Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.

[Gene_Harrogate]

If you buy 2 pairs you get free shipping though…

The free shipping better include an armed courier to protect the pants I mortgaged my house for from porch pirates.

[Dr Hass]

Arguably a $1k beanie is even worse: https://mamaskate.com/products/ma-beanies

[Mike Oxwelling]

Arguably a $1k beanie is even worse: https://mamaskate.com/products/ma-beanies

Good fucking god.   If you're reading this Berra...fuck right off.  You're responsible for this.     Pat yourself and the aliens trying to escape within you on the back.

[Veggie.Wav]

I'd rather 10% go to our lord and savior Xenu

[Deekay]

Between this and that Cariumba shoe thread, my day is a little worse. Everything about this is so gross.

[ungzilla]

the hats are made from 100% pure hat tho

[kilgoret]

i would see this chick around for the short amount of time I lived in la la land a few years back. she seemed harmless enough at that time with 1000+ followers on ig skating shitty in lb and the s pasadena park. she definitely seem the least offensive of all those sk8 thots from that area who all fake famously blew up in the last few years. oh boy, was i wrong about that one.

it's gotta be a troll, just to see if someone bites...

edit: even the shorts are 1,400! WTF

[djoekr]

Hey, at least you get free shipping if your order costs more than $2000. Imagine buying a 1000 dollar beanie and still having to pay shipping costs.

[Mean salto]

Arguably a $1k beanie is even worse: https://mamaskate.com/products/ma-beanies

Oh definately much worse. The pants I could at least see some hipster explanation of the material is all blah blah and they are made locally by blah blah feminism rainbow flag etc but those beanies are just the ones you can bulk buy for like $2 a piece 

[Hinna]

vomit. egregious delusion and greed

[lampshade]

the hats are made from 100% pure hat tho

The, "Made from scratch in Los Angeles" part was funny.  How would you make pants not from scratch?

[big_kev_215]

Say an average deck is $67 dollars.  This means you could buy approximately 21 skateboard decks instead of supporting this influencer BS.  That’s incredible. I hope everyone does that.

[cky enthusiast]

she’s cute but not 1300 dollars for pants cute

[Gene_Harrogate]

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Arguably a $1k beanie is even worse: https://mamaskate.com/products/ma-beanies

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Good fucking god.   If you're reading this Berra...fuck right off.  You're responsible for this.     Pat yourself and the aliens trying to escape within you on the back.

This has to be a front for some money laundering scheme or something.  Which now that I think about it is basically the entire point of scientology, so it makes sense.

[IpathCats]

.....Nah

But in all seriousness, I hope this is just some kind of joke/jab at big boys since they're quite literally 10x the price. If not, these cariuma sympathizers should be kooked out of existence.

[sfa]

You can see how uneven the stitching is in the photos.

When you buy clothing from an actual couture brand that shit is perfect.

[munchbox]

onlyfans died for this

[Robby]

You’d think for that price they could afford to take some pics of the stitching detail or hire someone to model them.

Or hell even a 6th belt loop.

[Hinna]

i would see this chick around for the short amount of time I lived in la la land a few years back. she seemed harmless enough at that time with 1000+ followers on ig skating shitty in lb and the s pasadena park. she definitely seem the least offensive of all those sk8 thots from that area who all fake famously blew up in the last few years. oh boy, was i wrong about that one.

it's gotta be a troll, just to see if someone bites...

edit: even the shorts are 1,400! WTF

good study for the ig thread. mamalabrat. i doubt theyre trolling they really seem to be that insufferable and online fame fried. maybe it is a laundering scheme for borra but probably not. wouldnt even wipe my ass with those beanies

[IpathCats]

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Not a typo, or a joke. She confirmed on her Instagram that the prices are correct. But will donate 10% of every pair sold to charity.

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What a magnanimous cunt she is, only keeping $1260.00 from each pair of pants for herself. We should all aspire to her level of unchecked greed.

If i wanted to donate 140 to some unnamed "charity" I could do it without spending 1200 on board shorts that look fresh off the rack from Target.

