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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2021, 04:22:54 PM »
Gross. Hard pass on all of that.

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2021, 04:35:51 PM »
What about 20 year olds who own houseboats
Honestly I think those are popular with older guys mobile homes seem to be where it's at now and days   ;D




Well that was a waste of energy. Carry on Pennybabie.

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2021, 05:10:30 PM »
+1 for uncle rich. I love that guy.

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2021, 06:08:23 PM »
yikes

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2021, 06:22:44 PM »
Is Pennybabie Vincent Adultman?


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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #35 on: July 25, 2021, 07:16:01 PM »
Divide your age in half and then add seven, that is the universal rule for how low you can go!

Having said that, yeah this guy is kinda creepy...

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #36 on: July 25, 2021, 07:23:42 PM »
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What about 20 year olds who own houseboats
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Honestly I think those are popular with older guys mobile homes seem to be where it's at now and days   ;D




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Well that was a waste of energy. Carry on Pennybabie.
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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2021, 07:34:28 PM »
Is Pennybabie Vincent Adultman?


Wait… is that where our homey @L33Tg33k gets their avatar from?
That horsey headed character looks familiar, and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Mikey Taylor, because investment advice.

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2021, 08:47:46 PM »
Weird thread.

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2021, 09:29:32 PM »


The guy who invented landing primo!

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2021, 11:42:18 PM »
Could someone photoshop a whole bunch of those rings onto that long ass neck please
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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #41 on: July 26, 2021, 12:06:01 AM »
No wonder he rides a van

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #42 on: July 26, 2021, 10:46:18 AM »
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What about 20 year olds who own houseboats
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Honestly I think those are popular with older guys mobile homes seem to be where it's at now and days   ;D




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Well that was a waste of energy. Carry on Pennybabie.
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Rock on Bugle  8)

It would suck so bad to live in one of those year round in the northshore MA area. Where the fuck can you even park without being bothered? She prob stays in walmart lots and behind the golden banana.

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #43 on: July 26, 2021, 12:00:57 PM »
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Is Pennybabie Vincent Adultman?


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Wait… is that where our homey @L33Tg33k gets their avatar from?
That horsey headed character looks familiar, and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Mikey Taylor, because investment advice.

I believe so.

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #44 on: July 26, 2021, 12:19:35 PM »
Physically, someone in their 30s can cover the largest gap.  Take care of yourself and a 35 year old can pass for 20.....don't and you can look closer to 55. 


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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #45 on: July 26, 2021, 12:54:56 PM »
Im no 80s valley girl but the term grody to the max seems appropriate

How you look like youre midway thru a 6 month long creature skateboards world tour but youre skating curbs with your girl down the street?
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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2021, 01:02:11 PM »
Haley must have lost her sense of smell when she got covid.

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #47 on: July 26, 2021, 01:09:32 PM »
Physically, someone in their 30s can cover the largest gap.  Take care of yourself and a 35 year old can pass for 20.....don't and you can look closer to 55.

https://www.reddit.com/r/13or30/

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #48 on: July 26, 2021, 01:13:10 PM »
Im no 80s valley girl but the term grody to the max seems appropriate

How you look like youre midway thru a 6 month long creature skateboards world tour but youre skating curbs with your girl down the street?
 ::)

He's probably on that middle school hygiene routine of wetting your hair in the sink and dousing yourself in half a can of bodyspray.

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2021, 11:06:08 PM »
He's just a dad
And I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock each other's world
I'm with the skater dad
I said, "See you later, dad"
I'll be back stage after the show
I'll be at a studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl you used to know

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2021, 12:20:31 AM »
Fuck how bad was that bodyspray era I know you guys woulda had that axe shit we had lynx they had mad ads where it’d be some kid with spiked hair and he’d pull some out, use it and straight up cop a chase like every bird in a kilometre radius just gagging for it

Do you reckon they just didn’t have antiperspirant then, or was it just being a stupid kid and wanting the shit on tv?

Cause I remember they all smelled strong but they didn’t do shit about b o like antiperspirant will stop you stinking but the lynx was just a stronger smell but it would mix with the stink in your armpits it was feral
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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2021, 01:15:15 AM »
Fuck how bad was that bodyspray era I know you guys woulda had that axe shit we had lynx they had mad ads where it’d be some kid with spiked hair and he’d pull some out, use it and straight up cop a chase like every bird in a kilometre radius just gagging for it

Do you reckon they just didn’t have antiperspirant then, or was it just being a stupid kid and wanting the shit on tv?

