REAL TALK: Do you wash your hands after you take a piss?

[Sativa Lung]

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I can't believe how many filthy, non-hand washing motherfuckers are on here. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Wash your damn hands.

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This.

Yes I wash my hands every time. You should too. Think of it like this. Do you want to touch my dick? Well, I don’t want to fucking touch yours either! Wash your damn hands!

You assumed my answer was no.

[rawbertson.]

for sure but if i am out in the wild and piss i dont otuch my dick and i have no option to wash my hands,
"its a wash"

[Xen]

[SneakySecrets]

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I can't believe how many filthy, non-hand washing motherfuckers are on here. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Wash your damn hands.

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This.

Yes I wash my hands every time. You should too. Think of it like this. Do you want to touch my dick? Well, I don’t want to fucking touch yours either! Wash your damn hands!

But logically, you’re still going around touching the same amount of latent dick remnants throughout the day whether you wash them or not.  You eliminating yours from the global ecosystem doesn’t affect what these nonwashers do.  Wouldn’t it be wiser to not wash yours to get revenge on the filthy nonwashers?  That way those scum have to touch a little of yours too.

[Loki700]

Only time I don’t is when I don’t have easy access to a sink and soap.

[KoRnholio8]

anyone not washing their hands should be forced to do the butters method

[Mean salto]

Always wash my hands. A little bit worried covid pushed me from the kinda maybe into the very probably has ocd about hand washing.
I wash my hands dozens of times a day if I'm home. I just like the feeling.

Weirdly if I'm in public the chances of me washing my hands goes way down. My dicks clean. if I can take a piss without touching anything but my rod then I'm not going to introduce more germs by touching the sink.

I'm not a god tho, I will wash my hands if people can see.
Also I'm very much a keep little hand sanitizer thing in my pocket person.

[CorneliusCardew]

Always wash or use hand sanitizer

[layzieyez]

If I'm at home,  I'm pissing outside and not touching my penis or intentionally urinating on my hand so, no. Anywhere else, yes.

[Jewel Runner]

I didn't but for the last year or so if I'm pissing in a bathroom I wash 'em

[skateboardnorth]

Real Talk + pee = R Kelly

[Frank]

i wash my hands before and after. i don't touch my johnson with dirty hands. and i don't touch things with johnson hands.

[matty_c]

When I masturbate I just spit in my hand so I guess don’t really care

You don’t wanna do it after you eat nuts or chips or shit like that cause crumbs are in the spit

[potpie]

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It never occurred to me that I should wash before, but that makes a lot of sense.

Although I feel like I’ve got a pretty good technique that doesn’t involve any hand-on-genital contact.  I can draw a diagram if it would be helpful.

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https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/vdybgj/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon

Ten bucks says this guy slammed his head trying to get out of there after his cover was blown.

[SneakySecrets]

i wash my hands before and after. i don't touch my johnson with dirty hands. and i don't touch things with johnson hands.

What is it specifically that you are avoiding having happen by washing your hands before?  Like you think your dick will get infected if you don’t? 

So I have pretty much never washed my hands before going to the bathroom (just never thought about it), and have had what I would assume is the the exact same result as you: no sort of genital infection of any kind. 

I probably just saved like a combined couple months of my life by not washing my hands before I pee.

[Frank]

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i wash my hands before and after. i don't touch my johnson with dirty hands. and i don't touch things with johnson hands.

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What is it specifically that you are avoiding having happen by washing your hands before?  Like you think your dick will get infected if you don’t? 

So I have pretty much never washed my hands before going to the bathroom (just never thought about it), and have had what I would assume is the the exact same result as you: no sort of genital infection of any kind. 

I probably just saved like a combined couple months of my life by not washing my hands before I pee.

i guess i just like to keep my junk as clean as possible. it just makes sense to me to wash my hands before. chances are i was out on the street touching all kinds of stuff. of course you can't always wash your hands before taking a piss, but if i can and feel like i need to because i was touching the street or i'm at work and i had to touch a whole lot of used bottles and glasses i'll definetly do it. i heard you can't really get stds from touching dirty things and then touching your dick, but better safe than sorry.

real talk, since the yonnie story i've been extra clean about it. i'm so happy i don't have genital herpes, that shit sucks.

[Willie]

[Frank]

i wouldn't trust this mans opinion, the women are clearly scared shitless of him and the whole pissing in front of you scenario and only wash once or you a pussy-talk was just some creepy and weird form of asserting dominance and playing himself up extra hard or something, all the while carrying a cattle prod around like a replacement dick.

