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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2021, 11:09:10 PM »
it's an Olympic sport now. nothing wrong with jocks

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2021, 11:37:50 PM »
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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2021, 12:09:27 AM »
I wish all my favorite skaters become jocks and put out 234234234 videoparts, I dont give af if people do contest or whatever, sucks when u have a favorite skater that is going hard partying 24 7 and give you 2min of footage in 20 years or something like that lol

with IG type of business nowdays, we will get more and more and footage, so wild people like joslin, suciu, ishod etc being athlets is not a bad deal when you like one of them

just ignore the girouds of the world and u'll be fine dont worry, focus on the good aspect!

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2021, 12:54:26 AM »

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2021, 01:20:35 AM »
Where's John Rattray on that list?
Is it true?  Or did you read it on the slap message board?

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2021, 02:16:31 AM »


The irony is that in 1992 Plan B was the opposite of jocks and they could joke about it in an ad, whereas today they are truly jocks.
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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2021, 02:41:53 AM »


The irony is that in 1992 Plan B was the opposite of jocks and they could joke about it in an ad, whereas today they are truly jocks.

Nope. They’re joking about it because they were being called jocks. They were kinda jocks, that’s the joke.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tsbAVzZXDRE&t=40m40s

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2021, 02:50:35 AM »

Nope. They’re joking about it because they were being called jocks. They were kinda jocks, that’s the joke.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tsbAVzZXDRE&t=40m40s
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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2021, 03:27:24 AM »
Damn straight, get out off here, jocks.

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2021, 04:44:59 AM »
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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?

im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there


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Should we also quit skating because we weren't there when it was invented?

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i don't want to link to the channel because is promotes athiesm.

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2021, 05:04:30 AM »
No Billy Marks? Wtf

His ping pong ball skills place him firmly in jock territory

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2021, 05:39:33 AM »
Revenge of the nerds is alright but I much prefer porky’s, just the first one cause the other two sucked
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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2021, 06:30:24 AM »
Aside from the corny Rockstar ad instagram posts, Clay Kreiner is fucking rad. Transition destroyer, has street clips, skates mega padless. I back it.

Don’t act like we needed those street clips

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2021, 06:31:38 AM »
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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?

im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there


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yes

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2021, 07:56:54 AM »
OP really wrote ishod on a list about jocks and not d.way?
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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2021, 07:59:58 AM »
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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?

im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there


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yes
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That includes you bud

you asked i answered
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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #46 on: January 25, 2021, 08:06:55 AM »
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #47 on: January 25, 2021, 09:26:30 AM »


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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #48 on: January 25, 2021, 09:30:17 AM »
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So basically if you skate good it means you're a jock? I mean, Pedro Barros, Ishod? Garry just cause his job is literally to talk shit about any video that comes his way?

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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?

im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there


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No it's HIS skateboarding. Leave it alone
This guy runs 8.25 trucks on a 9". I wouldn't put much stock into what he says.

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #49 on: January 25, 2021, 10:01:53 AM »
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So basically if you skate good it means you're a jock? I mean, Pedro Barros, Ishod? Garry just cause his job is literally to talk shit about any video that comes his way?

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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?

im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there


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No it's HIS skateboarding. Leave it alone
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This guy runs 8.25 trucks on a 9". I wouldn't put much stock into what he says.

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #50 on: January 25, 2021, 10:30:05 AM »
What's the skating version of spitting in a dugout? Shotgunning a beer?

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #51 on: January 25, 2021, 11:04:57 AM »
What's the skating version of spitting in a dugout? Shotgunning a beer?
Yes.

There's a raw cut or whatever of an Evan Smith part where some locals chilling on their balcony give him a beer after he lands a trick, and he immediately shotguns it and throws the partially empty can on the street outside their home. I thought that was some ultra jock shit
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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #52 on: January 25, 2021, 01:43:23 PM »
We’ve had all these jocks in skating for years and still no jockstrap trend in sight. I wanna let my sweaty bumhole get some of that cool, cool breeze when I’m out catching gnarly pounders wit da boys.

But I don’t wanna be the only one.
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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #53 on: January 25, 2021, 01:45:18 PM »
I kinda think Gary Rogers is good at skating?
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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #54 on: January 25, 2021, 07:04:45 PM »
jock is right up there with kook in terms of words that don't make sense in skating anymore because everyone is both

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #55 on: January 25, 2021, 07:56:24 PM »
jock is right up there with kook in terms of words that don't make sense in skating anymore because everyone is both

So are we ‘jooks’ or ‘kocks’?
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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #56 on: January 25, 2021, 09:27:00 PM »
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jock is right up there with kook in terms of words that don't make sense in skating anymore because everyone is both
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I dunno, but I can tell you THIS much: I have never sucked a jook in my life. However...

So are we ‘jooks’ or ‘kocks’?
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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #57 on: January 26, 2021, 08:25:10 AM »
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #58 on: January 26, 2021, 08:54:53 AM »
I can't stand Gary.  But dude can skate.

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Re: JOCKS OF SKATEBOARDING
« Reply #59 on: January 26, 2021, 08:58:38 AM »
Terrible list. Focus