Author Topic: If you were a skate god, who would you put on what team? (Read 2193 times)

snowballz · « **on:** May 11, 2021, 10:33:31 PM »

My drunken post about Lee Ralph needing to be on Antihero got me thinking. If you were the skate god, and had the ability to put any skater on any team, who would you put where?

For me:

Lee Ralph on Antihero
John Dilorenzo on Real
Uncle Freddy on FA
Paulo and Chico on Palace

iknowisuck · « **Reply #1 on:** May 11, 2021, 11:00:55 PM »

Everyone goes to Primitive.

TastyBurrito · « **Reply #2 on:** May 11, 2021, 11:09:15 PM »

Nyjah on Braille

Prostate Exam · « **Reply #3 on:** May 11, 2021, 11:24:08 PM »

Jimmy Wilkins deservers any check he could get

TheLurper · « **Reply #4 on:** May 12, 2021, 12:16:22 AM »

I could see everyone on Krooked

Hands down Hass out · « **Reply #5 on:** May 12, 2021, 01:02:55 AM »

Marisa on $LAVE (replace Cold War with Radio Television)

Forrest fully on Toy Machine.

Cromer on FA (Terp replacement)

Gillette on Quasi

Breana on Hockey

Duffel on DGK. (No joke)

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #6 on:** May 12, 2021, 03:52:49 AM »

T. Hawk on Maybelline

Paperclip20 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 12, 2021, 04:14:16 AM »

Quote from: Hands down Hass out on May 12, 2021, 01:02:55 AM

Cromer on FA (Terp replacement)

Breanna on Hockey

These two would be so sick. But I do think Cromer fits on Krooked quite well.

PERILL · « **Reply #8 on:** May 12, 2021, 04:58:05 AM »

Quote from: TastyBurrito on May 11, 2021, 11:09:15 PM

Nyjah on Braille

ninformatic · « **Reply #9 on:** May 12, 2021, 05:07:16 AM »

TX on Palace

fredgallSOTY · « **Reply #10 on:** May 12, 2021, 07:13:44 AM »

Carl Aikens and Tiago - Palace
Corey Glick - Krooked
Cyrus - Quasi

DGKADOW

fred durst biggest fan · « **Reply #11 on:** May 12, 2021, 07:20:02 AM »

i could see tony hawk on krooked

exlurker · « **Reply #12 on:** May 12, 2021, 07:49:07 AM »

Drop the entire Toy Machine team, replace with:

- Breana
- Franky V
- Franky Heck
- any other frankies i've forgotten
- Akobi "Franky" Williams
- Dustin Francis Henry
- Maybe pick 2 or 3 other dudes from Real that would shine somewhere else for their raw abilities but blend into amorphous nothing within the sprawling empire of the Real team.
- put Muska back on too, fuck it

urbneathme · « **Reply #13 on:** May 12, 2021, 08:35:04 AM »

top ten board sellers currently in the market split between dance and LE

nyjah on palace

kevin terpening on hockey

SatanicPanic · « **Reply #14 on:** May 12, 2021, 08:41:27 AM »

Quote from: exlurker on May 12, 2021, 07:49:07 AM

Drop the entire Toy Machine team, replace with:

- Breana
- Franky V
- Franky Heck
- any other frankies i've forgotten
- Akobi "Franky" Williams
- Dustin Francis Henry
- Maybe pick 2 or 3 other dudes from Real that would shine somewhere else for their raw abilities but blend into amorphous nothing within the sprawling empire of the Real team.
- put Muska back on too, fuck it

Frankie Gerwer?

CannerSpaghetti · « **Reply #15 on:** May 12, 2021, 08:42:34 AM »

Quote from: exlurker on May 12, 2021, 07:49:07 AM

Drop the entire Toy Machine team, replace with:

- Breana
- Franky V
- Franky Heck
- any other frankies i've forgotten
- Akobi "Franky" Williams
- Dustin Francis Henry
- Maybe pick 2 or 3 other dudes from Real that would shine somewhere else for their raw abilities but blend into amorphous nothing within the sprawling empire of the Real team.
- put Muska back on too, fuck it

Krazy Frankie

D10S · « **Reply #16 on:** May 12, 2021, 08:43:22 AM »

Kader on Glue

JANUS · « **Reply #17 on:** May 12, 2021, 09:35:19 AM »

Forrest Edwards on Frog.

sus · « **Reply #18 on:** May 12, 2021, 10:15:52 AM »

take Tom Asta and put him on Primitive

lets give Andrew Reynolds a guest board on Muta while we're at it

boi-cuzudo · « **Reply #19 on:** May 12, 2021, 12:03:30 PM »

TK on baker

brucewillis · « **Reply #20 on:** May 12, 2021, 12:08:48 PM »

Max on isle.

TheLurper · « **Reply #21 on:** May 12, 2021, 12:20:10 PM »

Forrest on Frog.

quesly · « **Reply #22 on:** May 12, 2021, 04:20:34 PM »

Westgate on Alltimers
Every pro on Chocolate except for Stevie and Vincent is demoted to flow bro, Carl is now pro
Raven on AH
Franky Villani on Enjoi
Walker Ryan on Habitat

Sifter · « **Reply #23 on:** May 12, 2021, 05:37:23 PM »

I'd get every cunt off Cariuma for a start

Circaskater420 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 12, 2021, 08:35:49 PM »

Heitor on Polar

IpathCats · « **Reply #25 on:** May 12, 2021, 08:49:01 PM »

Tiago on DC (even though his NB's are sick, I own two pairs)
Riley on birdhouse
Raven on AH
Can everyone on girl/chocolate except chico. put guy and koston back on, just have the three of them make the girl/chocolate footy until they die, at which point they should close shop for good.
Simon bannerot on real
Griffin gass on Indy or thunder, hate seeing him on royals. Also on polar so I can watch him and hjalte skate the same ledge and get confused.

johnes · « **Reply #26 on:** May 14, 2021, 06:45:25 PM »

I’m not a big FA/Hocky fan but I would put Ishod on FA, him and Louie are the two current goats.
Reals image is too bland for Ishod imo.

GardenSkater77 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 14, 2021, 07:37:24 PM »

VicTim Skateboards

Pros:

Max Palmer
Cyrus Bennett

Ams:

Mark Humienik
Nick Ferro

Legends:

Fred Gall
Brian Brown
Bobby Puleo

Guest Board:

Hamilton Harris

antarctica · « **Reply #28 on:** May 18, 2021, 08:20:10 AM »

todd falcon on revive

also: ben k back on cons

Lowcalcium · « **Reply #29 on:** May 18, 2021, 11:58:00 AM »

Westgate on Anti-Hero (though he more fits REAL...but REAL is already too stacked)

I think Gerwer and Westgate would make a great duo skating San Francisco together, holding hands, bombing hills

Author Topic: If you were a skate god, who would you put on what team? (Read 2193 times)

fredgallSOTY

CannerSpaghetti

boi-cuzudo

IpathCats