10 Things Nigel Houston Can't Live Without

[Urtripping]

He can live without consent from sexual partners, however

[Space Monkey]

Not watching this, but those party drugs have been rough on Ol' Nigel.

[versacekid420]

we can all agree he is pretty insufferable, but for some reason his “essentials” surprised me. all of his stuff is used for his skating and i’m glad he wasn’t like “the keys to my audi r8” or “windex to clean the windows of my million dollar glass house” or whatever. but he’s still a scumbag so fuck you brother 

[Shamalamalon]

we can all agree he is pretty insufferable, but for some reason his “essentials” surprised me. all of his stuff is used for his skating and i’m glad he wasn’t like “the keys to my audi r8” or “windex to clean the windows of my million dollar glass house” or whatever. but he’s still a scumbag so fuck you brother 

I dunno he chose dental floss as 1 essential, dental floss??

I use dental floss, its a good product. But as an essential in your GQ list..? I just feel like that's really trying to push forward an image and in reality I'm sure he likes floss, but it's hardly essential, any store has it anywhere.

 It just reminds of old Mathew  McConaughey when he said he had toothbrush's in every room in his house, just so at any point in the day he could whip it out and brush up his pearly whites. Brushing like 15-20 times a day.

Like that's cool and all but apart from his dentist, who else gives a shit?

He wants us to think " wow like this mans so fresh and clean dental floss is his essential"  Just seems really forced.

 I guess it probably will impress some type of person, but that's the type of person I don't need to know 

[j....soy.....]

That Mathew mcconaughey story sounds so suspect....what the fuck are you gonna do with a dry toothbrush...he better have a sink in every room otherwise....I'll accept it as nothing but a bold face lie. 

Who is he trying to impress? 

Nigel is an obvious sociopath....anyone who says they 'have to floss', clearly the best thing about them is they don't floss.....

Dental hygiene trigger.....

[Prostate Exam]

Could live without him

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Molly x10

[offkilter]

So hot right now

[Hinna]

water
air
food
roofing
not even clicking on that

[chrisskates808]

He can live without consent from sexual partners, however

Dude, I literally was about to the say the same 🤣

[Mouth]

With that hairdo, how could anyone not consent?

[Bunk Moreland]

With that hairdo, how could anyone not consent?

He had to ditch the gas station monster snap back for GQ dawg.

[Jewel Runner]

I saw a bunch of youtube comments asking where were the white girls lol

[ziggy]

wtf was that board tho

[Freelancevagrant]

@Urtripping thats literally the first thing I thought when I saw this.

[HeavyAndExpensive]

 It just reminds of old Mathew  McConaughey when he said he had toothbrush's in every room in his house, just so at any point in the day he could whip it out and brush up his pearly whites. Brushing like 15-20 times a day.

Like that's cool and all but apart from his dentist, who else gives a shit?

I can't even imagine a dentist recommending that. Brushing your teeth that often feels like it would be bad for your teeth and gums.

[Cheshire Cat]

Is Sinner / Personal homunculus on the list?

[Urtripping]

Is Sinner / Personal homunculus on the list?

Dinner needs Nigel more than Nigel needs Dinner

[DanCorteseFromMTVSports]

So I was going to jokingly post this video:



However, after rereading the lyrics, this song sounds exactly like Nigel's childhood. Just change "British steel" to "skateboarding".

https://genius.com/Xtc-making-plans-for-nigel-lyrics

Spooky shit.

[JANUS]

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 It just reminds of old Mathew  McConaughey when he said he had toothbrush's in every room in his house, just so at any point in the day he could whip it out and brush up his pearly whites. Brushing like 15-20 times a day.

Like that's cool and all but apart from his dentist, who else gives a shit?

[close]

I can't even imagine a dentist recommending that. Brushing your teeth that often feels like it would be bad for your teeth and gums.

[Theme For A Jackal]

Nigel in the Nike Dashiki looking dumb as hell

[Utopos]

Dude is looking haggard. Was cocaine on the list?

[matty_c]

I was hoping they’d show that big sphere he’s got and he gets in it and swings every which way it’s got all these axes you could see it in the video of his house

No idea what it’s for but I wanna get one

[TheLurper]

[Blueabyssofthisss]

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we can all agree he is pretty insufferable, but for some reason his “essentials” surprised me. all of his stuff is used for his skating and i’m glad he wasn’t like “the keys to my audi r8” or “windex to clean the windows of my million dollar glass house” or whatever. but he’s still a scumbag so fuck you brother 

[close]

I dunno he chose dental floss as 1 essential, dental floss??

I use dental floss, its a good product. But as an essential in your GQ list..? I just feel like that's really trying to push forward an image and in reality I'm sure he likes floss, but it's hardly essential, any store has it anywhere.

 It just reminds of old Mathew  McConaughey when he said he had toothbrush's in every room in his house, just so at any point in the day he could whip it out and brush up his pearly whites. Brushing like 15-20 times a day.

Like that's cool and all but apart from his dentist, who else gives a shit?

He wants us to think " wow like this mans so fresh and clean dental floss is his essential"  Just seems really forced.

 I guess it probably will impress some type of person, but that's the type of person I don't need to know

Idk man I think you’re overthinking it. I carry toothpicks with me almost everywhere because food in my teeth also drives me insane. I’m kicking myself for not thinking of floss before, way more convenient

[pro club blanks]

With that hairdo, how could anyone not consent?

Dude looking like a swaggerless crackhead bruno mars

[lk130]

Someone make a topic called Ryan Dunn

[straight fucking edge]

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we can all agree he is pretty insufferable, but for some reason his “essentials” surprised me. all of his stuff is used for his skating and i’m glad he wasn’t like “the keys to my audi r8” or “windex to clean the windows of my million dollar glass house” or whatever. but he’s still a scumbag so fuck you brother 

[close]

I dunno he chose dental floss as 1 essential, dental floss??

I use dental floss, its a good product. But as an essential in your GQ list..? I just feel like that's really trying to push forward an image and in reality I'm sure he likes floss, but it's hardly essential, any store has it anywhere.

 It just reminds of old Mathew  McConaughey when he said he had toothbrush's in every room in his house, just so at any point in the day he could whip it out and brush up his pearly whites. Brushing like 15-20 times a day.

Like that's cool and all but apart from his dentist, who else gives a shit?

He wants us to think " wow like this mans so fresh and clean dental floss is his essential"  Just seems really forced.

 I guess it probably will impress some type of person, but that's the type of person I don't need to know

[close]

Idk man I think you’re overthinking it. I carry toothpicks with me almost everywhere because food in my teeth also drives me insane. I’m kicking myself for not thinking of floss before, way more convenient

yeah that dude up there is an idiot/gross

i keep these near me always

[Urtripping]

Lol to me it looks like he's super stoned in the thumbnail. He also talked about stabbing blood blisters with a knife in a GQ interview, which is actually gnarly lmao. Those two things combined make for a really good troll... but it's more likely he's just an idiot

[mushroom slice]

1that monster check
2that Nike check
3that Doritos check
4instgram
5street league
6cbd(lol just like my mommas old doggies)
7his bros Simmer and David Loy aka the riddler and mrfreeze
8has anyone said cocaine yet?
9ricta wheels
10 love