Jesus, not a joke then i guess. LA is the epicenter of this new age mind virus, buncha nutjobs out there. Get out while you still can haha. Say what you will about people being mean on the east coast, but some dummies need to get checked. She would get clowned for this shit out here. You know its bad when it makes supreme look reasonable haha. total kook.

[coldbrew]

It's not a mixup, it looks like an experiment. You'd have to sell ten pairs at $140 to make as much as selling one at $1400, roughly. Somewhere out there, there's someone with $1400 burning a hole in their pocket, and bingo you're set for rent that month, and then hopefully it'll catch on. Skate-chic couture y'all, get there while you can.

The concept is similar to Nipsey selling his mixtape for $100 a pop. People thought he was nuts but it only took selling 1000 copies to make a hundred grand instead of 20000 copies for $5 a pop, which worked in an era where exclusivity is held to a high social status.

[Murge]

Damn. That whole crew is so kooky. Self absorbed and delusional

[IpathCats]

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It's not a mixup, it looks like an experiment. You'd have to sell ten pairs at $140 to make as much as selling one at $1400, roughly. Somewhere out there, there's someone with $1400 burning a hole in their pocket, and bingo you're set for rent that month, and then hopefully it'll catch on. Skate-chic couture y'all, get there while you can.

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The concept is similar to Nipsey selling his mixtape for $100 a pop. People thought he was nuts but it only took selling 1000 copies to make a hundred grand instead of 20000 copies for $5 a pop, which worked in an era where exclusivity is held to a high social status.

Except Nipsey was a professional with a reputation, and decades of practice. These MFs just popped up with some body positivity, gender fluid, clickbait, buzzword, virtue signaling BS, just to try and gouge people for some fucking earthtone scrubs pants in a post pandemic economy. If you're gonna pull a stunt like this at least use it to back up your seemingly wholesome brand image and donate 90% to some sort of local fund to  aid people who fell on hard times due to COVID or maybe some type of charity that supports the gender issues they use as a marketing tool. This is a shameless cash grab by people who paint themselves as kind and inclusive. These people look like the type to complain about capitalism, and if you can't see the irony in that, i can't help you. What a fucking joke .

[Allen.]

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the hats are made from 100% pure hat tho

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The, "Made from scratch in Los Angeles" part was funny.  How would you make pants not from scratch?

She carved these pants herself from bigger pants

[1stofthemonth]

she can get away with this kind of price on pants because her onlyfans is 60% off right now.

[one-off]

100%

Their tagline should be: "By dickhead skaters for rich cunts that wanna look like skaters"

Just as a comparison - far better value for money with Loutre for example! Puts that mama skate garbage to shame!

https://www.loutre.co
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they are looting loutre

[toe_knee]

100%

Their tagline should be: "By dickhead skaters for rich cunts that wanna look like skaters"

Just as a comparison - far better value for money with Loutre for example! Puts that mama skate garbage to shame!

https://www.loutre.co

they are looting loutre
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Yea I’d much rather spend the money on these guys then those clowns from LB, so crazy she would even think her LA sweatshop pants would even have half the clout she thinks they do, those are 25 dollar karate pants, fuck this I’m starting a pants company and gonna rip her design and sell them for the appropriate amount of money….gonna call it pantalones by tony 

[skatingisntspecialstupid]

I wonder how many pairs they actually had made. Probably not many. Or maybe they are that delusional.

[veritas]

Hey, at least you get free shipping if your order costs more than $2000. Imagine buying a 1000 dollar beanie and still having to pay shipping costs.

This might be the best part

[sfa]

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100%

Their tagline should be: "By dickhead skaters for rich cunts that wanna look like skaters"

Just as a comparison - far better value for money with Loutre for example! Puts that mama skate garbage to shame!

https://www.loutre.co

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they are looting loutre

Yea I’d much rather spend the money on these guys then those clowns from LB, so crazy she would even think her LA sweatshop pants would even have half the clout she thinks they do, those are 25 dollar karate pants, fuck this I’m starting a pants company and gonna rip her design and sell them for the appropriate amount of money….gonna call it pantalones by tony
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I kinda want a pair of Tony’s Pantalones