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Tx is The Man. Been putting it down since before Menikmati September 19, 1983.
fixed that for ya
You think I don't know about Mr. Teixeira? In my personal collection, I've got upwards of ten Rodrigo Tx bloards spanning fourteen years and three companies. I literally have an entire wall dedicated to Tx decks in my study. I've even got the underground shit that he did with Lance. I've got a room full of his posters and his pictures, man. I like the shit he did with Stevie too, that shit was phat.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Rodrigo Tx, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the DGK warehouse, and I have over 300 Tx boards.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Tx expert in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of collectors across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can get a new Tx board in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in collecting boards, but I have access to the entire collection of the Tx posters and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.