Cause I remember they all smelled strong but they didn’t do shit about b o like antiperspirant will stop you stinking but the lynx was just a stronger smell but it would mix with the stink in your armpits it was feral

Don’t lie bro. You loving the lynx Africa body spray and shower gel you get every Xmas.
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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #52 on: July 27, 2021, 05:35:58 AM »
This is kinda grody but it's weird to see how repulsed some of you are with the age difference in this case, but when it was Ben Raybourne and some 70 year old dude it was "we should be supportive"
Can someone explain in Fortnite terms?


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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2021, 05:42:33 AM »
It’s the woman’s choice. Why are you all trying to regulate who a consenting adult can and can’t date?
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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2021, 05:56:01 AM »
besides the fact that I wipe my ass with the "bible of our sport"...  excuse me as I skip the church of "skate" and their bs. skateboarding is an art, not a sport, not a propaganda machine, religion, cult or street life enthusiast thinking the 80s skate era is back via an entourage affect propaganda war, thinking they're maids with all the washing of brains, the most famous skateboarders skates ugly AF lol, that aside I liked the winners.  the olympics reduced skateboarding to stunt man hand rails and a posh skate coarse.  The olympics of skateboarding,  It should have been about how tech we can get, also how creative we can get with real urban street terrain.  We could have had a very impressive showing with just a curb down the street, that is real street skateboarding, not a skatepark with uniforms lol, that grandma colorway though... lol street tech skaters is a group you'll never understand, look a ramp, does a backflip, wow... tech lol               
"Lets dumb down skateboarding", "alert alert, skateboarding is too smart for us." "quick!, bribe them all" lol
List your favorite skate mags that doesn't start with the letter T:
are there any good ones anymore? plus I know a good computer forensic scientist and his sister is one tough lawyer that can gather a nice lawsuit against any company thinking they can bully consumers with reviews. the bible of our sport? you mean the wizard of "OZ" of our artform. how many kids don't get into skateboarding cause the goth kids decided to add a 666 code for carelessness, just to be edgy, ok...., well this is what caring looks like, skateboarding was birthed from caring but you hate tech skateboarding, you just want ownership, right? The business of skateboarding has been getting in the way of skateboarding from expressing itself, isn't that ridiculously ironic?
When you know people that skate better than whoever is in the "In" group on the cover... nice.... who cares about merit, favoritism never wasted any tape on a international skate video..(lol).  don't get butt hurt over opinions now, skateboarding is for free thinkers and that will never change. no cyber ducktape for skaters.  the term skate media means different things to different people.  I remember when etnies had rebel sport written on it, thats what this is, a rebel sport, not an authoritarian sport. Skateboarders are mostly street not vert, we need to skate and film in front of signs that say no skateboarding and skip skateparks, skate for the love of it, not for any other reason, that will contribute the most to our craft. break through the barrier.  Plus, I miss iPaths.
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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2021, 06:20:20 AM »
Anyway, yeah, Dan is an abusive creep and grooms younger girls and does it all on YouTube. Is anyone else shocked he’s not wearing cariuma?

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2021, 07:07:34 AM »
Anyway, yeah, Dan is an abusive creep and grooms younger girls and does it all on YouTube. Is anyone else shocked he’s not wearing cariuma?

Funny you said that. I used to live in York PA and would sometimes skate with Dan, who would frequently be skating with all the skater girls/women. To be fair though he wasn’t creepy at all around them, which I can’t say the same for most of the other locals. He’s a genuinely nice dude, although I have to say this age gap makes me uncomfortable. I’ve also lived in Florida for a couple years, and seen some really weird sugar daddy shit. This pales in comparison, but still isn’t a good look

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #57 on: July 27, 2021, 12:07:27 PM »
what dating a skater man is really like

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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2021, 01:30:56 PM »
I dj’ed under the name “feral LynX” in the early 00’s. Age gap isn’t that weird. Would totally talk shit if I knew them personally, though.
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Re: The First Couple of Skate YouTube
« Reply #59 on: July 27, 2021, 01:37:06 PM »
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What about 20 year olds who own houseboats
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Well that was a waste of energy. Carry on Pennybabie.
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It would suck so bad to live in one of those year round in the northshore MA area. Where the fuck can you even park without being bothered? She prob stays in walmart lots and behind the golden banana.
What’s the golden banana?  Sounds like a sexual act.  Asking for a friend.