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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2370 on: October 06, 2022, 10:49:39 AM »
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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?
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Rob Welsh would like a word with you regarding noseslides.

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2371 on: October 06, 2022, 11:12:54 AM »
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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?
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Yes

Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. Itís 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally donít even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You donít have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I canít believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.
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Thatís just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than youíd imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.

Thereís no good reason not to besides it being weird. You donít just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2372 on: October 06, 2022, 11:52:29 AM »
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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?
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Yes

Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. Itís 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally donít even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You donít have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I canít believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.
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Thatís just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than youíd imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.
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Thereís no good reason not to besides it being weird. You donít just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs


This exchange made me lol. gnar'd for contributing to the degeneracy in bmore. god that place is disgusting.

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2373 on: October 06, 2022, 12:04:02 PM »
I'm imagining what this thread would be like in the 70s/80s.

"Popping tricks in pools is cheating! You're using a cheating gimmick to get more height and it doesn't count!"

Some of y'all are getting in your own way of enjoying skateboarding. Skateboarding is art and it's all subjective, but it's also supposed to be fun and social. If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?

Lol nah. Don't take these clowns seriously. It may appear as gatekeeping but ppl tend not to speak in nuance here.
What they deep down meant is they're hard to make look good, giving their starter pack status.

It's not what you do, it's how you do it

In that new Chase Walker vid some fool does noseslide on a regular ledge followed by back blunt @ 1:29: https://youtu.be/Okidk7y7HtE?t=89

Nose slide is kinda whatever on it's own but the proximity to the mini hubba blunt makes the noselslide tight

There's another clip of a nosegrind on a 2-star and he shuv-firecrackers out n he toe drags upon landing.
Type A or salty skaters would think it was wack, but someone reading between the lines would see that the toe drag helped him swerve around the car. Also he was doing it in black air forces, this clip was very much "black air force activities" if u think about it which is fire

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2374 on: October 06, 2022, 12:06:37 PM »
noseslide and boardslide are only real tricks when theyre frontside. who actually gets stoked on back nose/boardslide??

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2375 on: October 06, 2022, 12:08:49 PM »
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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?
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Yes

Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. Itís 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally donít even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You donít have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I canít believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.
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Thatís just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than youíd imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.
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Thereís no good reason not to besides it being weird. You donít just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs

your kid is gonna be f u c k e d

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2376 on: October 06, 2022, 12:09:08 PM »
noseslide and boardslide are only real tricks when theyre frontside. who actually gets stoked on back nose/boardslide??

Iíd rather watch Rob Welsh or Hjalte Halberg backside noselide a ledge all afternoon than a lot of peoplesí video parts these days.

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2377 on: October 06, 2022, 12:14:45 PM »
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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?
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Yes

Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. Itís 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally donít even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You donít have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I canít believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.
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Thatís just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than youíd imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.
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Thereís no good reason not to besides it being weird. You donít just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs
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your kid is gonna be f u c k e d

Eh heís happy, healthy, cute and reaching all his developmental milestones, go fuck your mothers pussy though for me buddy

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2378 on: October 06, 2022, 12:19:21 PM »
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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?
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You donít have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I canít believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.
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Thatís just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than youíd imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.
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Thereís no good reason not to besides it being weird. You donít just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

Lol @ the eco friendly justification.
"Using a single use plastic bottle and delaying when it's flushed down the toilet is gentlemanly and eco friendly"
Haha ok bro

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2379 on: October 06, 2022, 12:25:51 PM »
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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?
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Yes

Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. Itís 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally donít even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You donít have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I canít believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.
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Thatís just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than youíd imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.
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Thereís no good reason not to besides it being weird. You donít just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs
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your kid is gonna be f u c k e d
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Eh heís happy, healthy, cute and reaching all his developmental milestones, go fuck your mothers pussy though for me buddy

So you promote incest and piss jugs.

