Power moves

[ChuckRamone]

What are some good power moves or examples of power moves? I don't pull them myself but I want to be able to recognize them.

One power move I've seen is when there's a group talking and someone says something they think is interesting but then another person disregards them and chimes in with a totally different topic that everyone really gets into.

[Urtripping]

Taking a dump at your gf's parents' house is a power (bowel) move(ment).

[theSketchLord]

Farting in a lift and owning that shit.

[cky enthusiast]

direct eye contact with your girlfriends dad

[iKobrakai]

Bulking 20 lbs and losing all abs on purpose.

[SneakySecrets]

Kissing your grandmother on the lips (closed mouth)

[looks ok to me]

Colleague of mine started taking a piss while maintaining eye contact/conversation with his massive shlong directly in my line of sight

[aàáâäæãå]

Taking the last slice of pizza without offering it to anyone.

When you’re doing food deliveries for Uber/Grubhub and there’s a line outside the door that reads “one person in at a time” and you go in immediately after someone exits without asking anyone what’s up.

[freddiethreepwood]

Farting in a lift and owning that shit.

I used to work in a small company staffed mainly by posh people. My office was shared with several other drones on the fourth floor. One of the more senior staff overdid the poshness, I felt, and her office was the only one on the second floor, with an open door right next to the elevator. I took to farting into the lift on the fourth floor and pressing 2, thus sending my farts down to her. I liked to think that the farts sort of ran out of the lift and into her office.

[DaleSr]

Controversial question, is snaking at the park a power move?

[DirtyBurger]

Controversial question, is snaking at the park a power move?

Total Chad move right there.

My dad farted really loud once in a restaurant because he was overcoming some brain damage related issues when I was like 10 and gave no shits. Big dick energy most definitely.

[pugmaster]

Sneezing full volume in an unapologetic manner.

Being right in an argument when the other(s) have to acknowledge you are correct.

[Mesteezo]

Scratching your balls or adjusting your junk in public to assert dominance. Bonus points if you make eye contact.

Or old men that do this in their Lt Dangle shorts, testicles peaking out to say hello while talking to someone with direct eye contact

[rukes]

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Controversial question, is snaking at the park a power move?

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Total Chad move right there.

My dad farted really loud once in a restaurant because he was overcoming some brain damage related issues when I was like 10 and gave no shits. Big dick energy most definitely.

You should of yelled out 'Did somebody step on a duck?'

Wasted oppurtunity right there

[theSketchLord]

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Controversial question, is snaking at the park a power move?

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Total Chad move right there.

My dad farted really loud once in a restaurant because he was overcoming some brain damage related issues when I was like 10 and gave no shits. Big dick energy most definitely.

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You should of yelled out 'Did somebody step on a duck?'

Wasted oppurtunity right there

Brilliant!

[Freelancevagrant]

I once worked with a dude that gave our boss a note from his psych (on his first day) saying he had to crank down in the bathroom at least twice a day to relieve stress.

Also, because I service portapotties for a living, I’ve observed there’s a shocking amount of people who will shit on the seat and wipe their ass with an uncracked roll of tissue and just dunk that skid marked roll in the bowl of the portapotties.

[theSketchLord]

Talking to your partner while taking a shit loudly in a public toilet.
Bonus points if you tell him/her that your currently shitting.

[straight]

telling the ugly weird one that there‘a not enough room on your party bus

[slippy]

Getting ass naked to change in the gym locker room first

[SneakySecrets]

Completely taking your pants down to your ankles at a urinal in a public restroom.

[brycickle]

Completely taking your pants down to your ankles at a urinal in a public restroom.

Feels good man.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

Not my proudest moment (in fact I deeply regret it), but I slept with both my exes in the same day. 1 we broke up like 14 years ago, 2 about 1.5 years ago.

Somehow shit aligned where they were both cold calling me wanting to meet up. And like a complete asshole i had sex with both, never told them either, but to me it was like a mental "fuck you assholes" type of moment.

[pugmaster]

Not my proudest moment (in fact I deeply regret it), but I slept with both my exes in the same day. 1 we broke up like 14 years ago, 2 about 1.5 years ago.

Somehow shit aligned where they were both cold calling me wanting to meet up. And like a complete asshole i had sex with both, never told them either, but to me it was like a mental "fuck you assholes" type of moment.

The classic "two cream pies, two ovens".

[Coastal Fever]

Well I can’t top that.. But one time, I hooked up with someone a week after getting dumped from a fairly serious relationship, and as we were hanging out on my balcony afterwards, the girl who dumped me walked by and saw us.  Still wouldn’t call it a win, but it helped a little.

[Mesteezo]

A long time ago my cousin was dating this milf, and after he was done with her he started fucking her daughter who was like 19 at the time. Now they have kids together and are one big happy dysfunctional family lol.

[Freelancevagrant]

A long time ago my cousin was dating this milf, and after he was done with her he started fucking her daughter who was like 19 at the time. Now they have kids together and are one big happy dysfunctional family lol.

I think I’ve seen that documentary

[matty_c]

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Completely taking your pants down to your ankles at a urinal in a public restroom.

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Feels good man.

Wasted opportunity, gentlemen....
What you do at urinals is you stand in front of your porcelain urinal but you piss into then urinal of the bloke next to you. Just look at him but say nothing

Another game we used to do at bars is just get your penis out and make eye contact with the bouncers, if you do it right you’ll glitch the cunt and he won’t know what to do. Confidence is key

And years ago Dobson and I were in this bar in Brisbane called birdies we were doing coke of a phone in the toilet. I’m fucking lying it would have been 2003 and therefore would have been pingers that we crushed up and snorted
Who am I kidding, anyways, this big cunt that works there is almost kicking the door in saying shit like I know what you’re up to you cunts gotta open up and go I’m calling the police.
We finished up and I put my arm around Dobson opened the door and I looked the bouncer in the eye and I said nah cunt it’s not illegal to be gay in Queensland, ay

Cunt full glitched out and we got away with it
No 86, nothing, stayed there ages and we left with a bird each lmao

A good power move should be some Jedi mind trick type shit where they’re just full stunned like the prey they are

I write this and I think what have I become, I used to be so fun, dammit

[50mm]

I don't know if this can be learned, you have to have some of it natural. But if you are really sharp-witted and can talk some shit, always keep a cool head. Even if someone is getting on your nerves be cool, but once someone crosses the line and actually is malicious or tries to talk down to you, throw it back quick.

I can't tell you how many times I've done that and was instantly given a higher level of respect than necessary. It's the ultimate weapon because there's nothing wrong with being easy going. And when you are known as being easy going and then you call someone out on their behavior, A. They dont expect it and will fumble if they even try to retort, B. What you say will carry a ton of weight because of the laid back reputation you have already established.

[Ankle_Lift]

Completely taking your pants down to your ankles at a urinal in a public restroom.

Completely taking your pants down to your ankles for a pissbreak on the side of the highway on a roadtrip.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

I don't know if this can be learned, you have to have some of it natural. But if you are really sharp-witted and can talk some shit, always keep a cool head. Even if someone is getting on your nerves be cool, but once someone crosses the line and actually is malicious or tries to talk down to you, throw it back quick.

I can't tell you how many times I've done that and was instantly given a higher level of respect than necessary. It's the ultimate weapon because there's nothing wrong with being easy going. And when you are known as being easy going and then you call someone out on their behavior, A. They dont expect it and will fumble if they even try to retort, B. What you say will carry a ton of weight because of the laid back reputation you have already established.

This. 100% works for me naturally