REAL TALK: Do you wash your hands after you take a piss?

[SneakySecrets]

Going about your day, how frequently do you wash your hands after busting a nice wee?

Never?  Only when the shadow of societal judgement is looming?  Every single time, no matter what?  How about in the middle of doing yard work pissing behind a bush?  Do you go inside and wash your hands and then come back out?

Where is the line?  What’s the truth behind the mask?  Enough b.s. and it’s time to talk about pee pee time.  Let’s chop it up!

Not talking poop, that’s a completely separate issue.

[DirtyCheddarKids]

If this was a poll, I'd vote.

[L33Tg33k]

evrytim

[Mr. Stinky]

I follow the "wash hands away from the house" rule and at home when it seems useful.  All the folks who wash after every time touching their dick must think somewhere deep down that they have a filthy dick that makes their fingers filthy from handling it. 

[Hinna]

at home a quick rinse like 1 second. other bathrooms i washem with soap and dont touch anything after especially the handle on the way out. never use the hand dryers in public bathrooms all they do is circulate filthy moist air and hands get 200% dirtier or something like that

[Sativa Lung]

I mostly wash other people's.

[The Drew]

if using an inside toilet.. just rinse with water.
(in JP lots of toilets have a faucet on top, which makes it easy)

if outside... just wipe hands on shirt/pants... my dick isn't that dirty (well i don't think it is)

[matty_c]

Nah man not usually but I will sometimes if I’m at work and I know it will get noticed like if I randomly go to pisser same time as another person I will wash hands if they are

I wouldn’t want anyone thinking I’m a grub or anything

[Gene_Harrogate]

if I'm not at home, almost every time. touching door knobs and shit is germ central. I don't care about the piss, it's everything else.

I think the more important question is, Do you was your hands BEFORE you take a piss.

And to that, most definitely. I don't wanna get what ever I've touched in public on my junk. nope. no way. no thanks.

I’m glad you said it, I’ve had some germaphobe /hypochondria issues my whole life so I’m a wash before guy (and after in public). 

[Coastal Fever]

Yes, but I don’t recommend using hand sanitizer on your Dwayne Johnson.

[DarthDingusMaximus]

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if I'm not at home, almost every time. touching door knobs and shit is germ central. I don't care about the piss, it's everything else.

I think the more important question is, Do you was your hands BEFORE you take a piss.

And to that, most definitely. I don't wanna get what ever I've touched in public on my junk. nope. no way. no thanks.

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I’m glad you said it, I’ve had some germaphobe /hypochondria issues my whole life so I’m a wash before guy (and after in public).

Back this, at home after a hefty dump yeah for sure wash my hands…. But not when I piss.

Outside of the house yeah I’m a hypochondriac like Bob Wiley neurotic about keeping cleanliness.

I actually don’t mind the masks lol everyone here knows what disgusting pieces of dogshit humans sneezing and coughing everywhere…..

[SneakySecrets]

It never occurred to me that I should wash before, but that makes a lot of sense.

Although I feel like I’ve got a pretty good technique that doesn’t involve any hand-on-genital contact.  I can draw a diagram if it would be helpful.

[Sativa Lung]

It never occurred to me that I should wash before, but that makes a lot of sense.

Although I feel like I’ve got a pretty good technique that doesn’t involve any hand-on-genital contact.  I can draw a diagram if it would be helpful.

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/vdybgj/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

I actually avoid touching anything BUT my junk in public toilets, my wife thinks it’s strange but it’s not like I’m stroking my schlong, I’m using two fingertips at most. If I’m at a cafe or whatever and am about to eat, I will wash but that’s probably the only exception to the rule.

At home I wash every time after going to the toilet, but only really because I want my kids to follow suit. I don’t use soap unless I’ve taken a dump.

[Fhk]

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It never occurred to me that I should wash before, but that makes a lot of sense.

Although I feel like I’ve got a pretty good technique that doesn’t involve any hand-on-genital contact.  I can draw a diagram if it would be helpful.

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https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/vdybgj/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon

Amazing

[live, laugh, love]

If you don't plan on high-fiving or anything in the near future I would say short wash is okay. If you're peeing outside and no faucet's available that's clearly acceptable. But I think after when you are around a faucet you should definitely wash your hands.

I have ocd with hand washing, and what sucks is I definitely take notice of other people's hand washing. I declined a handshake from a friend when leaving because I noticed him scratching his balls earlier. I don't want his fuckin stank cheese on me. And I wasn't afraid to let him know why.

[superleftswipebby]

yes, before n after dawg

[Bunk Moreland]

I can't believe how many filthy, non-hand washing motherfuckers are on here. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Wash your damn hands.

[Frank and Fred]

No need to wash hands. Sit down and piss. Avoid touching penis and get better drainage. Thank me later.

[KoRnholio8]

I can't believe how many filthy, non-hand washing motherfuckers are on here. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Wash your damn hands.

yes, lost a lot of respect for my coworkers in an office job that way. you get to use the same door handle as them on the way out. luckily our door could be simply pushed open from the inside and I'd do it with my elbow

[matty_c]

Man sometimes I eat tuna out of a can at work with a small tool as a spoon I just get any glue off there first

I’m still here I reckon you gotta do proper hectic shit like eat a poo or something to get a fucked disease

But I did have this slurpee this arvo and I went into a public toilet for a piss and I put my slurpee on the needle box while I pissed and when I finished I realised my straw was touching the wall right above the needle box

I left it there

[RichardBarkley]

I mostly piss outside so no not really.

[Rockin Robbin]

Only if I piss in the sink

[JB]

I use this move anytime I'm at a gathering and I'm having a couple drinks. I'll wash my hands the first time I go, but after that I just turn the water on, wait a few seconds, then turn it off. That way I don't have to keep wetting my already clean hands, and if someone is outside waiting, they think I'm a decent person who washes their hands. Works every time.

One thing I do enjoy when I wash my hands is I'll use two hand dryers if there are two within my reach. Not sure why, I just find it more fun than using one.

[Paco Supreme]

If I gotta lift a seat then hell yeah, if I’m just zippin out, I zip up and away I go.

Does Fred Gall wash?

[Francis Xavier]

At work my hands are covered in grease and dirt so my dick unzips itself from my jeans and shakes it self off after a piss.

No hands necessary, shit I'm #handsdown pissing

At home and public bathrooms I wash my hands like a doctor about perform surgery.

[flintstagram]

I can't believe how many filthy, non-hand washing motherfuckers are on here. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Wash your damn hands.

This.

Yes I wash my hands every time. You should too. Think of it like this. Do you want to touch my dick? Well, I don’t want to fucking touch yours either! Wash your damn hands!

[rukes]

Sometimes I wash my hands, moreso if I got to drop the kids off.

I don't really think about germs and stuff too much. Most people's mobile phone teeming with just as much shit as a toilet seat.

[matty_c]

What about flushing?

One of my mates only flushes for shits, so you go round there and the toilet water is pure urine

I reckon that’s way grosser than not washing hands lol

[rukes]

"If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down"

That's the rule at my place, but then we are on tank water so have to save it where we can