[ok boomer]

I wash my hands a lot. Sometime in the mid 90's... I worked in a warehouse and was in the bathroom washing my hands before lunch. The VP of the company came in to use a stall. Was grunting his way through an explosive blasting of deuce, which was horrifying in itself ("UnGGgghHh *flptttttttfllpt*") . But then he came out, turned the sink on, just splish splashed his hands together twice (no soap!) and watched him touch the door handle that I was next in line for. Since that moment, I wash the fuck out of my hands and never touch handles unless I'm using my shirt or a paper towel.

[GardenSkater77]

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i wash my hands before and after. i don't touch my johnson with dirty hands. and i don't touch things with johnson hands.

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What is it specifically that you are avoiding having happen by washing your hands before?  Like you think your dick will get infected if you don’t? 

So I have pretty much never washed my hands before going to the bathroom (just never thought about it), and have had what I would assume is the the exact same result as you: no sort of genital infection of any kind. 

I probably just saved like a combined couple months of my life by not washing my hands before I pee.

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i guess i just like to keep my junk as clean as possible. it just makes sense to me to wash my hands before. chances are i was out on the street touching all kinds of stuff. of course you can't always wash your hands before taking a piss, but if i can and feel like i need to because i was touching the street or i'm at work and i had to touch a whole lot of used bottles and glasses i'll definetly do it. i heard you can't really get stds from touching dirty things and then touching your dick, but better safe than sorry.

real talk, since the yonnie story i've been extra clean about it. i'm so happy i don't have genital herpes, that shit sucks.

Ever since I got poison ivy on my stick I always wash my hands before/after.

Never stroke with leaves of three—leave them be…

[Fhk]

I wash my hands a lot. Sometime in the mid 90's... I worked in a warehouse and was in the bathroom washing my hands before lunch. The VP of the company came in to use a stall. Was grunting his way through an explosive blasting of deuce, which was horrifying in itself ("UnGGgghHh *flptttttttfllpt*") . But then he came out, turned the sink on, just splish splashed his hands together twice (no soap!) and watched him touch the door handle that I was next in line for. Since that moment, I wash the fuck out of my hands and never touch handles unless I'm using my shirt or a paper towel.

Is shitting like this related to age? If so when does it typically start?

[Gene_Harrogate]

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i wash my hands before and after. i don't touch my johnson with dirty hands. and i don't touch things with johnson hands.

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What is it specifically that you are avoiding having happen by washing your hands before?  Like you think your dick will get infected if you don’t? 

So I have pretty much never washed my hands before going to the bathroom (just never thought about it), and have had what I would assume is the the exact same result as you: no sort of genital infection of any kind. 

I probably just saved like a combined couple months of my life by not washing my hands before I pee.

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i guess i just like to keep my junk as clean as possible. it just makes sense to me to wash my hands before. chances are i was out on the street touching all kinds of stuff. of course you can't always wash your hands before taking a piss, but if i can and feel like i need to because i was touching the street or i'm at work and i had to touch a whole lot of used bottles and glasses i'll definetly do it. i heard you can't really get stds from touching dirty things and then touching your dick, but better safe than sorry.

real talk, since the yonnie story i've been extra clean about it. i'm so happy i don't have genital herpes, that shit sucks.

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Ever since I got poison ivy on my stick I always wash my hands before/after.

Never stroke with leaves of three—leave them be…

That's a big part of what started it for me!  My first job was at a marina on a small reservoir and required some mowing and weed whacking around the surrounding property.  I was changing line in the weed whacker and got straight COVERED with poison ivy.  All over my face, neck, hands in between my fingers, and my dick.  Ever since then if I even look at lawn care equipment I go wash my hands.

[SneakySecrets]

So you touched your dick right after or the little aerosolized oil droplets somehow penetrated through your clothes?

Love Amy Sedalia btw

[ok boomer]

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I wash my hands a lot. Sometime in the mid 90's... I worked in a warehouse and was in the bathroom washing my hands before lunch. The VP of the company came in to use a stall. Was grunting his way through an explosive blasting of deuce, which was horrifying in itself ("UnGGgghHh *flptttttttfllpt*") . But then he came out, turned the sink on, just splish splashed his hands together twice (no soap!) and watched him touch the door handle that I was next in line for. Since that moment, I wash the fuck out of my hands and never touch handles unless I'm using my shirt or a paper towel.

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Is shitting like this related to age? If so when does it typically start?

I think he was around 53, I felt trapped. Like "should I bail and he hears the door close.. or do I just act like this is normal?"

[Gene_Harrogate]

So you touched your dick right after or the little aerosolized oil droplets somehow penetrated through your clothes?

Love Amy Sedalia btw

It's a little hazy at this point because it was over half my life ago but I think I must've just taken a leak not thinking about it and got it on there that way.  My dick was the least affected but even the little bit that was there was enough to scare me straight.  A teenagers dick being his most prized possession and all.

And yeah, Strangers with Candy didn't get the love it deserved!