New Truck Company

[Lou Strux]

It's their shitty looks that caught my eye in the first place.
I'm feeling these metal skateboarding rectangles, aesthetically speaking, precisely because they are sooo fugly.
Maybe I like them because I can relate, being one whose appearance leans towards the less handsome side of the spectrum.

[JimGeko]

I just saw on instagram that they have similar wheelbase thing to Indy but turn better. So like Ace then.

[CHONGO]

LURPIV?

[ndsr]

LURPIV?

I dated a girl once that gave me LURPIV.  There are actually several medications that handle the flare ups.  As a LURPIV survivor I feel it is only right I ride these trucks

[SneakySecrets]

Chromoly would be a good name for a little robot girl.

[Mesteezo]

Ask your doctor if LURPIV is right for you. Side effects of LURPIV are uncommon, and include headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, vaginal ejaculations, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, darkened soul, lycanthropy, trucanthropy, more vomiting, arteriosclerosis, hemorrhoids, diabeetus, virginity, mild discomfort, vampirism, gender impermanence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, sugar high, even more vomiting, brown, your mom, and mild rash.

[matty_c]

Ahaha does it rhyme with herpes is that how you pronounce it

[Alexactly]

This reminds me of your mom's truck company, SLURPIV (she sucked me off)

[Cult Follower]

That name is like some glitch in an AI Algorithm that tracks perverts

Chris Hansen confirmed on

[HyenaChaser]

The name could be a possible compound of the Swedish word lura (to fool, trick, deceive. Etymological connection to the English word lure) and the English/Swedish cognate pivot (the action of turning around an point).

So maybe these trucks “cheat the turn” or maybe “cheat you out of turning.”

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[MexicanSpaniard]

I'm allergic to lurpiv

[fakiefs180]

The name could be a possible compound of the Swedish word lura (to fool, trick, deceive. Etymological connection to the English word lure) and the English/Swedish cognate pivot (the action of turning around an point).

So maybe these trucks “cheat the turn” or maybe “cheat you out of turning.”

(X-files theme plays in the background)

^^ Someone gnar him please for me.

[ndsr]

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The name could be a possible compound of the Swedish word lura (to fool, trick, deceive. Etymological connection to the English word lure) and the English/Swedish cognate pivot (the action of turning around an point).

So maybe these trucks “cheat the turn” or maybe “cheat you out of turning.”

(X-files theme plays in the background)

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^^ Someone gnar him please for me.

Done