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Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« on: March 28, 2021, 01:37:33 AM »
What's a piece of gear that you saw that you really wish you hadn't seen or had ever been conceptualized in the first place?


I don't know who porous walker is, but I really hold disdain for his work. This is probably the worst design I have ever seen on any piece of clothing.



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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2021, 05:42:40 AM »
Whattt porous walker is hilarious!

I feel like the correct answer is that disgusting LV griptape
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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2021, 06:27:39 AM »
Crazy printed grip. Idk how hard you're ripping, if you have camo/Louie vutton/full graphic grip tape, I literally don't wanna see it.

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2021, 06:29:32 AM »
Any skate brand not owned by a skateboarder
Sir, I'm going to politely, but firmly, ask you and your common sense to leave this establishment.

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2021, 06:30:23 AM »
Whattt porous walker is hilarious!

I feel like the correct answer is that disgusting LV griptape

oh yeah, totally killing it. love these shorts:


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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2021, 08:45:07 AM »


Gring King Velvet trucks
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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2021, 09:17:57 AM »
Those hats they make morons wear, the helicopter ones
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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2021, 09:20:30 AM »
Revive
Cariuma
Axion revive

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2021, 09:31:03 AM »


Gring King Velvet trucks

Krux velvet were way better IMO

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2021, 06:27:44 AM »
Royal and krux.

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2021, 07:47:32 AM »
Frog, Revive, Braille

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2021, 01:59:42 PM »
Cariuma
Cariuma
Cariuma

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2021, 02:25:24 PM »
Lakai in 2021

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2021, 03:36:34 PM »
Never understood why those griptape rollers exist when you essentially already have 4.

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2021, 05:45:59 PM »
Every time adidas makes a skate version of one of their classic shoes, they blow it (ie: the skate sambas and the vulcanized superstars.)


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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2021, 04:06:33 AM »
Those hats they make morons wear, the helicopter ones

Do these actually exist, I only ever saw them in comic books. Would be sick if someone would wear them in a skatevid and the hat would fly of (actually take of like a helicopter) during a trick down a stairset.

Googled it, they do exist...
why come?

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2021, 10:34:21 AM »
Every time adidas makes a skate version of one of their classic shoes, they blow it (ie: the skate sambas and the vulcanized superstars.)


Regular sambas feel perfectly good for skating imo.
Skated boost superstars and they were decently good, but could have more grip (I mainly skate vans and cons so that was very unexpected).
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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2021, 12:23:03 PM »

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2021, 01:08:09 PM »

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2021, 02:29:01 PM »


GTFO hahaha. Those NEEDED to exist (according to 10 year old me, just getting into skating)
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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2021, 03:05:18 PM »




I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2021, 05:22:26 PM »
Lappers still exist.
The struggle is real.
Also copers.

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2021, 09:01:18 AM »
Frog, Revive, Braille

Funny you should say Braille. I just looked at their blanks after seeing their name in the woodshop thread as PS sticks.
Anything off about their hard goods? Don't start me about the goofy youtube video they make. Most of those are straight return to sender material.

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2021, 10:33:21 AM »
miles griptape

i wont hold my breath though

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2021, 11:24:20 AM »
miles griptape

i wont hold my breath though

But look at that team. All your sick favorite pros.
And Aidan.

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2021, 09:20:13 PM »



”Respect to all of you for wearing your camoflage”
take what small comfort there may be left
seize what you love and damn all the rest

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2021, 11:37:05 PM »
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”Respect to all of you for wearing your camoflage”

Just watched the clip last night!


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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2021, 01:08:17 AM »
I’ve seen the movie a fair bit back in the day, but I did not recall Martin Freeman being in it (innit). Fucking classic.
take what small comfort there may be left
seize what you love and damn all the rest

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2021, 07:25:59 AM »
Chico Brenes big boy models in 2021

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Gear that shouldn't exist, but does
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2021, 11:07:19 AM »
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”Respect to all of you for wearing your camoflage”
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Just watched the clip last night!


"Bitch on a pension, suck my dong"



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