Author Topic: Things you'll never hear a skater saying (Read 7295 times)

Freelancevagrant · « **Reply #30 on:** January 31, 2021, 02:35:40 PM »

Quote from: Billy Bitchcakes on January 31, 2021, 01:57:41 PM

Quote from: marty mcfly on January 31, 2021, 01:45:48 PM
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fuck old penny footage...his new stuff is more enjoyable!
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Agreed

I’m beyond honored to be your signature

Gary Gloverberg · « **Reply #31 on:** January 31, 2021, 03:19:40 PM »

“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!”

Hyliannightmare · « **Reply #32 on:** January 31, 2021, 03:21:58 PM »

Quote from: QixHexagon on January 31, 2021, 06:36:26 AM

"Willy grinds are so sick"

well I already lost

Pretty Serious · « **Reply #33 on:** January 31, 2021, 03:52:33 PM »

Skate and live, sister

pugmaster · « **Reply #34 on:** January 31, 2021, 03:59:39 PM »

I have health insurance and know about taxes.

ungzilla · « **Reply #35 on:** January 31, 2021, 04:10:58 PM »

zero more tries

fredgallSOTY · « **Reply #36 on:** January 31, 2021, 04:14:00 PM »

i do not know what a skateboard is

ok boomer · « **Reply #37 on:** January 31, 2021, 04:14:22 PM »

"Let's goooooo!"
"Full send"

matty_c · « **Reply #38 on:** January 31, 2021, 04:27:33 PM »

I watch new penny footage and I think fuck yeah maybe one day I’ll get that stoned looks like fun

ziggy · « **Reply #39 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:37:49 PM »

skaters from New Jersey are wack

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #40 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:53:57 PM »

Why is “Fred Gall” an option on this poll for something seemingly unrelated to the east coast switch stance and crust skating pioneer?

rocklobster · « **Reply #41 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:57:42 PM »

"That was absolutely my last try and I am going home"

dannyprovolone · « **Reply #42 on:** January 31, 2021, 06:05:04 PM »

"check out my new cariumas"

Urtripping · « **Reply #43 on:** January 31, 2021, 07:05:53 PM »

Any vulgar language or swears.

Heckride

Madam, I'm Adam · « **Reply #44 on:** January 31, 2021, 08:50:42 PM »

“Ixnay on the unchlay hombres, gotta get some good ol’ fashioned kidulting in at the skateparkininny”

Atiba Applebum · « **Reply #45 on:** January 31, 2021, 09:30:09 PM »

Dropping out of High School to go on tour with Tum Yeto sure turned out well for me.

Maybe I should leave the acoustic guitar at home

I wish Notes from the Underground (Thrasher) was longer

Hmm so that’s what an expert in that specific field actually thinks. I guess I don’t need to consult YouTube

I’ll join Girl but ONLY if that guarantees me a spot on Lakai

T Funk comes across a lot better in person

Stoked on my first Plan B graphic!

Wait, did anyone realize this brand is called sk8mafia?! Sk8 + mafia ! I don’t even think it’s a joke. Yes, their logo DOES look like an email app icon. Glad we’re all agreed it’s a really weirdly named brand

Thanks for promoting your company’s full length video in our pages. We’ll interview all your riders about how it’s a shame full lengths are rarer and rarer and then premiere your video on our website that 99% of the time features solo parts that we make money off of.

marty mcfly · « **Reply #46 on:** February 01, 2021, 04:44:45 AM »

I love Braille!

Cash bandicoot · « **Reply #47 on:** February 01, 2021, 08:43:06 AM »

I am emotionally mature and fully prepared to have a life once my body fails me and I can no longer skate at a professional level.

Brguy · « **Reply #48 on:** February 01, 2021, 09:06:35 AM »

Quote from: Szechuan on January 31, 2021, 01:44:24 PM

Quote from: Roger Mexico on January 31, 2021, 01:27:30 PM
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Quote from: Scott Chegg on January 31, 2021, 10:34:19 AM
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Quote from: Brguy on January 31, 2021, 08:26:52 AM
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Over willys are pretty cool, though.
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Big up Max Palmer
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Isn't an over willy as Losi grind?
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Backside for sure.

Good reminder, frontside over willys still suck.

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #49 on:** February 01, 2021, 09:12:59 AM »

here is the money you lent me

local sponsored skateboarder looking to go big: the world does't revolve around me and my wants and needs.

arrbee · « **Reply #50 on:** February 01, 2021, 09:22:42 AM »

"There are a lot of people at this spot , let me throw on my mask"

Billy Bitchcakes · « **Reply #51 on:** February 01, 2021, 09:38:11 AM »

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on February 01, 2021, 09:12:59 AM

here is the money you lent me

hahaha

PatrickSkateman · « **Reply #52 on:** February 01, 2021, 09:41:56 AM »

Post-comeback Guy Mariano is so fun to watch.

SatanicPanic · « **Reply #53 on:** February 01, 2021, 10:40:58 AM »

Quote from: PatrickSkateman on February 01, 2021, 09:41:56 AM

Post-comeback Guy Mariano is so fun to watch.

What? I’d say that

Sizzla · « **Reply #54 on:** February 01, 2021, 10:44:02 AM »

Quote from: hot take on January 31, 2021, 10:40:38 AM

“I have a bed frame at home”

Disya mek sizzla go haha

indigenous_nudity · « **Reply #55 on:** February 01, 2021, 12:25:45 PM »

“i’ll admit it: i have a trust fund and my life sure is easy because of it.”

chipped tail · « **Reply #56 on:** February 01, 2021, 12:49:31 PM »

"my slap handle is..."

Loady McGee · « **Reply #57 on:** February 01, 2021, 02:05:26 PM »

"Getting a tattoo of my current sponsor's logo might not be such a good idea in the long run."

Lowcalcium · « **Reply #58 on:** February 01, 2021, 02:22:21 PM »

"Nah man, Louie Barletta is only 35"

Tear Up a Trick · « **Reply #59 on:** February 01, 2021, 04:26:34 PM »

"Something clever about of"

Author Topic: Things you'll never hear a skater saying (Read 7295 times)

Gary Gloverberg

Pretty Serious

fredgallSOTY

dannyprovolone

marty mcfly

Brguy

Beeda Weeda

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