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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #750 on: December 03, 2021, 03:43:38 PM »
the first time i saw these in the wild a year or 2 ago i thought to myself hmm guess airwalk rebranded

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #751 on: December 09, 2021, 11:37:53 AM »
https://people.com/style/cariuma-oca-low-pantone-summer-sneakers/

Came across this when reading about the Pantone colour of the year.

"truly adored by all"

What the fuck is this shit?

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #752 on: December 09, 2021, 11:40:13 AM »
https://cariuma.com/products/oca-low-pantone-pale-lilac-canvas-women

These comments can't be real

Do people talk like that?

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #753 on: December 09, 2021, 12:10:33 PM »
I saw my first pair in the wild but it was on an old man in a cab style fit so i don't think it'll be catching on


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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #754 on: December 09, 2021, 02:06:29 PM »
I've seen them twice at my local - once by a dude who you can tell used to skate and then focused on body building. It was actually entertaining to watch a huge dude try nollie lasers off of a knee high block on a 7.75 & the other kid was who fit every youtube/cooiuma sterotype. Stay safe Pals
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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #755 on: December 09, 2021, 05:50:30 PM »
What would Mike V have to worry about a shoe being durable? I mean how the fuck does pushing around wear out a shoe?

He is such a loser. 

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #756 on: December 09, 2021, 06:30:14 PM »
https://cariuma.com/products/oca-low-pantone-pale-lilac-canvas-women

These comments can't be real

Do people talk like that?
6644 reviews does seem like a slight exaggeration

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #757 on: December 09, 2021, 06:32:57 PM »
What would Mike V have to worry about a shoe being durable? I mean how the fuck does pushing around wear out a shoe?

He is such a loser. 
I mean you can hate on Mike V all you want (it’s a trendy thing to do on slap so you won’t hear many objections), but why wouldn’t a company who is putting out a skate shoe try and market it as being durable for their intended target audience (I.e. skaters) ?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #758 on: December 09, 2021, 09:09:18 PM »
I saw cody davis wearing cariumas the other day, that was the only time I've seen them in the wild

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #759 on: December 09, 2021, 09:28:07 PM »
There are a very friendly, older father and son Covid-skateboard duo who hang out at my local park on weekday mornings and they wear them. They also both skate Revive boards. They’re super friendly and have made real progress in their skating.

I had noticed their shoes before but never knew what they were until I started following this thread.

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #760 on: December 10, 2021, 02:19:55 PM »
Two comments:
1. In 10 years you dudes will be signing up for cariuma lotteries to get limited edition cariumas from your local shops and/or buying/selling them on ebay for a huge mark up.
2. Cody Davis wears them.
No.

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #761 on: December 10, 2021, 02:26:09 PM »
Two comments:
1. In 10 years you dudes will be signing up for cariuma lotteries to get limited edition cariumas from your local shops and/or buying/selling them on ebay for a huge mark up.
2. Cody Davis wears them.

If this were to be true, imagine the future value of first run Mike V's.

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #762 on: December 10, 2021, 03:22:45 PM »
The logo is a straight up fly swatter glued on the side of the shoe.
I'd rather stick my feet in a pair of stretched out fleshlights

Start an onlyfans and you could make some decent loot foot fucking fleshlights

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #763 on: December 10, 2021, 04:10:45 PM »
Two comments:
1. In 10 years you dudes will be signing up for cariuma lotteries to get limited edition cariumas from your local shops and/or buying/selling them on ebay for a huge mark up.
2. Cody Davis wears them.

The only way I see your prediction coming to fruition is if ever Berra manages to scout and sign up every kid that has a hint of potential with the idea of creating stacked team 10 years down the track.

Perhaps, however, Berra is really only interested in comp skaters, with the grand plan being to dominate comps and add in a clause that a percentage of their winnings go back to the company

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #764 on: December 10, 2021, 06:25:40 PM »
I’d take bringing Ous kicks stateside in a heartbeat though.
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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #765 on: December 11, 2021, 07:51:20 AM »
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And just like that they stepped out in front of me in the grocery store… I thought to myself “they do exist…”
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Wow! Be safe out there brother. The Cariumonic Plague entered your backyard. Yet to see in my area, only a matter of time . SOS
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Thankfully I had my mask on.
The Cariumavirus is a plandemic
If you see offensive comments, just let it go into one eye and let it out of the other eye, no tears and not sadness or anger.

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #766 on: December 11, 2021, 05:31:41 PM »
Ughhhhhh these shoes look like a polished turd ran by some dipshit  Look at Hookup’s shoes? They’ll be gone soon enough.

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #767 on: December 15, 2021, 12:47:22 PM »
I took a gander at mike v’s Instagram and noticed in the comments that cariumba will be selling to shops in 2022. What actual skate shop will buy these abominations, and how long will it be till they give up on skate shops and sell in target or Burlington coat factory?

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #768 on: December 15, 2021, 01:56:03 PM »
I took a gander at mike v’s Instagram and noticed in the comments that cariumba will be selling to shops in 2022. What actual skate shop will buy these abominations, and how long will it be till they give up on skate shops and sell in target or Burlington coat factory?
One of the riders at my local said that Berra was chatting up the owner during a visit trying to get cariuma in there. The owner, a very polite guy, said he will consider it if he gets demand from the locals for it. Berra left a shit ton of shoes at the shop and it all went to this one kid who is the only guy I've seen wear them IRL.

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #769 on: December 15, 2021, 07:18:37 PM »
tbh we still aren't sure it exists

it only seems to make appearences on ig and in contests
oh i’ve seen some on the wall in a skateshop that has a banner up here

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #770 on: December 31, 2021, 07:00:50 PM »

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #771 on: December 31, 2021, 07:27:29 PM »
You guys are gonna love this:

https://www.tmz.com/2021/12/30/delta-passenger-arrested-assaults-cop-lax-drunk/

Steve is not happy right now.

(This isn’t Berra(I think thats obvious just don’t want to be misleading))

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #772 on: December 31, 2021, 11:11:10 PM »
Damn, that seems like more of a DC court Graffik type of move rather than cariuma

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #773 on: January 01, 2022, 03:22:11 AM »
Damn. These are dangerous just to walk around in. Airport security said hell naw.

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #774 on: January 01, 2022, 07:22:22 AM »
Airport security said hell naw.

As they should.

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #775 on: January 01, 2022, 10:10:22 AM »
More like Cari-u-away-in-handcuffs, right? Can't see their insignia, is that the fashion police?

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #776 on: January 01, 2022, 11:10:08 AM »


BORRAS GETTING ANGRY


)this isnt borra and i want to be misleading)
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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #777 on: January 01, 2022, 11:12:57 AM »
Cariuma: Official Footwear of Unnecessary Escalation.


Brought to you in part by the Los Angeles International Airport and Skate Park of Tampa.

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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #778 on: January 02, 2022, 07:09:43 AM »
Looks like Berle Haggard moved to the dark side  8)
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Re: I totally understand the Cariuma hate
« Reply #779 on: January 02, 2022, 04:56:44 PM »
Starting to see them more and more.

Actually don't look terrible in real life. Having said that Cariuma will never feel the soles of my feet.