Thanks for joining SLAP

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2380 on: October 06, 2022, 12:35:33 PM »
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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?
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You donít have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I canít believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.
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Thatís just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than youíd imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.
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Thereís no good reason not to besides it being weird. You donít just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.
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Lol @ the eco friendly justification.
"Using a single use plastic bottle and delaying when it's flushed down the toilet is gentlemanly and eco friendly"
Haha ok bro

you wait until the next time you have to use the bathroom then just empty it then. It technically does save a flush

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2381 on: October 06, 2022, 12:41:24 PM »
pretty eco friendly

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2382 on: October 06, 2022, 12:41:36 PM »
so you just carry around half full bottles of piss all day? what kind of work do you do?

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2383 on: October 06, 2022, 12:43:48 PM »
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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?
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Yes

Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. Itís 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally donít even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You donít have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I canít believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.
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Thatís just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than youíd imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.
[close]

Thereís no good reason not to besides it being weird. You donít just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs
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your kid is gonna be f u c k e d
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Eh heís happy, healthy, cute and reaching all his developmental milestones, go fuck your mothers pussy though for me buddy
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So you promote incest and piss jugs.

Thanks for joining SLAP

If telling somebody to fuck their mother is promoting incest then I only promote incest with the aforementioned gentleman and you. Also in all seriousness itís weird that you genuinely donít like me because I told you to suck my stinky cock as a joke. I thought we were bantering I wasnít actually upset with you or anything dude

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2384 on: October 06, 2022, 12:53:20 PM »
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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?
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You donít have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I canít believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.
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Thatís just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than youíd imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.
[close]

Thereís no good reason not to besides it being weird. You donít just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.
[close]

Lol @ the eco friendly justification.
"Using a single use plastic bottle and delaying when it's flushed down the toilet is gentlemanly and eco friendly"
Haha ok bro
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you wait until the next time you have to use the bathroom then just empty it then. It technically does save a flush

Hi Sizzle, I can tell we're going to be friends!

This reminds me of a short prison sentence I served during Covid. Prison population has continued to grow rapidly in Buffalo. All the facilities were full, with up to four inmates lived in each cell only meant for two people.

Me and my Fruit Belt Gang cohorts passed a motion to pee in Coke bottles. Our rivals, the Cash Money Gang DID NOT PASS SUCH A MOTION. They were toe hair deep in their own tinkles. Valuable lessons were learned that day about the importance of piss bottles.

It's illegal to dispose of human excrement in the trash, which is how I ended up in Buffalo's supermax in the first place.
Kids don't know about kindness these days.

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2385 on: October 06, 2022, 12:55:39 PM »
Unless youíre a legit train hopping crust punk, wearing fucked up pants with patches on them is some lame ass poser shit.  Looking at you, half the Polar team.

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2386 on: October 06, 2022, 12:56:36 PM »
get him hes a new user

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2387 on: October 06, 2022, 02:49:50 PM »
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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?
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Yes

Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. Itís 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally donít even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You donít have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I canít believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.
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Thatís just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than youíd imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.
[close]

Thereís no good reason not to besides it being weird. You donít just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs
[close]

your kid is gonna be f u c k e d
[close]

Eh heís happy, healthy, cute and reaching all his developmental milestones, go fuck your mothers pussy though for me buddy
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So you promote incest and piss jugs.

Thanks for joining SLAP
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If telling somebody to fuck their mother is promoting incest then I only promote incest with the aforementioned gentleman and you. Also in all seriousness itís weird that you genuinely donít like me because I told you to suck my stinky cock as a joke. I thought we were bantering I wasnít actually upset with you or anything dude

For the record I donít like mother jokes because my mother is wonderful.

But other than that, I do like cock jokes.   I donít know you and I donít dislike you. Iím not upset with you either.

With sincerity, Wellcum to SLAP.

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2388 on: October 06, 2022, 03:11:37 PM »
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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?
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Yes

Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. Itís 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally donít even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You donít have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I canít believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.
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Thatís just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than youíd imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.
[close]

Thereís no good reason not to besides it being weird. You donít just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs
[close]

your kid is gonna be f u c k e d
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Eh heís happy, healthy, cute and reaching all his developmental milestones, go fuck your mothers pussy though for me buddy

ďmy child is reaching all their developmental milestonesĒ says man carrying bottles of piss 

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2389 on: October 06, 2022, 03:26:39 PM »
Still pretty stoked on Bunnyhop and VA having last part.

