BATB12

[Cool Ceith]

Have you guys ever slow-played someone in skate? Just kinda pretend that you're not that good and kinda chunk a few tricks, then when it's your turn you just go buckwild?

[Paul Cicero]

That last game was a fucking travesty.

[dallou]

what do you mean ?

[Dr Hass]

Have you guys ever slow-played someone in skate? Just kinda pretend that you're not that good and kinda chunk a few tricks, then when it's your turn you just go buckwild?

That would imply I have tricks to go “buckwild” with

[Sid Farkus - Bra Salesman]

Do people actually do ollies in skate? No one ever does that around where I live.

usually the 13 and under crowd

[ilchymis]

Not the worst game I've seen, but pretty forgettable.

[companguero]

[burm]

Marcos had possibly the worst fitting t-shirt I've ever seen, I have to assume it's very fashionable and expensive. Also, he did an impossible and Tyler did not, so fuck that.

[Coastal Fever]

I just want whoever’s on Cariuma to lose so this was a disappointing finish.

[NoComply180]

I’m not watching this tasteless gen z tacky fuckfest. Fuck cariuma and fuck YouTube pros. So sad how far the berrics has fallen.

[bigolboii]

Def Not an impossible. What's the point of the impossible foot wrap rule if they let something this clear slide. The crowd should have spoke up lol. Pressure heel and no pop nollie bigger spin was gross

[SatanicPanic]

Have you guys ever slow-played someone in skate? Just kinda pretend that you're not that good and kinda chunk a few tricks, then when it's your turn you just go buckwild?

No. I am really that bad at flip tricks.

[Roy Machine]

Normally I am able to land a few tricks in defense but when it is my time i always choke

[Tommy G]

Have you guys ever slow-played someone in skate? Just kinda pretend that you're not that good and kinda chunk a few tricks, then when it's your turn you just go buckwild?

The opposite actually. Some dude pulled a couple of hard ass tricks and then could barely do anything else.

[big_kev_215]

Not the worst game I've seen, but pretty forgettable.

They’re always rolling out this King Joffrey/Draco Malfoy/Slim Jesus mashup looking guy for things.  He must be a good sport

[OldSkater]

I just want whoever’s on Cariuma to lose so this was a disappointing finish.

[FatGuy92]

[ilchymis]

Even though this was likely some scripted bullshit, I thought it was a fun watch. Shows how pointless this bracket is at this point, wouldnt be surprised if they didnt upload anything until the "finals" and put Ribs Man and Aaron Kyro in it.

[TheDingus]

Scripted dogshit

[Swithflip]

Is this shit infite? Let it die!!

[Lou Strux]

Is this shit infite? Let it die!!

They can't: they've already sold the rights to the finals to some Coffee app. or something.

Are we expected to believe that the Legion of Doom was actually going to advance to the next round?
This result was pre-broadcast the moment they showed the competitor(s).
Surprise, surprise! Another scripted skit from Steve.
More noteworthy than the Eminem vs. Mike V. match for the skating, but the drama lacked the strength of purpose that came from Vallely's spirited performance.
Out of 10 possible points, I give it a "Meh."

[Lou Strux]

You know, now that I think of it… if they’re going to do these one dude vs. a gang of heads type of scenarios, I do believe I’d actually rather watch Mike Vallely vs. four random ocks.
Really missed a trick here, Steve.
Maybe shelve that idea for BATB13 in 2025, yeah?

[FatGuy92]

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Even though this was likely some scripted bullshit, I thought it was a fun watch. Shows how pointless this bracket is at this point, wouldnt be surprised if they didnt upload anything until the "finals" and put Ribs Man and Aaron Kyro in it.

I was into the previous legion of doom battles. The legion of doom vs justice league one was actually pretty entertaining despite being staged. This one didn’t have that same juice. Manny wincing at Steve shooting his little pellet gun thing is how I feel about the entire season.

[JugeL]

The fuck is this shit

[TrainWreck]

Scripted dogshit

[Dr Hass]

Cole has got to have the worst style to competence ratio in skateboarding. A guy who can basically do any trick under the sun but always makes it look like he’s never stepped on a board before.

[Cool Ceith]

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Is this shit infite? Let it die!!

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They can't: they've already sold the rights to the finals to some Coffee app. or something.

Are we expected to believe that the Legion of Doom was actually going to advance to the next round?
This result was pre-broadcast the moment they showed the competitor(s).
Surprise, surprise! Another scripted skit from Steve.
More noteworthy than the Eminem vs. Mike V. match for the skating, but the drama lacked the strength of purpose that came from Vallely's spirited performance.
Out of 10 possible points, I give it a "Meh."

And further proof that it was scripted: The Legion is replacing redheaded stepchild Tyler Peterson, who is in the bracket TWICE and is already advancing to the 3rd round from the left side. If the Legion had won, and then T-bone Malfoypants took over the reins for Round 3 right-side bracket then it's conceivable that he would circus trick his way to the first-ever mirror match of BATB

and the crowd goes wild… yay

[HORSES]

Cole has got to have the worst style to competence ratio in skateboarding. A guy who can basically do any trick under the sun but always makes it look like he’s never stepped on a board before.

Someone posted on here once that he is the Street Andy Mac, and I can't help but think of that anytime he pops up.

[Yonnycage]

Back 3 heel on flat is beyond fucked regardless of how staged and scientologist this whole shitshow is. How the fuck do you even think to do that. His back 3 flip is flawless too.

[mtvic]

Back 3 heel on flat is beyond fucked regardless of how staged and scientologist this whole shitshow is. How the fuck do you even think to do that. His back 3 flip is flawless too.

*backside heelflip late spin. Amazing trick if done properly, this was rather weak though.