This big black dude who goes to my local bar saw Michigan was playing a few months, saw Jim Harbaugh on the sideline, and said "Jim Harbaugh!" like he was glad to see him. But then he goes "That son of a BITCH!" and for some reason, it made all the sense in the world and no sense at all.
Also, I love when skaters' favorite skaters are random like Smolik's. I remember Roberts asked Antwuan Dixon who his favorite was, and he responded that it was Gailea Momolu, like there was no other possible answer.