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2390 on: October 06, 2022, 03:32:18 PM »
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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?
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You donít have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I canít believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.
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Thatís just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than youíd imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.
[close]

Thereís no good reason not to besides it being weird. You donít just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.
[close]

Lol @ the eco friendly justification.
"Using a single use plastic bottle and delaying when it's flushed down the toilet is gentlemanly and eco friendly"
Haha ok bro
[close]

you wait until the next time you have to use the bathroom then just empty it then. It technically does save a flush

How many times do you piss in the same gatorade bottle before you have to throw it away ? What's the criterion ? color ? smell ?

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2391 on: October 06, 2022, 04:21:49 PM »
I skate at the park early in the morning to avoid you people.

How am I going to warm up without a backside noseslide?

You think I'm just going to hop on backside tailslide without doing the noseslide first to see how the ledge slides.

I'm glad I got to the park early. No one is around to see me stick on that first noseslide and wax the ledge.

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2392 on: October 06, 2022, 04:23:57 PM »
 *established pro farts loudly

 THAT'S IT FOLKS, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OUR SOTY.

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2393 on: October 06, 2022, 04:27:35 PM »
*established pro farts loudly

 THAT'S IT FOLKS, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OUR SOTY.

Donít push too hard or youíll give a new meaning to soty runs

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2394 on: October 06, 2022, 04:28:02 PM »
polar always has the worst ply colors

if u dont want yellow or pink or orange ur fucked

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2395 on: October 06, 2022, 04:33:19 PM »
polar always has the worst ply colors

if u dont want yellow or pink or orange ur fucked
Yellow, pink and orange are the best ply colours in that order. If you don't want yellow pink or orange yes you are fucked.

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2396 on: October 06, 2022, 05:20:19 PM »
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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?
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Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. Itís 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally donít even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You donít have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I canít believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.
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Thatís just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than youíd imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.
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Thereís no good reason not to besides it being weird. You donít just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs

Lemme get this straight.

You say peeing in a bottle is more hygienic because you donít have to touch a toilet handle or a public doorknob, yet you say you dispose of the piss in your container in a toilet.

Sounds like you are just adding extra steps with no benefit. Plus you have to lug your warm puss around (in your backpack?) until you get to a toilet.

Iím not hating, I donít care what you do with your piss. But your reasoning doesnít quite make sense to me. If you get off peeing in stuff thatís not meant to be peed in, thatís another thing.
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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2397 on: October 06, 2022, 05:55:38 PM »
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polar always has the worst ply colors

if u dont want yellow or pink or orange ur fucked
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Yellow, pink and orange are the best ply colours in that order. If you don't want yellow pink or orange yes you are fucked.

Iíve definitely bought multiple boards because they had an top or bottom orange ply.

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2398 on: October 06, 2022, 06:05:44 PM »
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polar always has the worst ply colors

if u dont want yellow or pink or orange ur fucked
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Yellow, pink and orange are the best ply colours in that order. If you don't want yellow pink or orange yes you are fucked.
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Iíve definitely bought multiple boards because they had an top or bottom orange ply.
iím quite partial to green and lucky for me my polar 8.75 is green on the top and bottom ply. Big fan of blue tops too.

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Re: 2022 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2399 on: October 06, 2022, 06:44:14 PM »
I skate at the park early in the morning to avoid you people.

How am I going to warm up without a backside noseslide?

You think I'm just going to hop on backside tailslide without doing the noseslide first to see how the ledge slides.

I'm glad I got to the park early. No one is around to see me stick on that first noseslide and wax the ledge.
i have no problem with people doing wack tricks, having fun is what skating is! i can't go a session without a backside noseslide, but it's a warmup trick. just like a fs5050 fs180 out, you have to do it so you can get to better skating.
ultimately, the most wack thing in skateboarding is caring what people wacker than you think.
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