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Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« on: May 14, 2021, 12:24:51 PM »
Been seeing a lot of talk about dicks on here.. maybe not, could be just me, but it's long overdue

We know Johnny Layton is packing, and BA undoubtedly.
Roger Bagley has that big dick attitude, I wouldn't be surprised if he's the only real nine club member on the podcast.

Who else?


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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2021, 12:30:38 PM »
Rumor has it Andy Anderson has a very large member. I‘ve heard that his penis shaped pro model has the same exact length and width of his Johnson.

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2021, 12:40:21 PM »
I wasn't gonna say anything but there has been an absurd amount of loose talk on this forum about dick size, hopefully we can resolve this extremely relevant matter forthwith

 
Toan's last trick @2:08...I had a cock gazing friend (me) that swore he's fully torqued mid trick


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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2021, 12:42:54 PM »
Penis size correlates to board width, everybody knows that.

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2021, 12:45:24 PM »
I wasn't gonna say anything but there has been an absurd amount of loose talk on this forum about dick size, hopefully we can resolve this extremely relevant matter forthwith

 
Toan's last trick @2:08...I had a cock gazing friend (me) that swore he's fully torqued mid trick

Start a Thread: Tricks landed while having a stiffy.

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2021, 12:46:10 PM »
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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2021, 12:52:52 PM »
So this is SLAP now:

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2021, 12:54:30 PM »
^ Templeton meets Layton

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2021, 01:01:13 PM »
I can't relate to this.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2021, 01:04:53 PM »
Carlos De Andrade is a human tripod.

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2021, 01:19:55 PM »
Carlos De Andrade is a human tripod.


That’s just because his legs are so short.

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2021, 01:21:54 PM »
Does anyone know of any footage that clearly shows some dick profile in it? Who skates in mesh shorts? Raven?

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2021, 01:28:47 PM »
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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2021, 01:29:25 PM »
not me bro smol pp gang

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2021, 01:30:49 PM »
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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2021, 01:52:41 PM »
I can't relate to this.

Says the guy with a HORSE for a profile pic.  ::)

That rep is big dick energy, sir


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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2021, 02:04:45 PM »
Penis size correlates to board width, everybody knows that.

this is why i had to be honest with myself and size down from a 9.

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2021, 02:08:17 PM »
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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2021, 02:23:31 PM »
Chris Cole. I remember seeing in a Ride Channel interview with his wife Red and Mikey Taylor's wife. I remember interviewer said that he's seen his in the street league locker rooms and he's apparently packing to the point where joked about praying for her while handling that thing

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2021, 02:24:06 PM »
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Get hungry on it girl?
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Anytime Matlo. Anytime.

@ihatejulio the setup and execution of this was exquisite.

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2021, 02:35:54 PM »
Finally a thread on here relevant to my interests.

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2021, 02:38:52 PM »
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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2021, 02:42:41 PM »
Posting on the first page of what's sure to be a good thread.

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2021, 02:43:29 PM »
But balls are more crucial to skateboarding...

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2021, 02:46:25 PM »
My eyes are up here, bro

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2021, 02:47:55 PM »
Size doesn’t matter it’s how you use it come on guys

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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2021, 02:48:41 PM »
Birdman's gotta be packin
Can someone explain in Fortnite terms?


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Re: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2021, 02:53:08 PM »
Fuck, I hate to contribute to this thread (twice)... but, we need Ry-Reyes's wife to come on here explain how Ryan pulled it off.



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