Neen's new burger "concept"

[augustmoon]

Wow a burger with sliced cheese and pickle what a revolutionary concept.

I’d take a smash burger over a big thick bloody blob of meatloaf on a bun any day

[Síota]

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a litre of soda.

Fixed that for yeah

[Dante Bichette]

Imminent cheesy Deathwish burger restaurant graphic coming soon

[FatGuy92]

Imminent cheesy Deathwish burger restaurant graphic coming soon

They're gonna steal your idea like you stole that NFT in your profile pic 

[TastyBurrito]

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Wow a burger with sliced cheese and pickle what a revolutionary concept.

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I’d take a smash burger over a big thick bloody blob of meatloaf on a bun any day

This. In fact, I might make some smash burgers tonight.

[Uh Oh]

Any Kill Tony fans? Leave Mario alone, Neen!

Deathwish to deathsquad

[IpathCats]

My lady made some big ol turkey burgers last night. Usually not a huge fan of turkey for burgers, or at least, i much prefer beef, but these were pretty good. I had a leftover double decker turkey burger for lunch, looked like a got dang krabby patty, Thanks babe. Also, neens heelflips are overrated.

 

[Watson]

I'll be honest I don't even really know what a smash burger is (I could take a guess), but is this just some place in Texas using his spice that he came up with?

[Theme For A Jackal]

Looks like a tasty burger, don’t see what the issue is

[DCLOVE]

If you retirement plan is to start a burger place - its not the worst plan.
Salmans Pizzanista for example is kind of successful

pretty easy to make a good burger - and if you have a shitload  of people who know you already
you could start from there.
Neen´s burger looks boring - was expecting something vegan, if he start a really good Vegan Burger place in
LA - he would have a secure pension.

i woud prefer some Bánh mi Sandwich place, or some Korean snack bar, or some really cool Dim Sum Bar.

We already have Monty’s good burger which Celebs love no one would give a shit about the pro skater who had to move to Texas cause he couldn’t handle criticism on his bad salmon cooking skills.

[Theme For A Jackal]

I'll be honest I don't even really know what a smash burger is (I could take a guess), but is this just some place in Texas using his spice that he came up with?

It’s just a thin, crispy patty instead of those big meatball motherfuckers you get at TGI Friday’s 

[TastyBurrito]

I'll be honest I don't even really know what a smash burger is (I could take a guess), but is this just some place in Texas using his spice that he came up with?

A smash burger is a style of burger - a seasoned ground beef patty smashed thin so that it's crispy. Then it's usually dressed simply - soft bun, grilled onions, pickles, mayo (or spread), and a slice of cheese.

I like it versus some crazy loaded burgers with onion rings, hella mushrooms, egg, etc.

For me, the simpler the burger, the better.

[h00man]

you know what?

I'm happy for Neen.

[IpathCats]

you know what?

I'm happy for Neen.

What do you think you're better than us?!

[hinkle]

Speaking of baker related people with burger businesses, anyone tried Nuge's burger spot? Visiting LA for christmas and was thinking about checking it out.
https://www.instagram.com/burgershewrote__/

fuck is reynolds feeding these guys

[TastyBurrito]

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Speaking of baker related people with burger businesses, anyone tried Nuge's burger spot? Visiting LA for christmas and was thinking about checking it out.
https://www.instagram.com/burgershewrote__/

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fuck is reynolds feeding these guys

Smash burgers.

[h00man]

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you know what?

I'm happy for Neen.

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What do you think you're better than us?!

You know what? Yeah... yeah I do! You gonna fight me?

[sexualhelon]

Neen's Beat them Buns' concept

[veritas]

Won't be long before AVE steals the recipe and uses it for his Vans pro burger

[Hevonen]

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I'll be honest I don't even really know what a smash burger is (I could take a guess), but is this just some place in Texas using his spice that he came up with?

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A smash burger is a style of burger - a seasoned ground beef patty smashed thin so that it's crispy. Then it's usually dressed simply - soft bun, grilled onions, pickles, mayo (or spread), and a slice of cheese.

I like it versus some crazy loaded burgers with onion rings, hella mushrooms, egg, etc.

For me, the simpler the burger, the better.

Problem is that a simple burger has to be well made from good ingredients. Sadly the places I usually dine at, more onion rings and mayo = better taste

[RichardBarkley]

My lady made some big ol turkey burgers last night. Usually not a huge fan of turkey for burgers, or at least, i much prefer beef, but these were pretty good. I had a leftover double decker turkey burger for lunch, looked like a got dang krabby patty, Thanks babe. Also, neens heelflips are overrated.

