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Did Nyjah throw the olympics?

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #60 on: July 24, 2021, 07:19:05 PM »
8.66 for that nollie heel backlip really now…

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #61 on: July 24, 2021, 07:22:49 PM »
2021 and Gailea Momolu was mentioned on a major network Olympics broadcast.

What a time to be alive.

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #62 on: July 24, 2021, 07:23:53 PM »
i really want someone to just cruise a lap, light a cig, and say they're not really feeling it today

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #63 on: July 24, 2021, 07:25:33 PM »
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That Gifted Hater/1800nipples dude mentioned he'll be streaming it on Saturday. https://m.twitch.tv/1800nipples
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the only way to watch olympics skating

Not gonna lie, it's actually pretty entertaining.
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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #64 on: July 24, 2021, 07:26:03 PM »
lol they obviously padded Nyjah's score. Imagine how bad it would be for Nike and the Olympics if he had been disqualified as he should have been

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #65 on: July 24, 2021, 07:36:17 PM »
if anyone who isnt/didnt watch this doesnt believe us, yes the camera angles are that bad


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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #66 on: July 24, 2021, 07:36:58 PM »
lol they obviously padded Nyjah's score. Imagine how bad it would be for Nike and the Olympics if he had been disqualified as he should have been
shit was too obvious

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #67 on: July 24, 2021, 07:39:51 PM »
if anyone who isnt/didnt watch this doesnt believe us, yes the camera angles are that bad



And this was during best trick when they were all using the same short line down the stairs

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #68 on: July 24, 2021, 07:46:24 PM »
Is me or Axel is the only one with a decent fit/uniform

Yeah. Everyone else looks like tennis ball boys or amateur soccer players.

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #69 on: July 24, 2021, 07:46:48 PM »
One of the worst contest sacks ever...sound UP

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #70 on: July 24, 2021, 07:57:12 PM »
lol they obviously padded Nyjah's score. Imagine how bad it would be for Nike and the Olympics if he had been disqualified as he should have been

What happened?
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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #71 on: July 24, 2021, 08:00:41 PM »
Early impressions: so far… the years of ethical and philosophical discussions surrounding skateboarding at the Olympics seems like a waste of time. This looks like any other skate contest you will find on cable.

The prelims were okay, the commentary is understandably layman, the scoring is weird but whatever and the course isn’t anything amazing.

Biggest relief is that the apparel companies didn’t kook it too hard with the gear.


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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #72 on: July 24, 2021, 08:12:48 PM »
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if anyone who isnt/didnt watch this doesnt believe us, yes the camera angles are that bad


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And this was during best trick when they were all using the same short line down the stairs

Damn, I thought the guys at the ISF were there to make sure skateboarding was done right.

I'm not watching just hoping Nyjah and Jagger leave without getting medals.

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #73 on: July 24, 2021, 08:14:58 PM »
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if anyone who isnt/didnt watch this doesnt believe us, yes the camera angles are that bad


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And this was during best trick when they were all using the same short line down the stairs

Some of the filming was truly horrendous

there is definitely some good skating going on but between the terrible filming and the constant 15 second commercials that appear in the middle of peoples runs and just return mid trick it's pretty hard to watch

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #74 on: July 24, 2021, 08:18:29 PM »
https://7plus.com.au/

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Boserios doing commentary the cameras are fine
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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #75 on: July 24, 2021, 08:20:02 PM »
there was a certain point where everyone just did a variation on a 360 lip and the announcers punctuated it by saying skateboarding was “all about creativity.” i got a good kick out of that

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #76 on: July 24, 2021, 08:25:07 PM »
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lol they obviously padded Nyjah's score. Imagine how bad it would be for Nike and the Olympics if he had been disqualified as he should have been
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What happened?

Nyjah beefed it hard on all his early runs. Skaters need to be in the top 8 to move on, and he was sitting in 12th looking like he might go home. He did two tricks, one where he stomped the tail, and got insane scores, high enough to move him into a qualifying position.

Maybe someone with an Olympic rulebook can explain exactly why those scores were justified, but to the average Slapper, it looks highly suspect.

