never need to see another stupid ass flatground game of skate for the rest of my life there or anywhere else. Put a giant full pipe in there.

total savings · « **Reply #18 on:** September 28, 2020, 03:09:57 PM »

A flat bar that doubles as an e-meter while grinding. If your thetan levels are high enough you get a banging

dooley · « **Reply #19 on:** September 28, 2020, 03:15:34 PM »

Interactive simulation pebbles.

thebacker · « **Reply #20 on:** September 28, 2020, 03:18:06 PM »

Quote from: dooley on September 28, 2020, 02:33:02 PM

Add strobelights.

and grease up random spots of the park

Mongoloid · « **Reply #21 on:** September 28, 2020, 03:20:44 PM »

Add a pit of screwdrivers!

dooley · « **Reply #22 on:** September 28, 2020, 03:22:10 PM »

Invite the Nuge and provide empty bottles.

*The sand idea was good.

Jerrys Kid · « **Reply #23 on:** September 28, 2020, 03:31:43 PM »

Can we all agree that this was the worst Berrics design? Like 5 stairsets next to one another that don't go anywhere. So everyone's line is stair trick, ledge trick and flip trick on the hip.

jakeumms · « **Reply #24 on:** September 28, 2020, 04:02:04 PM »

Drag Berra's racecar bed out into the park and skate that

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #25 on:** September 28, 2020, 04:06:27 PM »

good times for a change

busch · « **Reply #26 on:** September 28, 2020, 04:11:48 PM »

Quote from: fs180 on September 28, 2020, 02:28:15 PM

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only reason i dont watch the clips is because i feel like everything has been done and everyone has been there.

THATS the reason you don’t watch Berrics clips?

sus · « **Reply #27 on:** September 28, 2020, 04:21:45 PM »

Quote from: Jerrys Kid on September 28, 2020, 03:31:43 PM

Can we all agree that this was the worst Berrics design? Like 5 stairsets next to one another that don't go anywhere. So everyone's line is stair trick, ledge trick and flip trick on the hip.

that looks like it would be a fun park for pretty much any skill level imo

however that quarter pipe leading to the bump over 4 stair was complete dog shit, it gives you barely enough speed to clear that 4

busch · « **Reply #28 on:** September 28, 2020, 04:23:28 PM »

Quote from: dooley on September 28, 2020, 02:33:02 PM

Add strobelights.

Adding fat bill is like a win win lose. The first win is that he probably has never molested anyone with a screwdriver. The underage boys he spends a curious amount of time with in his apartment says otherwise but there is no proof to back that up (I don’t think)

Next we have the second win. This motherfucker is going to be so zoomed in on the faces and ankles of his subjects that you aren’t even going to realize that they’re at the Berrics. You’ll have no idea that you hate what you’re watching!

Lastly, now the lose segment. Although you don’t realize you’re watching Berrics footage, you will realize you’re watching a slow mo clip which is extremely zoomed in on a pimply teenagers face while he probably does a flatground impossible and rides away looking extremely angsty and unsatisfied with his extremely unsatisfying trick.

Oh wait you said strobeLIGHTS?? Ah nevermind. I still mean it though.

yourbreakfsat · « **Reply #29 on:** September 28, 2020, 04:38:43 PM »

They should just demolish it and move everything to the Braille warehouse since they want to be Braille so bad.

Author Topic: rebuild the berrics (Read 4292 times)

Yu Dum

CannerSpaghetti

thebacker

Mongoloid

doublesteveburger