 

You'd eat all that for lunch ? Fucking hell. Even for dinner that's way OTT

No wonder Americans are all fat LOL

No offense

[lurker_and_poster]

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If you retirement plan is to start a burger place - its not the worst plan.
Salmans Pizzanista for example is kind of successful

pretty easy to make a good burger - and if you have a shitload  of people who know you already
you could start from there.
Neen´s burger looks boring - was expecting something vegan, if he start a really good Vegan Burger place in
LA - he would have a secure pension.

i woud prefer some Bánh mi Sandwich place, or some Korean snack bar, or some really cool Dim Sum Bar.

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We already have Monty’s good burger which Celebs love no one would give a shit about the pro skater who had to move to Texas cause he couldn’t handle criticism on his bad salmon cooking skills.

I believe you have plenty good burger places…
Even in my small village we have 4 places you can get a proper burger. Most easy fast food business.
I just look at it as a business decision for a life after skateboarding - which is good for Neen because I care about his cooking skills as much as about his heelfip.
Moving to Austin sounds  also like a smart move - cheaper then LA and as I remember a nice city.
May not the most interesting Skateboarder - but also not the dumbest.

[lurker_and_poster]

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I'll be honest I don't even really know what a smash burger is (I could take a guess), but is this just some place in Texas using his spice that he came up with?

[close]

A smash burger is a style of burger - a seasoned ground beef patty smashed thin so that it's crispy. Then it's usually dressed simply - soft bun, grilled onions, pickles, mayo (or spread), and a slice of cheese.

I like it versus some crazy loaded burgers with onion rings, hella mushrooms, egg, etc.

For me, the simpler the burger, the better.

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Problem is that a simple burger has to be well made from good ingredients. Sadly the places I usually dine at, more onion rings and mayo = better taste

My favorite is a naked burger / wrapped in lettuce with cheese bacon and avocado - fatty or crispy - both is good.

[Algar]

He’s gotta serve them on CHEEKs instead of buns

[pugmaster]

*Man walks into food establishment*


Man: Yes, I'd like to get a burger and a drink.

Neen: We've been expecting you. That will be $7.32.

Man: Alright.... uh... do I swipe or....

Neen: It reads the chip.

Man: Okay cool.

Neen: Your order will be right up.

Man: Alright great, I'm going to stand over there and pretend to read my receipt so I don't have to make eye contact with people.


---10 minutes later---

Neen: Here you go, thanks for stopping in!

Man: Hey, wait... the drink is here but the bag is empty.

Neen: Well yes, but no.  You see, these are conceptual burgers.  You just have to like, REALLY think about a burger. You know what I mean? Have you ever seen the movie "Hook"?

Man: *sighs* 

Man: I'm not getting my money back am I?

Neen: *Looks at the camera*

Neen: NOT A DAMN CHANCE!

Man: God dammit

[TastyBurrito]

*Man walks into food establishment*


Man: Yes, I'd like to get a burger and a drink.

Neen: We've been expecting you. That will be $7.32.

Man: Alright.... uh... do I swipe or....

Neen: It reads the chip.

Man: Okay cool.

Neen: Your order will be right up.

Man: Alright great, I'm going to stand over there and pretend to read my receipt so I don't have to make eye contact with people.


---10 minutes later---

Neen: Here you go, thanks for stopping in!

Man: Hey, wait... the drink is here but the bag is empty.

Neen: Well yes, but no.  You see, these are conceptual burgers.  You just have to like, REALLY think about a burger. You know what I mean? Have you ever seen the movie "Hook"?

Man: *sighs* 

Man: I'm not getting my money back am I?

Neen: *Looks at the camera*

Neen: NOT A DAMN CHANCE!

Man: God dammit

Get off Slap, Dad!

[formula420]

[pro club blanks]

Having Knox play a humburgler type character at an ex baker riders burger shop is pretty much a no brainer and just plain good business sense

[Watson]

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I'll be honest I don't even really know what a smash burger is (I could take a guess), but is this just some place in Texas using his spice that he came up with?

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A smash burger is a style of burger - a seasoned ground beef patty smashed thin so that it's crispy. Then it's usually dressed simply - soft bun, grilled onions, pickles, mayo (or spread), and a slice of cheese.

Yeah that's what I would have guessed. Sounds good.

I like the charity burgers that people sell outside of the hardware store to raise money for whatever the fuck. Different idea but sometimes just a cheap greasy patty, greasy processed cheese and a plain white bun can be way better than a fancy burger in a restaurant.

[jgonzalez]

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Speaking of baker related people with burger businesses, anyone tried Nuge's burger spot? Visiting LA for christmas and was thinking about checking it out.
https://www.instagram.com/burgershewrote__/

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fuck is reynolds feeding these guys

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Smash burgers.

Reynolds eats smash burgers