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #77 on: July 24, 2021, 08:28:24 PM »
Finals is on NBC now, so no need to stream if you have a tv

Edit: nvm they swapped to another sport after 1 run lol

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #78 on: July 24, 2021, 08:32:33 PM »
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if anyone who isnt/didnt watch this doesnt believe us, yes the camera angles are that bad


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And this was during best trick when they were all using the same short line down the stairs
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Some of the filming was truly horrendous

there is definitely some good skating going on but between the terrible filming and the constant 15 second commercials that appear in the middle of peoples runs and just return mid trick it's pretty hard to watch
CBC feed has no ads but you might need a vpn. i cant get the aussie feed to work

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #79 on: July 24, 2021, 08:38:15 PM »
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lol they obviously padded Nyjah's score. Imagine how bad it would be for Nike and the Olympics if he had been disqualified as he should have been
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What happened?
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Nyjah beefed it hard on all his early runs. Skaters need to be in the top 8 to move on, and he was sitting in 12th looking like he might go home. He did two tricks, one where he stomped the tail, and got insane scores, high enough to move him into a qualifying position.

Maybe someone with an Olympic rulebook can explain exactly why those scores were justified, but to the average Slapper, it looks highly suspect.

Yeah putting a hand down gets you nothing but tail drag doesn't?  Wild.

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #80 on: July 24, 2021, 08:42:17 PM »
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lol they obviously padded Nyjah's score. Imagine how bad it would be for Nike and the Olympics if he had been disqualified as he should have been
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What happened?
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Nyjah beefed it hard on all his early runs. Skaters need to be in the top 8 to move on, and he was sitting in 12th looking like he might go home. He did two tricks, one where he stomped the tail, and got insane scores, high enough to move him into a qualifying position.

Maybe someone with an Olympic rulebook can explain exactly why those scores were justified, but to the average Slapper, it looks highly suspect.
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Yeah putting a hand down gets you nothing but tail drag doesn't?  Wild.

According to one of the commentators (Zitzer?) it was a “switch manny” out of the trick.

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #81 on: July 24, 2021, 08:42:41 PM »
Just a heads up, my wife downloaded the "locast" app on our Roku TV and streaming easy. Couldn't watch on NBC

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #82 on: July 24, 2021, 08:43:55 PM »
That Gifted Hater/1800nipples dude mentioned he'll be streaming it on Saturday. https://m.twitch.tv/1800nipples

Thanks for sharing.  Never heard of this guy before, his commentary is so much better than the actual commentary.

Does anyone know what the deal is with his jaw? Tardive dyskinesia, tourette's, or something?
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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #83 on: July 24, 2021, 08:45:37 PM »
Haters should be pumped, nyjah and yuto not stacking up so far

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #84 on: July 24, 2021, 08:48:20 PM »
still tho hard to root for a guy in cariumas

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #85 on: July 24, 2021, 08:52:28 PM »
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That Gifted Hater/1800nipples dude mentioned he'll be streaming it on Saturday. https://m.twitch.tv/1800nipples
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Thanks for sharing.  Never heard of this guy before, his commentary is so much better than the actual commentary.

Does anyone know what the deal is with his jaw? Tardive dyskinesia or ecstasy or something?

All I know is he honestly lionizing the commentary.

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #86 on: July 24, 2021, 08:56:58 PM »
I wasn’t expecting much, but fuck that was hard to watch. They shoulda let the good people at Dime plan this out.

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #87 on: July 24, 2021, 08:59:14 PM »
hahaha mike tirico just called nyjah "nigel"

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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #88 on: July 24, 2021, 09:09:54 PM »
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That Gifted Hater/1800nipples dude mentioned he'll be streaming it on Saturday. https://m.twitch.tv/1800nipples
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Thanks for sharing.  Never heard of this guy before, his commentary is so much better than the actual commentary.

Does anyone know what the deal is with his jaw? Tardive dyskinesia or ecstasy or something?
He's zorched on Red Bull. You missed the other background info earlier in the stream.
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Re: How to watch the olympics for free
« Reply #89 on: July 24, 2021, 09:16:01 PM »
pizza skateboards aside, vincent milou is sick as fuck


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